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Wheezy McWindedpants

@drumtroll.bsky.social
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Single-issue voter: democracy. Big fan of glaciated landscapes. He/him/fuckyounazi

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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nice touch, @mattdrudge.bsky.social.
A screenshot of the Drudge Report website. At the tope there is a black and white photo of Gloria Steinem reclining in a chair while holding a black cat. Beneath the photo are headlines reading: 
MS. STEINEM DEAD IN NYC
FEMINIST ICON
DEFINED A GENERATION
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Album cover for Queens of the Stone Age’s “Rated R.”
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Album cover from Jerry Cantrell’s Degradation Trip.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A portrait of Alfred E. Neumann, the fictional mascot of Mad Magazine, famous for his tagline of “What, me worry?”
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A portrait of Alfred E. Neuman.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We’ve known that since October that @grahamformaine.bsky.social knew for *years* what the his tattoo was, yet didn’t remove it until it was a campaign issue. This isn’t some new revelation. Yet here we are.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No isn’t and has not. citizensimpeachment.com/tracker/
Screencap of Citizen Impeachment’s impeachment tracker showing Congressman Ted Lieu’s face and the following text: 

Name: Ted Lieu	
District: CA-36	
Vote: Present
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oof.
Screencap of skeet from Robert Mahon @bedform.org • 5h

Base towing capacity 1995: 3,500lbs
Base towing capacity 2025: 3,500lbs
Bed length 1995: 73 1/2'
Bed length 2025: 73 1/2"
Bed width 1995: 57 1/8"
Bed width 2025: 56 3/8"

Robert Mahon @bedform.org • 5h Which is to say for all that extra weight it has gained exactly zero extra utility
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We’re still waiting.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A picture of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, younger brother of Britain’s King Charles, formerly known as Prince Andrew, seen looking dazed and devastated while leaving Aylsham Police Station in a vehicle, on the day he was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, after the U.S. Justice Department released more records tied to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, in Aylsham, Britain, February 19, 2026. REUTERS/Phil Noble 

Cropped photo from
“UK's former Prince Andrew leaves UK police station - Reuters witness”
Reuters
Reuters
https://apple.news/AbhETDzpgS6O4SQj3wu5Xbw
This material may be protected by copyright.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
MOAR.
A picture of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, younger brother of Britain’s King Charles, formerly known as Prince Andrew, seen looking dazed and devastated while leaving Aylsham Police Station in a vehicle, on the day he was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, after the U.S. Justice Department released more records tied to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, in Aylsham, Britain, February 19, 2026. REUTERS/Phil Noble 

Cropped photo from
“UK's former Prince Andrew leaves UK police station - Reuters witness”
Reuters
Reuters
https://apple.news/AbhETDzpgS6O4SQj3wu5Xbw
This material may be protected by copyright.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Scene from Andor between the Ghormon senator and Mon Mothma: 
“They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore.” 
“I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’ve never been into or adjusted my settings from default. I just looked for wherever these kinds of settings are and unable to find any… I’m not sure they exist. 🤷 Anyway, below is what happens when click on the label. One would think clicking on the label would open the photo, @bsky.app. 🤷
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Picture appears to be blocked/not available with this label.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Shorter:
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Twelve. Everyone is twelve, now.
Pic of Bsky post from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer‬, September 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM:
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Pic of Bsky post from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer‬, September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM:
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Trump: The MS-13 President. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...
Washington Post headline: "Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal"
Byline: " Story by John Hudson, Jeremy Roebuck, Samantha Schmidt
• 11h • 12 min read"
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The line to the mountain top
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Today Zelenskyy warned the world what is eventually coming for us all, but TNG told us first.
Picture of one of the “automated weapons systems“ drones from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Arsenal of Freedom” firing a beam, presumably at the away team, in a really bad jungle environment TV set with a not-even-hiding-it’s-a-blue screen in the background. Through the course of the episode, our heroes discover the entire planet’s population was killed by these automated drones during a sales pitch weapons demonstration.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Drudge Report frames this correctly, though I wish @mattdrudge.bsky.social made this headline illustrating the effect of SCOTUS's approval of Gestapo practices in the USA more prominent.
Screenclip of Drudge Report headlines from the center of the page, reading as follows:

"ICE Launches 'Operation Midway Blitz' Targeting Chicago...

JESUS DEPORTED TO AFRICA...

Racially profiling...

You look Mexican? The Black Vans Are Coming...

Supreme Court Allows...

Billionaire oligarchs making millions off roundups..."

"You look Mexican? The Black Vans Are Coming..." is circled in red.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"Progress."
Photograph of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger disaster: 
A huge orange fireball in the center with atomized debris flying away from it, a column of the propellant exhaust plume leading into the center of it at the bottom, and two propellant exhaust plumes leading away from it, branching away from each other in a "Y" pattern, the tip of the one on the left is illuminated by the glow of one of the still-burning solid rocket boosters.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Maybe try stopping it? If they break the law, detain and arrest. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you only have two options, here.
Top image: Ghorman senator being arrested and dragged away by stormtroopers.
Bottom image: Mon Mothma and her generals, ready to shove ordinance down Palpatine's throat.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
@govpritzker.illinois.gov and all elected @democrats.org need to realize they have two choices in front of them.
Top image: Ghorman senator being arrested and dragged away by stormtroopers.
Bottom image: Mon Mothma and her generals, ready to shove ordinance down Palpatine's throat.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Do they need convincing if they went for Harris by 16 points?
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
They haven’t been.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Big if true.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
"Jeff Epstein, the hoax victim? Tell you what, there's one easy way, let's call Don Trump..."
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Deleted. Here it is:
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
He’s defending it.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
His reply on the same event in a different thread:
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
lol.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ew,
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@mattdrudge.bsky.social is one of the few in the public sphere who knows how to effectively message against this president and he's not even a Democrat.
A screencap of the top of the Drudge Report, showing a mirrored picture of two Donald Trumps in profile, looking grumpy, and facing away from each other. Below it are the following headlines in all caps:

PRESIDENT FOLDS ON TARIFFS
YES, NO, YES, NO, YES, NO
'PSYCHODRAMA'
STOCKS DOWN SINCE ELECTION

DRUDGE REPORT
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
😂
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Okay, this one is my favorite. jpeg
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Only slightly.
A painting of victorious Canadian/British troops marching in the foreground while the White House and the rest of Washington D.C. burn down during the War of 1812.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Lol, DoD libraries are removing books about the Civil War because they talk about the enslavement of black people and you're like "Look at what Will Stancil has done, here!" Good thing we have Jonathan Chait rushing in to defend this crowd and place the blame where it truly lies!
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Oh I dunno, I think how the job will personally affect Hegseth all depends on the attitude with which he approaches it.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Print. Affix to desk.
Diagram drawing of humane figure with arm at multiple positions: Straight down at the side "rest," at about 30 degrees "pet dog," at about 50 degrees "pet children," level at 90 degrees "call taxi," upwards at 85 degrees "NAZI" in giant letters, and straight up at 180 degrees "call waiter."
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Speaking of ghouls and cold blooded murder...
A graph depicting the claim denial rates of multiple medical insurance companies, including United Healthcare at 32% and the industry average at 16%.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why selectively leave off the first, and arguably much more important, part of the tweet from your quote?
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
No engagement on valid questions, just name calling blocking. Classic #MuellerSheWrote cult clone behavior.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Good energy to go into it. Hopefully we don't get to here by, like, Feb:
A picture of Kino Loy (from the Star Wars show Andor) in his prison jumpsuit looking dejected and dazed as other prisoners escape while he does not because he can't swim.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rather than giving us that useful data, you instead gave us low single digit percentages of similar outlets and then dumped nearly *a third* of the rest of the responses into a basket called "Other." Lame. What does any of this tell me? A lot about TV news and not much about anything else.
A bar chart of poll results: Fox News: 13%. CNN: 10%. Local TV: 6%. ABC News: 5%. NBC News: 3%. NPR: 3%. MSNBC: 3%. NYT: 3%. CBS News: 3%. X (Twitter): 2%. Other: 32%. Did not name a main source: 17%.
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Wheezy McWindedpants @drumtroll.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
There’s an excellent chance military won’t be apolitical for much longer. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...
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