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EJG

@drobnox.bsky.social
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Punk Hippie code monkey, in search of Slack. Unix Greybeard, soft-hearted, soft-headed, lover of paradox, puns, contradiction, zaniness, and truly odd and serendipitous things. 🇸🇪🇮🇪🇩🇪🇬🇧🇹🇷🇺🇸 Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope

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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UFO was set in the brave future of 1980
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maineiacs will understand
Senator Susan Collins putting cast iron into the dishwasher Senator Susan Collins putting Ketchup on Lobster
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day Teach a man to transform permanently into a fish, you'll probably never hear from him again
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Susie Time @susietime777.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@paulnoth.bsky.social
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
His corruption is consuming him from inside out
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This 👇
Cartoon by Nurk
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meera Reed Muldoon, the dinosaur wrangler Commander Lawrence’s wife
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So when a Ram truck is behind you at a stop, the logo looks like “МАЯ”, and that looks like it should be pronounced “maya”
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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𝙉𝙤𝙞𝙧 𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙘𝙠 ♬ @noirbeachshack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
John Waters and David Lynch at Bob's Big Boy, Burbank, California, 1979.
The Story Behind the Photo - The Occasion: The two iconic directors met up and had dinner following the Los Angeles premiere screening of Lynch’s groundbreaking debut feature film, Eraserhead.The Imagery: The vintage snapshot features the two filmmakers shaking hands outside the restaurant right in front of the large, cartoonish, red-and-white checkered Bob's Big Boy statue. Waters, a huge fan of Lynch's work, is captured smiling at the absurdity of the backdrop.The Location's Significance: The Bob's Big Boy Burbank location was famously David Lynch's ultimate creative sanctuary. For seven years, he went there every single day at exactly 2:30 PM to drink coffee, devour chocolate milkshakes, and scribble down his surreal ideas on the diner's napkins.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Both sides? Explain your nuanced approach
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m Ozempic, and these are my buddies dehydration and vodka.
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No more government by goblins!
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Just Kris @justkris2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Says the WSJ. ⬇️
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yosemite Sam. Dude got ANGRY!
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Name your fav city. Istanbul (not Constantinople nor Byzantium), where I was born on a Saturday
Photo of Istanbul, not Constantinople
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 06/08/2026
Comic ✍️: Headline news 2026 by Tom Tomorrow Get more comics in your inbox 👉️: signup.dailykos.com
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This absolutely must happen if it happens
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mobula Rays aka Devil Rays are an incredible species of oceanic ray. They are highly migratory and can be found in the warm waters of tropical, subtropical and temperate regions around the world. ~ Olivia Hagedoorn IG: allthingsemeraldcoast Pensacola Beach, Florida
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𝓡𝓪𝔂 @raysoto15.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is common sense and the truth.
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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💙 MaryH 💙 @maryh58.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m gonna keep this one and call her “Slurp”
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The best way to make sure that a car headed directly towards you won’t hit you is to render the driver completely unable to steer away from you.
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Biddeford, when all the facts are on the table, is going to turn out so much worse than we can imagine.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The reason "Everything is a Subscription" is because the elites realized that if you "own" things, you are dangerous. If you own your house, your car, and your tools, you can say "No." If you rent your life, you have to say "Yes" to everything.
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Legally Blonde” has been a guilty pleasure of mine for decades. So now I find myself really liking “Elle”
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@ilhanmn.bsky.social
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
People who fall for conspiracy theories have a greater tendency to detect patterns. But those patterns aren’t real. They’re random and illusory: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
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…CJ…⭕️ @cookie89-89.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
😜
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hacker schnauzer “Toggle”
White schnauzer and a laptop
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch Headroom. You really have to stretch hard to achieve satire in the surreal times.
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Shannon Hale @shannonhale.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This week in LAX I paid $40 for a fast food burger, fries, and fountain drink. 😡 I didn't notice till I looked at the receipt. In SLC, the airport guarantees street pricing, so restaurants charge the same as they would outside of the airport. LA could do this too and stop scamming trapped travelers.
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I AGREE!!!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/07/2026
Holes xkcd.com/3266/
Comic: Holes. Elevation is to scale relative to sea level and ground level. Land shapes and horizontal distances are not to scale. [Lines for every 1k meters starting from -12k up to +4k: Bingham Canyon Mine (US), Veryovkina Cave (Georgia), MPONENG Gold Mine (South Africa), Sanford Laboratory (US), Giant Crystal Cave (Mexico), Derinkugo Underground City (Turkey), WIPP (US), Restof Salt Mine, with an arrow pointing at the bottom that reads “oops” (US), San Andreas Fault Observatory Borehole (US) CFB North Bay (Canada), Woodingdean Water Well (dug by hand) (United Kingdom), Diefen-Bunker (Canada), Deep Underground Command Center (Canceled in 1965) (US), Lake Peigneu, with another oops arrow next to it (US), Sydney Opera House Parking (Australia), Onkalo Spent Nuclear Fuel Repository (Finland), Hudson River, Delaware Aqueduct (US), Raven Rock (US), Wieliczka and Bochina Salt Mines (Poland), Atchison Storage Facility (US), Snolab (Canada), Detroit Salt Mine (US), Hongyancun Subway Station (China), Nuclear Test Shafts (North Korea), Super Kamiokande Neutrino Detector (Japan), Gran Sasso Laboratory (Italy), Peak above Gran Sasso, Modane Laboratory (France), Peak above Modane Laboratory, Gotthard Tunnel (Switzerland), Peak above Cheyenne Bunker and Gotthard Tunnel, Cheyenne Mountain Bunker (US), Kola Superdeep Borehole (Russia) - deepest artificial point below surface at -11917m, Lake Baikal (Russia), sediments under Lake Baikal, IDDP-2 Borehole (Iceland), Dead Sea (multiple countries), Ryfylke Tunnel (Norway), Pantal Remis Mine with another oops arrow (Malaysia), Great Blue Hole (Belize), Joides Resolution Expedition 307 (Atlantic Ocean), Deepwater Horizon Borehole (Gulf of Mexico) - deepest artificial point below sea level at -11944m, Glomar Challenger Hole 504B (Pacific Ocean), Mohole (Pacific Ocean), Joides Resolution Expedition 329 (Pacific Ocean), Mariana Trench (Pacific Ocean)]
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Germany has successfully engineered a revolutionary transparent solar glass that generates clean electricity while remaining completely see-through from both sides, fundamentally transforming how buildings produce energy. #solarpower #ActOnClimate
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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“Dance to the music” @aceofmalts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Had to! "So we sailed on to the sun 'Til we found a sea of green" 🎵🎼🎶
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners.
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@spiritbeing.bsky.social @spiritbeing.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Every State that trump accuses of voter fraud and cheating needs to immediately file a lawsuit against him personally and make him prove it. Sue for Billions, you know, like he does. Like he just sued our Government for 10 Billion.
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Y. Marie Stout @stoutpotentials.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Two questions about Epstein “files” I don’t see many Congress or journalists asking: 1. Why is nobody talking about the huge collection of VIDEOS Epstein had? 2. Why would a criminal collect such massive evidence of his and others’ crimes? I have theories. What are yours?
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EJG @drobnox.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Doctor Demento turned me on to Weird Al, Devo, Frank Zappa and you just can’t recover from that. Why even try?
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Johannes 🕊️❤️🕊️❤️🕊️❤️ @soberasajudge.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Very clearly ICE has become so violent and lawless that it, as an agency, no longer is trusted. It is beyond reform. ICE will need to be closed and its officers and agents prosecuted for murder, kidnapping, and other felonies. A new way of seeing immigration has to be found.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is what annoys me about so much of the anti-lanyard talk on the left. All of this shit is upheld by a bunch of underpaid civil servant experts toiling away at problems few know exist. The lanyards are load-bearing.
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Democrat Rolodex @democratrolodex.org · 03/06/2026
“why are liberals so angry?” idk man maybe because basic human decency keeps getting treated like some radical fringe ideology
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