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Dr Paul M

@drpaulm.bsky.social
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Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text, the know-it-all of the interwebs.

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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is that poorly animated corpse? I mean the one on the right.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
R'Amen.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Way to monetise scraping content from reddit @dexerto.bsky.social 1746 cookies you wanted me to accept, and there was no way to carry on without accepting. For everyone else, here is the original post www.reddit.com/r/technology...
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From the technology community on Reddit: Amazon users discover bizarre “About You” page detailing their interests: How to check yours
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As pretty as a cardboard box
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The 'and more' refers to the fillings. Just tacos didn't sell.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Snoopy riding his doghouse
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Impeach Indict Incarcerate
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can i order one in reflecting pool green? Please deliver to 1600 Pennsylvania ave, DC.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Open the damn door
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@ign.com Rupini has asked you a question
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They made history as the only mother and daughter to each receive a Nobel Prize so far. @nobelprize.org there, fixed it for you. No problem.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a Vanessa Victor piece, when she was in her 'stepping on lego' phase
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this still available?
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate that you're right
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came here to say this, wasn't disappointed.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also true: The backing of the patriarchy, The systemic sexism embedded within academia
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No petunias?
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 05/10/2026
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Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ooh ooh i know the answer to this one! Is because the american media is owned by their billionaire 'friends'. We only need to wait until daddy turns them into millionaires
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For anyone as confused as i was, this is a meme from three years ago*. www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHe... *Translates as avantguard for bluesky
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From the SonicTheHedgehog community on Reddit: How did the "& Knuckles" meme get so popular? It's unbelievably stupid. So why do I find them absolutely hilarious?
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone's still high at breakfast time...
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yet.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weird misspelling of 'imagination' #notoasters
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First accurate thing over-clocked predictive text has said
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im sorry i had to see this
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fellow free-range* gen x-er. Is about some tv company trying to buy another, which means nothing good will ever get made again because the company doing the buying has the imagination and culture of natural yoghurt. White, bland and pasteurised. *Ok feral, but I've had coffee this morning
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Space Jam 3 May the force boldly go to infinity and beyond
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm starting to think you're making these up
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@joycecaroloates.bsky.social why are you posting on twitter?
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Secretary of Defeat*
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perhaps its should reference the male organ and the fact that anybody that isn't him is a sucker.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit, created by Jay Leno's Law. These are their stories.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baked beans are morally wrong.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And the tacoma can't do everything the tonka toy can, at a fraction of the fuel, with double the visibility? Grow up, lifted nuts.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As well as essential amino acids and brain-freeze
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No
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spannergeek.bsky.social @spannergeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First image of US airbase bomb plot suspect released after all 5 arrested 'terror' suspects are released on bail.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This got you a follow. #notoasters
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun? fact: Round these parts his name would be pronounced as 'Yash'.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's important to set achievable goals
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kash Patel has a future
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another movie about Zuckerberg? Unless it's about the algorithm driving children to suicide i could safely shit in my own hands
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The C in 'Connor' also describes his posture. One shoulder is in a different timezone to the other, and hence he wins today's 'Most likely to amputate own foot the first time he picked up an axe' award
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have sampled s(tarb)ucks coffee on three continents, only ever out of necessity mind you, and can say that the taste is uniform. They don't sell coffee but warm milk with hazelnut and hints of chicory, insulin-resistant diabetes mellitus on the side.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Funfact They were called Red Delicious by Stark Nurseries because they were watery blobs of slimy cotton wool with curiously tough skin that went soft if you stared at them too hard and they weren't selling. Golden Delicious came after, but still, they're world's apart from Cox's Orange Pippin
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIL GOP stands for Gaslight Obstruct Project
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is he wearing a wrap? I get the purple hair, but I can't understand why he is wearing food
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll bet thats just water weight, and there's a gut held up by both belt and braces.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
~ getqueststage is sometimes the only way to get 'every enemy is the thalmor' Delphine to stop looking at the damn wall.
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