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"All the news that's fit to parody" Follow CMN for Breaking News stories that hit hard and fast... and at times damn close to home... (ALL BS... NO AI)

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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Worthy of a repost, as #LSU - #OleMiss is imminent!
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Learn up. Read it.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Read it. Because it all adds up.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Read it. You'll sleep better.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Decision 2028 GOP process announced by Trump. There can be only one. #thisisparody #gettinghardertotell
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Read it. And slay.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Read it. It's magically delicious.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Read it. Because life is good.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hegseth forced overboard while visiting the USS Lincoln. Denies incident, but admits to open bar. #thisisparody #butitsgettinghardtotell
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The United States Attacks the Danish Territory of Greenland! #thisisparody #Greenland #Vance #JDVance #ICE #war #Denmark #Danish
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Read it. It's dreamy. #Trump #sleepy #dream #President #NoKings
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Shocking New Year's Day Revelation Confirms the Suspicions of Many Americans #thisisparody
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Administration Orders Unsuccessful Christmas Day NFL National Guard Raid For Kneeling Player #thisisparody #NFL #NationalGuard #Commanders #Cowboys
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Read it. Grow your business.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Read it. Get up and off of the couch.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS (WEEKEND EDITION): Administration re-names White House in move that some deem controversial #thisisparody
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Read it - for the rizz. #TRUMP #rizz #dance #pull
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Read it... before it's too late. #MarcoRubio #SecretaryofState #soul #devil #sorryMarco
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Read it... and savor the flavor.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's Shocking Christmas Eve Announcement To Shutter And Move Texas Tesla plant #ElonMusk #Tesla #Texas #GregAbbott #China #ElSalvador #thisisparody
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Hegseth leads U.S. Army blitzkrieg on supposed Canadian province #Canada #Hegesth #51stState #Maine #Army #Patel #FBI #thisisparody
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Secretary of State Rubio makes announcement that could rule out 2028 presidential run #thisisparody #Rubio #election2028 #soulisgone
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Read it, you sexy beast. #MikePence #VicePresident #SexyBeast #ItsTrue
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Administration Secretly Using Somali Pirates for Caribbean Drug War Efforts #Somalia #Minnesota #Caribbean #ThisIsParody
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS (WEEKEND EDITION): Governor Greg Abbott of Texas attacks Illinois - Civil War Looms #Texas #Illinois #Abbott #Pritzker #CivilWar
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: "My Pillow Guy" Mike Lindell to run for governor, shares recent alien abduction #Minnesota #governor #MyPillow #probing
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
LATE BREAKING NEWS: Notre Dame football team to receive Trump presidential pardon #notredame #football #Trump #pardon
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Read it. It's frick frackin' creole food smackin' good. #senator #senatorkennedy #louisiana #hotsauce
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Be sexy and masculine. Read it. #sexy #masculine #Teddy #TedCruz #Senate
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Marco Rubio accidentally arrested and deported by ICE #ICE #littlemarco #marcorubio #secretaryofstate #wow
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Be more appropriate. Read COMMON MAN NEWS.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Read it. You never know what you might discover.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS U.S. President Donald J. Trump to receive second major international peace prize #peaceprize #Trump #bigsale #someassemblyrequired
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: In a move many predicted would happen, ICE names Vanilla Ice as official spokesperson #ICEICEbaby #ICE #vanilla #white #brown #thefunksobrotha
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Alternative Summer Olympic Games planning well underway by Turning Point USA and partners #turningpointusa #olympics #whiteguys
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXc... No. They never gonna keep us all down.
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Read it. Face up to the truth. #maralago #maralagoface #readit #itsgoodforyou #thetruthhurts
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Shocking revelations regarding Jeff Bezos' family background and Amazon fortune revealed #Amazon #Bezos #Trump #ballroom #intrigue #littleorphanannie
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Read it. Get sober. #SteveBannon #MAGA #Cure
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
LATE BREAKING NEWS: U.S. President Trump wins Bulgarian Peace Prize Trump, “it’s a major award. It came to the White House in a custom box with Roman writing.”
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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COMMON MAN NEWS @drroysmythe.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: In the wake of new CDC Hepatitis B recommendation, RFKJr. suggests reincarnation as alternative to childhood vaccination.
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