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Dr. Strawman, J.D.

@drstrawman.bsky.social
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Southern Attorney, y’all | Self-Proclaimed Revolutionary | Philosopher-ish | Autistic Father of the most interesting Autistic Child | Future King of the Pirates

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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Morbidly Obese Old Man
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Shame on you. I will be donating to your opponent in the primary.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov vote no!!
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Thank you for being unwavering in your dedication to the American people, Senator Sanders.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Now tell Senator Schumer to vote no on the CR.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If that's the case then why did Trump commend you on your surrender. Shame on you, Senator Schumer. Do the job you were elected to do.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Thank you, Congresswoman for being unrelenting. Please please please tell the Senate Dems that voting yes is not what Americans want.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This a monster of their own creation. The GOP needs to be held responsible for their lack of policy. Mr. Schumer, you are bailing them out and letting them get away with cutting essential benefits to Americans. I'm ashamed that you have already folded under pressure.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And a lot of narco corridos.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social do more as the Opposition party. Or do more to let the American public know what the party is doing to stand up for everyday citizens.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@algreen.house.gov please continue the good fight. The American public sees you and we appreciate you standing up to this authoritarian regime. The rest of the Democratic leadership needs to support you instead of supporting the Republicans in censuring you.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Al Green speaks after he was censured for standing up for working class people
Explore this post and more from the interestingasfuck community
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Pay reparations if you want to shit on black people. Give back your ill gotten gain!
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You know if it meant Elon was also kicked out of the country, I wouldn't mind being stripped of my citizenship and being deported.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If we have a moral issue about Elon’s meat shield, we can still jump him. Just move the baby out of the way.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF. Now. Print hard copies. And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
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Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions
There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
You know...there is still the option to drag him into the streets and use the guillotine...but you know...you don't have to listen to me.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
BDE from Greg Casar
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Also it's a non-issue. Stephen A doesn't have a chance with the Queen Serena Williams in any of the multiverse. Not a one.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Elon is built a Cybertruck, he is skipped leg day, biceps, lats, core, and so on.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This bitch boy is the big strong man that MAGA says will save America? lol Even Baby Musk is looking down on him.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Look at that. You are absolutely right.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Husky my ass. Call it Morbidly Obese Orange.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
But let's say the head of the executive branch is a convicted felon, right? And has shown that he does not obey the law, right? What do then?
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. FOTUS can suck deez nutz
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'm choosing to believe that between Kendrick at the Halftime Show and the Eagles winning that the gods are indicating to us that the FOTUS's reign of terror will end soon.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Wait Eagles get USAID money? How? Tell me FOTUS, how does that work.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US!"
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
What are you trying to do here? Be logical?
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
All the Kamala protest voters, I hope you are ready to look Palestinians in the eye and apologize for getting them expelled from their homes.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oh boy because that's what we need a bunch of shitty Trump condos in the Gaza Strip. Only super weird to call Chuck Schumer, Palestinian. Like it's an insult.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Part of me does care about the country going to shit. But the other part of me just wants it to end. I can't take the waiting for impending doom.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
EXACTLY!!! Those mediocre white dudes like the concept of meritocracy until they realize they're not up to par when competing on equally footing with minorities.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Love that BDE from Ontario.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Trump is without question responsible for the 67 deaths in DC.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Just deport me bro. I don't even care anymore. I don't know that I can handle 4 years of this. It's only week 2 and I'm fucking tired.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The day after Election Day 2024, a classmate of mine committed suicide. As a member of the LGBT+ community, he could not fathom going through another four years of this guy's presidency. I didn't fully understand why. Now only two weeks into his presidency, I think I get the feeling of hopelessness.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Ah yes remember how Jesus said that the kingdom of heaven was not for those kids sponging off the government? Yeah me too.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Trump is more like the Mandarin in Iron Man 3 with none of the redeeming qualities. He is the puppet.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If a mediocre white guy didn't get the job, it was DEI
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
They are definitely going to bitch.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm coping with the new president by wishing his policies hurt his supporters the worst.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm not learning Mandarin to fit in on Red Note.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Please do. As a lawyerman, I like fighting.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Bad Bunny’s new album has me yearning to returning to Mexico.
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