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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world full of Melanias be a Dolly.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. He only had time for 5 questions.
Using the "Speak with the Dead " spell on Mitch was inventive but he dodged the last question by staring off into the midfle distance with his mouth agape until a handler reburied him.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS: 80's punk band PAIN is dropping out of Freedom 250. Reached for comment lead singer Trasher said "Nevermind that. Let 'em get savage!"
I DIG PAIN
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Anytime the New York Times pops up here I am reminded of this strip. Now moreso than ever. As much as I would love David Rees to return alt-weeklies don't exsist anymore.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
youtu.be/XC6qOvfgDJI?...
youtu.be
Ohio / Machine Gun
YouTube video by The Isley Brothers - Topic
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Expect never before seen levels of the exonerative tense from CBS/WaPo/NYT about Venezuela.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just canceled Disney +. "I will not support capitulation. Call me when you get Bob Iger to test pilot a Space X rocket."
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Big ups to LA Grand Central Market music play Dead Kennedys "Police Truck"
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings #losangeles donde esta violent protest #lapd
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nothing like a rousing chant of "Chinga la Migra"
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings we see you too.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#handsoff gentleman from Brazil is killing it!
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#handsoff lined up Los Angeles.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#handsoff Los Angeles
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
And here I thought McConnell was supposed to be the turtle.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
At this point, I rescind all previous comments and thoughts and am now actively rooting for Skynet.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
As a metaphor for our current times, X Æ A-Xii ,future general in his billionaire father's Replacement Theory army, wiping his boogers on the Resolute desk is a little on the nose.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Does Seal have gambling debts?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Truffle eggnog courtesy of Matthew Biancaniello.
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This isn't that touristy, right?
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drshafty.bsky.social @drshafty.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#chain #tradervics
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