Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TikTok witches not understanding that blood can be a great fertilizer and instead claiming that their menstrual blood must be magical because it helped their plants grow is going to turn me into the fucking joker 110
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I feel like it has been a while since I posted a picture of myself and I really like this one 110
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Whenever I get compliments on my eyeshadow it makes me feel incredible 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love Candyroy so much! Look at this ridiculous guy! How could anyone not want to see him shoot trash at Godzilla and other kaiju 010
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I need either Candyroy or Xenolhu to win the new monster general election 100
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I may be returning from my self imposed exile from here. If I do I may occasionally share my sketches such as this guy I have brought here today 010
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Having terrible spatial awareness and having a mostly carpeted apartment is a disastrous combination 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I have such a love hate relationship with the Catholic Church. I hate it on such a deep level fundamental level and am glad I left when I did but then the pope comes out with an anti AI encyclical and I can’t help but cheer 010
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Gotta love your favorite streamer doing a cruise through a weird christian travel company who made the website for the cruise with ai 130
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sam Campbell has rapidly become my all time favorite comedian 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The world would be a better place if we would have killed more confederate soldiers 040
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Netflix not even hinting at when the next episode of SBR is coming out is insane 010
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Genuinely crazy that people are watching things at 1.5-2x speed. You know you don’t get an award for watching more stuff, right? 021
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Dental hygienists love to poke at your gums for 15 minutes and then say that they are inflamed as if it’s all your fault 020
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I really do think the only way to avoid this happening again is to split us up into multiple countries 021
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Legitimate question why are Americans judged for speaking other language in an American accent? 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I will never forgive any foreigner that says that Americans aren’t doing enough to stop our government and then doesn’t offer to help us when we tell them that if we do anything more we will be killed 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I need a hairstylist to explain why they are charging so much nowadays. Like $70 or more for a haircut that I will need to get redone in a month or two is insane 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It’s fucked up that I have to call in my ADHD medicine every month 110
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It’s really fun to have my dad that I’m no contact call my boss and try to trick my boss into getting me to contact him 130
Reposted by Goblin TeethKarla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Develop “concept art”?? 💀 💀 💀 All the image models solely rely on stolen work of countless of artists to function at capacity. Using them not only is deeply unethical but puts the company at risk. Not worth it and I truly hope ( hell, I’m begging) that they reconsider 😭 17789179
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I also have now finished two runs of Dispatch. Easily a 10/10 game 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025You’re all me if my life and genetics were completely different 030
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I genuinely don’t think a single new data center should be built until existing ones retire 030
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Genuinely my biggest dream is to have a small house where I can fill the yard with native plants and have a garden 071
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Y’all mind if I just live in a little hut in the woods and make potions 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025My family was cursed with facial hair and body hair that will grow out instantly when shaved. It is literally impossible for me to be clean shaven for more than like two hours max 010
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025On my hands and knees begging Brits to melt their cheese I can’t stand seeing more unmelted cheese on top of fries and burgers 020
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I hate the constant sense of impending doom I get when things start going well 010
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The THC ban is going to cause a lot of people to lose their jobs in a time where the job market is completely fucked, will cause many people with chronic pain to turn to other much more dangerous options, and will lead ultimately to more deaths 020
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I fucking hate that everything is subscription based now I hope all the fucking executives that push this shit are beaten to a pulp 030
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I need Yurgir’s bed but instead of corpses it’s plushies 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I love interacting with corporations they make so many fun excuses for why they can’t do anything 000
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Define your music taste in eight artists TMBG Kneecap Sorry Mom AJJ Lemon Demon Talking Heads Phil Ochs Cavetown 030
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I just saw someone from the south saying midwesterners are impatient because we say “ope let me squeeze right past you” even when there isn’t room for two people 030
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Hasan defenders are wild. Just because bad people started spreading something it doesn’t make that untrue. I obviously can’t prove he abuses his dog but there are definitely red flags as there are with a lot of things about him 141
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I see people switching to mastodon and I gotta be honest I can’t move to a new social media platform again. Once I decide to move on from here that’s it for social media for me 140
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I just learned some of the lyrics on Taylor swift’s new album and she’s just being likely openly bigoted now it seems 140
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I’ve been watching more anime recently and the one issue I have is that they need to stop with the amount of of pedophiles 160
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Trying to convince people that we need to stop trying to move forward with honestly most technologies is so frustrating. Our only home is dying yet all so many people can think about is convenience and entertainment 051
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Why can’t I dye my hair without either paying like $200 or severely damaging it 100
Goblin Teeth @drteethdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Obviously I am happy about what happened to Charlie Kirk but I find it very strange that people are being shamed for the video making them feel sick. Violence is sometimes necessary but it is bad if we are desensitized to the point where we do not feel uneasy watching someone die 151
Reposted by Goblin TeethEm Kait @vladhat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025We cannot make the same mistake we did with the Confederacy where they pretty much got a mulligan. These little bitches need to be treated like the shitheel traitors they are. Immediately. 051