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Derek Roessler

@droessl.bsky.social
214 followers 108 following 683 posts

Sports, bourbon, politics. Not necessarily in that order.

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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At this point across football coverage, it's only a matter of time before Tom Rinaldi does his weekly tearjerker piece on the softer side of Rae Carruth.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That pass from Blake was FILTHY.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I offer you a reassuring Claude prompt in these trying times?
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine if Jackson was even 10% more charismatic or better at public speaking
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glad I bet the over in this Canes game.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who replaced Bussi with John Grahame and didn't think we'd notice?
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can hear Giglio's upcoming rant from my couch
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And so bad at gambling that @elevenwarriors.com made $$ on a whole season of fading his picks.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds a bit like Martinook
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega Bold Statement
ALT: Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega Bold Statement
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not for his one-timer?
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not seeing a way to bet that Brady tries to drop the gloves with Staal at puck drop. That's a shame.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skating out with the cup is amazing. Get bent, Florida.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give a day, tops.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why anyone would use Muse on purpose is beyond me.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Until the list is as long as a CVS receipt, you're good.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sooooo, two of the most popular sing-along songs at sporting events in Michigan are about: -being cheated on and doing nothing about it AND -getting the hell out of Michigan.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it possible for a coach to inspire less confidence than Dave Doeren?
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, I love having games aired on WRAL.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's something hilarious to me about the first "Saturday Night Hockey" happening on a Friday.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On a 3rd or 4th rewatching of Veep and I just wanted to say a friendly hello in a very unfriendly way. Hello.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got a hearty laugh out of that thumbnail and the whole article ending with "congrats, NC State, you're finally no. 1."
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wolfpack Woe of the Week Bailey Brainfart
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@mapquest.com what happened to the robot navigation voice!? Just got the new update and my kids are missing it.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can only imagine this will have co-promoted Kalshi markets too. Morality losing in 2026 sounds like easy money.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So glad that toasted EC is a regular shelf item now.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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David Rose Says I'm Sorry? (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: David Rose Says I'm Sorry? (Schitt's Creek)
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
$5 says this game doesn't happen tonight
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You don't get it because there WASN'T time left. The previous play was OOB as the clock hit 0
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let's all laugh at these assholes for celebrating like this for beating a MAC school as a 28 point favorite at home.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well thanks to the refs, Michigan won and STORMED THE FIELD FOR BEATING A MAC SCHOOL
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
HAHAHAHA great job losing at home to a MAC school as a 27 point favorite.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm loving this so much
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This number can't be right. There are at least 4 in the Raleigh area.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"to quote my good friend Bruce Springsteen, this team is born to run"
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can we see if Clay Travis locked it in as well? 😂
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're an invasive species that needs to go back to where they're just known as "geese"
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm guessing there's gonna be a LOT more cursing than not
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I long for State to have an OC who is allowed to use regular scissors.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't convince me that pushing that button is any different from docking.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This train might arrive first.
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C'mon and Ride It, The Choo Choo Train Dance
ALT: C'mon and Ride It, The Choo Choo Train Dance
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All this wrestling on free* TV tonight is outstanding.
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Did you know that card has been accepted into the hall of Fame?
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🙋‍♂️
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can only assume they were force-fed mustard BBQ
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Was like a strobe light at my house for 39 minutes
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