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Dr. Strawman, J.D.

@drstrawman.bsky.social
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Southern Attorney, y’all | Self-Proclaimed Revolutionary | Philosopher-ish | Autistic Father of the most interesting Autistic Child | Future King of the Pirates

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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov vote no!!
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And a lot of narco corridos.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social do more as the Opposition party. Or do more to let the American public know what the party is doing to stand up for everyday citizens.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@algreen.house.gov please continue the good fight. The American public sees you and we appreciate you standing up to this authoritarian regime. The rest of the Democratic leadership needs to support you instead of supporting the Republicans in censuring you.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
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From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Al Green speaks after he was censured for standing up for working class people
Explore this post and more from the interestingasfuck community
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Pay reparations if you want to shit on black people. Give back your ill gotten gain!
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You know if it meant Elon was also kicked out of the country, I wouldn't mind being stripped of my citizenship and being deported.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If we have a moral issue about Elon’s meat shield, we can still jump him. Just move the baby out of the way.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF. Now. Print hard copies. And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
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Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions
There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
You know...there is still the option to drag him into the streets and use the guillotine...but you know...you don't have to listen to me.
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This bitch boy is the big strong man that MAGA says will save America? lol Even Baby Musk is looking down on him.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'm choosing to believe that between Kendrick at the Halftime Show and the Eagles winning that the gods are indicating to us that the FOTUS's reign of terror will end soon.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
All the Kamala protest voters, I hope you are ready to look Palestinians in the eye and apologize for getting them expelled from their homes.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oh boy because that's what we need a bunch of shitty Trump condos in the Gaza Strip. Only super weird to call Chuck Schumer, Palestinian. Like it's an insult.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Part of me does care about the country going to shit. But the other part of me just wants it to end. I can't take the waiting for impending doom.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
EXACTLY!!! Those mediocre white dudes like the concept of meritocracy until they realize they're not up to par when competing on equally footing with minorities.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Trump is without question responsible for the 67 deaths in DC.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Just deport me bro. I don't even care anymore. I don't know that I can handle 4 years of this. It's only week 2 and I'm fucking tired.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The day after Election Day 2024, a classmate of mine committed suicide. As a member of the LGBT+ community, he could not fathom going through another four years of this guy's presidency. I didn't fully understand why. Now only two weeks into his presidency, I think I get the feeling of hopelessness.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm coping with the new president by wishing his policies hurt his supporters the worst.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm not learning Mandarin to fit in on Red Note.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Bad Bunny’s new album has me yearning to returning to Mexico.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg looks like the type of guy that drops the N word with a hard R when he’s rapping along to songs in the car.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
She's got a PhD. Our guy has felonies. In a battle of wits, he will lose every time.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Renaming the Gulf of Mexico is not even a good power move. For example, what we call the Rio Grande is called the Rio Bravo in Mexico. So call it the "Gulf of Trump's Mother's Cunt" for all we care. Mexico will call it "El Golfo de Mexico."
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Maybe everyone is right that I'm good for nothing.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I'm not even likable to myself.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm not the smartest person, but I'm willing to put myself out there if it means I'll gain the knowledge I need.
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Detroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Back. To. Back.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
It’d be more appropriate if Bezos was on his knees waiting to suck Vice President Turnip’s balls
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Pleasantly surprised that Man U isn’t getting completely slaughtered.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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Larry Tenney @larrytenney.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Gonna abide by @mattxiv.bsky.social's What's In and Out list for 2025! Follow Matt & other LGBTQ creators, influencers by subscribing to my LGBTQ Starter Pack go.bsky.app/CvB5hSc
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Can't even make a deposit in Azaelia Banks...
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Newsflash about the New Orleans attack:
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Not even trying to facetious, but they need to look into the awful engineering of those things. It is equally plausible that this was just a huge mechanical error.
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JPerryFarm 🐾 @jperryfarm.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
January
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Pro tip from growing up working class and Mexican to survive the shitty economy that is approaching in the next four years: eggs, beans, rice, tomatoes, onions, peppers, and potatoes. Keep those items on your grocery list and you might make it. Yeah ramen is cheap but the sodium will to kill you.
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NPR @npr.org · 31/12/2024
World Health Organization director Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, who escaped an Israeli airstrike in Yemen, says Gaza's health crisis is indescribable and is calling for a ceasefire.
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WHO director urges Israel to stop attacks on Gaza's medical infrastructure
World Health Organization director Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, who escaped an Israeli airstrike in Yemen, says Gaza's health crisis is indescribable and is calling for a ceasefire.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After the passing of President Carter, DonOLD Trump is now the oldest living former president. Yeeeeeet…Biden was too old to be president.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This is how you practice Christianly.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The 2024 election broke me. 2025 is going to be year I rebuild myself.
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Dr. Strawman, J.D. @drstrawman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
What would it take to make voting compulsory in America?
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