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Dr Paul M

@drpaulm.bsky.social
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Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text, the know-it-all of the interwebs.

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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@joycecaroloates.bsky.social why are you posting on twitter?
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spannergeek.bsky.social @spannergeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First image of US airbase bomb plot suspect released after all 5 arrested 'terror' suspects are released on bail.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIL GOP stands for Gaslight Obstruct Project
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social i thought this was an onion headline at first
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They can easily be powered by a massive spring.
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conscientious observer @raretophat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fallon is the Ed Sheeran of Late Night
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lauren Beetlejuice Boebart can turn into Lauren Bird-lejuice Boebart? That's a clever trick to turn.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brisbane 2032 olympic rowing will be smallest field to finish since it started.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Funfact: the first maps did not list a single petrol station.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI allows wealth to access skill while removing the ability of skill to access wealth. #NoToasters
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@nathancowley.bsky.social you made me genuinely laugh out loud newsthump.com/2026/09/16/b...
newsthump.com
Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed as new support act for Ed Sheeran tour
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been confirmed as the new support act for Ed Sheeran’s tour after everyone else quit.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has she been to either place? www.ekathimerini.com/economy/1314...
ekathimerini.com
Ambassador Guilfoyle compares Thessaloniki with Silicon Valley | eKathimerini.com
The relationship between Greece and the United States is “bolder, stronger than it has ever been before,” US Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle said in a wide-ranging interview with AMNA on the o...
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@richardgarriott.bsky.social Jekk trid lingwa tal-fantasija, uża sempliċiment il-Malti. Huwa nofsu Għarbi u nofsu Taljan, bi kliem misluf mill-Franċiż u mill-Ingliż. Għandu tliet regoli separati tal-grammatika u tal-plural. L-ebda toasters.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you missed Channel 4s documentary in #reformcorruption it's up on youtube youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?...
youtu.be
Going undercover to expose Reform's secret donations plot
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The answer seems obvious. Save electricity and your peace of mind.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Meta Apple Google Amazon #lakeontario
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
science.nasa.gov/solar-system... Yeah sure @nasaupdates.bsky.social 13th April 2029 is a Friday.
science.nasa.gov
Apophis - NASA Science
When asteroid Apophis was discovered in 2004, it was identified as one of the most hazardous asteroids that could impact Earth.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky... 17h

I came here to wear bracelets and eat stew

and I'm all outta stew


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Stew O'Connor @stew.casa 14h

Here I am big boy
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@bsky.app for some reason i cannot add alt text to a gif
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Kaz @kazlefay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know how everything bad gets blamed on video games & the internet? I have a theory that it’s golf destroying our society. Few activities have such an outsized effect on the environment, public health and epitomizing the corruption of wealth & privilege. Limit and restrict access to golf.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No Toasters.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@aoc.bsky.social for speaker
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jackiebrownnow.bsky.social @jackiebrownnow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please stop telling us what is happening at twitter. We don't care. If we did we would be there. You enjoy it, cool. But please stop sharing it here. #PSA
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yi... Irony is delicious
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Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say
A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said Milo Yiannopoulos "chose to overstay his welcome."
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.espn.co.uk/football/sto... Hey Samuel Eto'o No
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Samuel Eto'o: Gianni Infantino was not wrong to propose FIFA private investment
Samuel Eto'o has pledged his support for Gianni Infantino, and said that he does not believe the FIFA president's proposed plan to sell off part of the World Cup to private investors was wrong.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Me: the cup is half-filled with contaminated nitrogen gas, half-filled with a solution of hydrogen monoxide with some dissolved particulates
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey Jon Ossoff, you got Melania to come out of hibernation by mentioning Natalie Harp. Can you get Mitch McConnell to reappear? 
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I for one can't wait for Ms Harp to enter her 'Bunny Boiler' phase.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And now for some good news. #foreverchemicals #pfas oceans-and-fisheries.ec.europa.eu/news/turning...
oceans-and-fisheries.ec.europa.eu
Turning the tide: Algae Scope's bio-based answer to PFAS
PFAS, or 'forever chemicals', are commonly used to make textiles and other materials resistant to water and fire. However, because they persist in the environment and build up in living organisms, the...
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They didn't save the cheerleader & they didn't save the world.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today's random Wikipedia page, the etymology of the word Musk.
Musk is a class of aromatic substances commonly used as base notes in perfumery. They include glandular secretions from animals such as the musk deer, numerous plants emitting similar fragrances, and artificial substances with similar odors.[1][2] Musk was a name originally given to a substance with a strong odor obtained from a gland of the musk deer. The substance has been used as a popular perfume fixative since ancient times and is one of the most expensive animal products in the world. The name originates from the Late Greek μόσχος 'moskhos', from Persian mushk, in turn from Sanskrit मुष्क muṣka (lit. 'testicle')[3] derived from Proto-Indo-European noun múh₂s meaning "mouse".[1][4] The deer gland was thought to resemble a scrotum.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@andyburnham.bsky.social
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
spectator.com/article/has-... Ask this question a thousand times and the answer will be the same. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor deserves a custodial sentence.
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Man Holds 'No' Sign
Alt: Man Holds 'No' Signs, throws the top one away.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are legion
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump in catering truck: Good job there's nobody here to see me crapping my pants
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Anti-Fascist forever @notrumpnoway.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Infantina! F ixed I t F or A rgentina
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
youtu.be/3RF2lkn-lwA?... @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social "When you 'make' something with AI, you didn't make it, not even the AI made it. It just copied it from other people" Well said, Sir, well said.
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Elon’s Epic Ego Explained
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
State department ‘takes full responsibility’ for erroneous, widely shared chart displayed at Aids conference in Brazil
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today's nomination for the Complimentary Potato...
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Law professor Lynn Stout: "Shareholder psychopathy is neither natural nor inevitable but an artifact, the unfortunate outcome of collective action obstacles combined with the ideology of shareholder value." LINK in comments ⤵️
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@theguardian.com whoever writes your captions should be paid more. This is gold.
The  text: 4.Donald Trump (not pictured) has ordered signs to be put up outside which institution to accuse it of inaccuracy?

The image: An orange balloon
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Undertaking*
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is comedy gold.
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wanted to watch Trump get booed. Spoiled for choice, really.
+ donald trump booed

Q donald trump booed at washington commanders game

Q donald trump booed at us open

Q donald trump booed at nba finals

Q donald trump booed at madison square garden

Q donald trump booed at ufc 327

Q donald trump booed at game

Q donald trump booed in nyc

Q donald trump booed at new york game
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wonder if this was the real reason Starmer got booted. @andyburnham.bsky.social you might want to think about this. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Pay gap widens as UK bosses get 130 times average worker’s salary
In its final report the High Pay Centre says the median remuneration of a FTSE 100 CEO has risen to a record £5.06m
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Amanda Roos @amandaroos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Everyone deserves food to eat, a place to live, and healthcare to keep them living. Trillionaires should not exist in the same world as food insecurity, housing insecurity, or medical debt.
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Mets Chief @metschief.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I believe we are dealing with is a Schrödinger's McConnell situation
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Then there was ​EMPANADA — Everybody Makes Promises And Nobody Actually Delivers Anything — used to describe countries making outrageous and unachievable trade promises in the hope of avoiding the worst of Trump's tariffs.
More ‌recently, NACHO — Not A Chance Hormuz Opens — was popular. The vital Strait of Hormuz did sort of reopen after Washington and Tehran signed an interim peace deal on June 17. But even that partial relief is now in question after Trump said on Wednesday that the MOU was "over," reviving the risk that the waterway could again become a pressure point.
Perhaps the best Mexican food acronym for Trump is TAMALES, standing for Trump Always Messes Around, Leaves Everybody Shafted.
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