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Goblin Teeth

@drteethdog.bsky.social
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A little goblin that makes art occasionally 26 | any/all

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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TikTok witches not understanding that blood can be a great fertilizer and instead claiming that their menstrual blood must be magical because it helped their plants grow is going to turn me into the fucking joker
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like it has been a while since I posted a picture of myself and I really like this one
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever I get compliments on my eyeshadow it makes me feel incredible
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love Candyroy so much! Look at this ridiculous guy! How could anyone not want to see him shoot trash at Godzilla and other kaiju
Picture of Candyroy
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need either Candyroy or Xenolhu to win the new monster general election
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Calcite @hipstersaur.ilick.rocks · 18/09/2026
Off to a great start 🫡
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I may be returning from my self imposed exile from here. If I do I may occasionally share my sketches such as this guy I have brought here today
Sketch of an alien with two simple leg like tentacles and a tail like tentacle with branching tendrils on the end. One oval eye is visible as well as a small mouth and breathing holes on the side of its body
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Having terrible spatial awareness and having a mostly carpeted apartment is a disastrous combination
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have such a love hate relationship with the Catholic Church. I hate it on such a deep level fundamental level and am glad I left when I did but then the pope comes out with an anti AI encyclical and I can’t help but cheer
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Gotta love your favorite streamer doing a cruise through a weird christian travel company who made the website for the cruise with ai
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sam Campbell has rapidly become my all time favorite comedian
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The world would be a better place if we would have killed more confederate soldiers
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Netflix not even hinting at when the next episode of SBR is coming out is insane
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Genuinely crazy that people are watching things at 1.5-2x speed. You know you don’t get an award for watching more stuff, right?
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Dental hygienists love to poke at your gums for 15 minutes and then say that they are inflamed as if it’s all your fault
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I really do think the only way to avoid this happening again is to split us up into multiple countries
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
When are we getting Old Sheldon?
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Legitimate question why are Americans judged for speaking other language in an American accent?
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Diet soda is the creation of an evil god
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I will never forgive any foreigner that says that Americans aren’t doing enough to stop our government and then doesn’t offer to help us when we tell them that if we do anything more we will be killed
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I need a hairstylist to explain why they are charging so much nowadays. Like $70 or more for a haircut that I will need to get redone in a month or two is insane
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
All ICE officers should suffer for eternity
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It’s fucked up that I have to call in my ADHD medicine every month
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It’s really fun to have my dad that I’m no contact call my boss and try to trick my boss into getting me to contact him
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Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Develop “concept art”?? 💀 💀 💀 All the image models solely rely on stolen work of countless of artists to function at capacity. Using them not only is deeply unethical but puts the company at risk. Not worth it and I truly hope ( hell, I’m begging) that they reconsider 😭
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I also have now finished two runs of Dispatch. Easily a 10/10 game
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You’re all me if my life and genetics were completely different
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I genuinely don’t think a single new data center should be built until existing ones retire
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Genuinely my biggest dream is to have a small house where I can fill the yard with native plants and have a garden
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Y’all mind if I just live in a little hut in the woods and make potions
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My family was cursed with facial hair and body hair that will grow out instantly when shaved. It is literally impossible for me to be clean shaven for more than like two hours max
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
On my hands and knees begging Brits to melt their cheese I can’t stand seeing more unmelted cheese on top of fries and burgers
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I hate the constant sense of impending doom I get when things start going well
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The THC ban is going to cause a lot of people to lose their jobs in a time where the job market is completely fucked, will cause many people with chronic pain to turn to other much more dangerous options, and will lead ultimately to more deaths
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I fucking hate that everything is subscription based now I hope all the fucking executives that push this shit are beaten to a pulp
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I need Yurgir’s bed but instead of corpses it’s plushies
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I love interacting with corporations they make so many fun excuses for why they can’t do anything
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Define your music taste in eight artists TMBG Kneecap Sorry Mom AJJ Lemon Demon Talking Heads Phil Ochs Cavetown
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I refuse believe national debt is a real thing
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I just saw someone from the south saying midwesterners are impatient because we say “ope let me squeeze right past you” even when there isn’t room for two people
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Hasan defenders are wild. Just because bad people started spreading something it doesn’t make that untrue. I obviously can’t prove he abuses his dog but there are definitely red flags as there are with a lot of things about him
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I see people switching to mastodon and I gotta be honest I can’t move to a new social media platform again. Once I decide to move on from here that’s it for social media for me
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I just learned some of the lyrics on Taylor swift’s new album and she’s just being likely openly bigoted now it seems
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I’ve been watching more anime recently and the one issue I have is that they need to stop with the amount of of pedophiles
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I made one of my favorite little guys
Front view of a Fresno Nightcrawler made from clayView of the back of a clay Fresno Nightcrawler including a little but
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Trying to convince people that we need to stop trying to move forward with honestly most technologies is so frustrating. Our only home is dying yet all so many people can think about is convenience and entertainment
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Why can’t I dye my hair without either paying like $200 or severely damaging it
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Obviously I am happy about what happened to Charlie Kirk but I find it very strange that people are being shamed for the video making them feel sick. Violence is sometimes necessary but it is bad if we are desensitized to the point where we do not feel uneasy watching someone die
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Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Can I offer you a goblin in this trying time?
Clay figurine of a goblin wearing jeans and dark red shoesBack of a figurine of a goblin wearing jeans and dark red shoes
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Em Kait @vladhat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We cannot make the same mistake we did with the Confederacy where they pretty much got a mulligan. These little bitches need to be treated like the shitheel traitors they are. Immediately.
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