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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm full of whatever plague my youngest brought home from school, and I've just had to referee a squabble between him and his brother over whether the Grinch has a dog penis or a human one. It's the 4th of October. We have months of this ahead.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Had a sudden panic my mozzarella wouldn’t have enough schmelzend, luckily it was short lived.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'd assumed we'd land somewhere sensible eventually. Instead we've gone from teachers drinking in the stock cupboard or noncing you, and nobody knowing where you were, to kids monitored within an inch of their lives in case they get twenty minutes to themselves!?! Is this genuinely normal now?

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone has posted a picture of the shelter on Ben Nevis full of rubbish. The usual flag enthusiasts are in the FB comments blaming “boat people.” “Boat people,” up Ben fucking Nevis having a picnic?!?! They’re like Pavlov’s dog with the conditioning at this point.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is what your boyfriend shouts when he cums.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me turning up on here once every three days trying to work out what you lot are mad about currently.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Didn’t have “Muslims are banning chips,” on my “hysterical Facebook simpleton,” bingo card. But here we are….

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

4 Gin & Tonic’s in, and watching the spitfires at Duxford. I allow myself one Tory day a year.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I heard they give you a patch it you survive a night with Your Mum™.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My favourite takeaway has started producing AI generated menus and ads….

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Rio Carnival can keep its caipirinhas, samba and the oiled-up buttocks of voluptuous Brazilian women. I’ll take Eyam Carnival: 2 monkeys holding hands with David Attenborough, a whole sheep turning on a “C18th device called the “Revolving Roasting Jack”, and the vague threat of pagan sacrifice.

A boy contemplates a 2026 well dressing to Sir David Attenborough, featuring two monkeys holding hands with a suspiciously youthful human, surrounded by flowers, fish and the vague suggestion that this is somehow educational.

A perfectly innocent 18th-century village tradition, apparently: put a sheep in a giant Victorian fireplace and roast the bastard. Eyam really does know how to advertise a carnival. In

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

New local takeaway has opened. [kennethwilliams.gif]

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Built on 7 hills ✅ World-class food ✅ Ruined buildings ✅ Trams, but they’re dug up ✅ Lots of arches ✅ River through the middle ✅ Massive arena ✅ Arguably the cradle of civilisation ✅ Big street drinking culture ✅ Sheffield has all this + only 10 minutes away, and you can paddle in the fountains.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Went to gladiator school this morning. 11/10 💯 If you’re ever in Rome with kids you must do this. Absolute lifetime experience.

Oldest boy fighting the gladiator trainer whilst a random child looks on

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Relieved I’m not going to be turned to glass in Crewe anyway.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Move over, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” We have a new contender for the most tragic short story ever written:

While many of my peers opted to move [to] larger cities, I was fortunate to secure a position in Chesterfield.”

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Moonfaced cunt of a neighbours alarm has been doing this for three fucking hours. It’s 2am. Police told other neighbour it’s not their problem, council don’t have an out of hours any more. What a fucking time to be alive!!!!

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The moorland over the hill is on fire. Again. The local Facebook group is immediately blaming “boat people.” Surely it’s exhausting being constantly enraged about whatever they tell you be mad about this week?

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Took the boys to the Avro Museum today to learn about their Gt. grandad, Bomber Command and the aircraft he flew in. Came home with the eldest having learned how to set a nuclear bomb for airburst, as m youngest can now distinguish NATO from Warsaw Pact submarines acoustically. Lovely afternoon…

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Millennial customer service arc. Me: Hi!! sorry to bother you, tiny issue with a £5 refund? 😅 Sainsbury’s: (Spits) 🤷‍♂️ Seven days of your bank statements Me: You took the money. you issue the refunds. it’s in your system? Sainsbury’s: Fuck you, send seven days of your bank statements. Me:

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Considering getting an Ocado online order, but I want to time it so the neighbours can see.

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Korean Fried* Chicken experiments are continuing. *Baked

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Found your boyfriends ideal Christmas present 💅

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