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Goblin Teeth

@drteethdog.bsky.social
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A little goblin that makes art occasionally 26 | any/all

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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 1h
I get that it’s a time commitment but $250+ for dying chin length hair seems genuinely outrageous. Needless to say I will just be keeping my hair it’s natural color for the foreseeable future
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 1h
I was so excited when I got my haircut the other week because they said with the length of my hair and the undercut they could dye my hair at the price for getting half your hair dyed. They didn’t say the price so when I got home I checked and it would have been at least $250
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It just highlights an issue that is way too prevalent in witchcraft spaces which is anti-intellectualism. That’s literally the main thing that stopped me from looking into witchcraft for quite a while
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve gotten so many videos and it’s driving me insane. You can literally go to your local garden center and buy a bag of blood meal. This isn’t new information
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TikTok witches not understanding that blood can be a great fertilizer and instead claiming that their menstrual blood must be magical because it helped their plants grow is going to turn me into the fucking joker
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tomb Watto (it’s just Watto in a tight blue tank top and shorts a la Lara Croft)
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like it has been a while since I posted a picture of myself and I really like this one
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever I get compliments on my eyeshadow it makes me feel incredible
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Learning that so many people are just in credit card debt really helped me feel better
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love Candyroy so much! Look at this ridiculous guy! How could anyone not want to see him shoot trash at Godzilla and other kaiju
Picture of Candyroy
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna cry if Rigedoh, Gigasecto, or Gilx win.
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need either Candyroy or Xenolhu to win the new monster general election
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Calcite @hipstersaur.ilick.rocks · 18/09/2026
Off to a great start 🫡
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I may be returning from my self imposed exile from here. If I do I may occasionally share my sketches such as this guy I have brought here today
Sketch of an alien with two simple leg like tentacles and a tail like tentacle with branching tendrils on the end. One oval eye is visible as well as a small mouth and breathing holes on the side of its body
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Having terrible spatial awareness and having a mostly carpeted apartment is a disastrous combination
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have such a love hate relationship with the Catholic Church. I hate it on such a deep level fundamental level and am glad I left when I did but then the pope comes out with an anti AI encyclical and I can’t help but cheer
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I genuinely don’t understand it. Like this is a man who won’t go to conventions and has spent years calling out parasocial behavior but now he’s doing this I guess
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He absolutely hasn’t been the type which is why I’ve watched him for more than a decade at this point. This has honestly given me the biggest ick in history
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Gotta love your favorite streamer doing a cruise through a weird christian travel company who made the website for the cruise with ai
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I fear my streamer has lost his mind
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I will not give up my location
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sam Campbell has rapidly become my all time favorite comedian
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m guerillamaxxing right now
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The world would be a better place if we would have killed more confederate soldiers
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Netflix not even hinting at when the next episode of SBR is coming out is insane
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Genuinely crazy that people are watching things at 1.5-2x speed. You know you don’t get an award for watching more stuff, right?
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Dental hygienists love to poke at your gums for 15 minutes and then say that they are inflamed as if it’s all your fault
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I worked in the private sector as a civil/environmental engineer for 2 1/2 months and I never want to go back to that
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I really do think the only way to avoid this happening again is to split us up into multiple countries
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
When are we getting Old Sheldon?
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Legitimate question why are Americans judged for speaking other language in an American accent?
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Light has to be one of the most annoying little bitches in all fiction
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I love that trees can just explode up here
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Diet soda is the creation of an evil god
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I will never forgive any foreigner that says that Americans aren’t doing enough to stop our government and then doesn’t offer to help us when we tell them that if we do anything more we will be killed
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I need a hairstylist to explain why they are charging so much nowadays. Like $70 or more for a haircut that I will need to get redone in a month or two is insane
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
All ICE officers should suffer for eternity
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My girlfriend has POTS and EDS as well as chronic pain from spinal fusion. It hurts so much to see her not able to get a job or do so many other normal things and seeing people not understand how much of a struggle living with chronic illnesses is. I’m sorry that you have to deal with all of it too
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It’s fucked up that I have to call in my ADHD medicine every month
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It’s really fun to have my dad that I’m no contact call my boss and try to trick my boss into getting me to contact him
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Honestly I think part of it comes down to just how much people have to work. It sucks because it just becomes a feedback loop where people are too tired and mentally drained to learn and fight back, which allows things to get worse, which makes people more exhausted
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
That’s such an insane response. It’s crazy how many people just don’t understand anything about disabilities
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Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Develop “concept art”?? 💀 💀 💀 All the image models solely rely on stolen work of countless of artists to function at capacity. Using them not only is deeply unethical but puts the company at risk. Not worth it and I truly hope ( hell, I’m begging) that they reconsider 😭
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Grimdark stuff is genuinely so boring to me most of the time. I trust Larian but I do just wish we got more forgotten realms style fantasy
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Swaggadocious sounds like a Greek or Roman general
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I also have now finished two runs of Dispatch. Easily a 10/10 game
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You’re all me if my life and genetics were completely different
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I just started listening to Castle Rat a couple weeks ago and I am obsessed!
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I genuinely don’t think a single new data center should be built until existing ones retire
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