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@drshafty.bsky.social
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If she is just trying to get Mazarati back together, she's going about it all wrong.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You forgot the jungle canyon rope bridges.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stellan Skarsgård is 76, don't put this out there.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world full of Melanias be a Dolly.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can someone get into the billionaire film discussion WhatsApp group and explain to these sociopaths that Niander Wallace is NOT AN INSPIRATIONAL CHARACTER! HE IS THE FUCKING VILLAIN!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If Ricky Gervais shouts 'mong' in a forest, over and over again; and there's no Americans there to tell him he's a genius - is that then offensive?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Saw Watchmen with my mom. Sad Owl Batman and the non acting lady fucking scene went on forever.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. He only had time for 5 questions.
Using the "Speak with the Dead " spell on Mitch was inventive but he dodged the last question by staring off into the midfle distance with his mouth agape until a handler reburied him.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS: 80's punk band PAIN is dropping out of Freedom 250. Reached for comment lead singer Trasher said "Nevermind that. Let 'em get savage!"
I DIG PAIN
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I would buy this shirt if you offered it in the Album Cover Series.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The "Barney the Dinosaur" jokes just write themselves.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
theonion.com/soaring-gas-...
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@jennynicholson.bsky.social , @fdsignifier.bsky.social and @wereinhell.bsky.social are doing 4 hours. I thought that was the hot new trend. Although at 2 hours you must have watched an unhealthy amount of Yellowstone.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is it 4 hours?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Anytime the New York Times pops up here I am reminded of this strip. Now moreso than ever. As much as I would love David Rees to return alt-weeklies don't exsist anymore.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Are we sure that this is an acurate translation from the original Russian version?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is an incredible Linda Yaccarino impression.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
WWJD Who Would Jesus Detain?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Maybe a Harlequin romance novel character or Hallmark channel movie lead.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Half these names sound like AI. Colt Ford?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
youtu.be/XC6qOvfgDJI?...
youtu.be
Ohio / Machine Gun
YouTube video by The Isley Brothers - Topic
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Expect never before seen levels of the exonerative tense from CBS/WaPo/NYT about Venezuela.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Behind the concession stand, is there a neon sign on the wall that says "movies"?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Everytime Michael Rapaport's name comes up, I always think of his best film. Source: YouTube share.google/hfBO3IunlaRK...
share.google
Kiss of Death - "Clean Up Their Own Backyard" - Nicolas Cage x Michael Rapaport
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Screenplay by Alan SmithAI.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Is she now working for the FBI?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Did Gravedigger make an appearance? Were there girls with T-shirt cannons? Hologram Evel Knievel jumping his rocket cycle over 9/11?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just canceled Disney +. "I will not support capitulation. Call me when you get Bob Iger to test pilot a Space X rocket."
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Gud.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Can someone please locate Christopher Walken!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
"All the world's a candy store and he's been Trick or Treatin'"
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Big ups to LA Grand Central Market music play Dead Kennedys "Police Truck"
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The few, the proud, the trying to get off the jam Candy Crush level.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings #losangeles donde esta violent protest #lapd
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nothing like a rousing chant of "Chinga la Migra"
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings we see you too.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov I think a strongly worded memo condemning this statement should nip this in the bud, right?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Remember, women are too emotional to lead.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
He has a concept of a subdeal.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Release the haters cut!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This would get the same results if the questions ended in "use public transportation"
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Kristi, She Wolf of the DHS.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It's a series or arms!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#handsoff gentleman from Brazil is killing it!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#handsoff lined up Los Angeles.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#handsoff Los Angeles
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ooh a triple ball walloping!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is like a sitcom casting Ted McGinley.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@returnofhypnocat.bsky.social looks like we have a date.
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