Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026At this point across football coverage, it's only a matter of time before Tom Rinaldi does his weekly tearjerker piece on the softer side of Rae Carruth. 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Can I offer you a reassuring Claude prompt in these trying times? 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Imagine if Jackson was even 10% more charismatic or better at public speaking 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Who replaced Bussi with John Grahame and didn't think we'd notice? 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And so bad at gambling that @elevenwarriors.com made $$ on a whole season of fading his picks. 040
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comPulp Fiction Vincent Vega Bold StatementALT: Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega Bold Statement 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 I'm not seeing a way to bet that Brady tries to drop the gloves with Staal at puck drop. That's a shame. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Skating out with the cup is amazing. Get bent, Florida. 030
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why anyone would use Muse on purpose is beyond me. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Until the list is as long as a CVS receipt, you're good. 050
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sooooo, two of the most popular sing-along songs at sporting events in Michigan are about: -being cheated on and doing nothing about it AND -getting the hell out of Michigan. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is it possible for a coach to inspire less confidence than Dave Doeren? 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's something hilarious to me about the first "Saturday Night Hockey" happening on a Friday. 130
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026On a 3rd or 4th rewatching of Veep and I just wanted to say a friendly hello in a very unfriendly way. Hello. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got a hearty laugh out of that thumbnail and the whole article ending with "congrats, NC State, you're finally no. 1." 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@mapquest.com what happened to the robot navigation voice!? Just got the new update and my kids are missing it. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can only imagine this will have co-promoted Kalshi markets too. Morality losing in 2026 sounds like easy money. 100
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So glad that toasted EC is a regular shelf item now. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comDavid Rose Says I'm Sorry? (Schitt's Creek)ALT: David Rose Says I'm Sorry? (Schitt's Creek) 020
Reposted by Derek RoesslerTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous! 661053285
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You don't get it because there WASN'T time left. The previous play was OOB as the clock hit 0 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Let's all laugh at these assholes for celebrating like this for beating a MAC school as a 28 point favorite at home. 060
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well thanks to the refs, Michigan won and STORMED THE FIELD FOR BEATING A MAC SCHOOL 052
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026HAHAHAHA great job losing at home to a MAC school as a 27 point favorite. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This number can't be right. There are at least 4 in the Raleigh area. 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"to quote my good friend Bruce Springsteen, this team is born to run" 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can we see if Clay Travis locked it in as well? 😂 010
Reposted by Derek RoesslerOnce Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/202623 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com 8450262703
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They're an invasive species that needs to go back to where they're just known as "geese" 110
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm guessing there's gonna be a LOT more cursing than not 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I long for State to have an OC who is allowed to use regular scissors. 000
Reposted by Derek RoesslerThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471581820
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Can't convince me that pushing that button is any different from docking. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This train might arrive first.static.klipy.comC'mon and Ride It, The Choo Choo Train DanceALT: C'mon and Ride It, The Choo Choo Train Dance 030
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All this wrestling on free* TV tonight is outstanding. 100
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Did you know that card has been accepted into the hall of Fame? 030
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I can only assume they were force-fed mustard BBQ 110
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Was like a strobe light at my house for 39 minutes 120