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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher)

@drneocortex.bsky.social
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Ronin physicist.

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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But there is Al art.
Cover of "Illustrated Al", featuring art of Weird Al Yankovic.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.wmur.com/article/hamp...
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A very skeptical Tommy Lee Jones reading a newspaper.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm basically at this point now. I just accept that I have no idea what anyone younger than 20 is talking about and that's okay.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The audio just needed a little work.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By lunch of the first day, a manager would be having this conversation with the software guy:
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like even Trader Joe's is excited for The Rifftrax Experiments this month. @rifftrax.com @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
Image from the Trader Joe's Fearless Flier (https://www.traderjoes.com/home/ff) featuring a very familiar scenario of people riffing an old movie.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We somehow elected this magazine as president:
National Lampoon magazine threatening they'll shoot this dog if you don't buy it.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Heck of a deal:
Screenshot of a sale on Jetsons DVDs that costs more than the typical price elsewhere.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Look, I get that GTA6 is a big deal, @ign.com, but this feels like you're just trying to drive up click numbers instead of just having a single comprehensive article like you would for literally any other game preview.
IGN newsfeed that is just article after article after article of GTA6 coverage.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently every NFL team now has a Disney mascot. Okay, giving the Pats Captain America is obvious enough, but how on Earth do you do so and not have one piece of merch with him in Pat the Patriot's pose?
New England Patriots t-shirt featuring Captain America in a generic Captain America pose. Classic New England Patriots logo featuring Pat the Patriot about to hike the football.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*beep* *beep*beep* *beep* *beep*beep*beep*beep*
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Robot Jox
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/atru...
Post of Trump video saying of course Iran can have ballistic missiles.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Before clicking the video, I thought this was going to be the guy on the right proposing to the guy on the left and was very confused by Ken's post.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As much as I enjoyed the recent Nintendo Direct, it really disappoints me to see this. What on Earth is it going to take for companies to finally ditch X/Twitter? Is Nintendo planning on expanding to 4chan next?
Screenshot from Nintendo Direct promoting Nintendo Today app and the Splatoon X account.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
TNG title card that reads "We already paid for these scripts left from Phase II"
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
More like the *Scream* Controller.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ernest Borgnine about to tell a tale of traumatic horror to a young child in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonder
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"...Sophie's Choice"
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Preview of Trump's remarks at tonight's dinner:
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Screenshot of The Dead Zone as a psychic sees Armageddon after holding a politician's hand.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Problem Solvers are on it!
Screenshot from 30 Rock with Jenna and Tracy as The Problem Solvers
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky is the only social media platform that cares about you so much, its servers force you to touch grass now and then.
Nintendo Wii Sports screen suggesting players take a break and get some fresh air.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Please just stop using AI to write articles. www.engadget.com/big-tech/ann...
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Train buff:
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A committee to evaluate the need to advise the cabinet to suggest removal?
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Clearly Trump is just a big Trauma Center fan and got confused for a moment.
Screenshot of Trauma Center: Second Opinion from the Nintendo Wii, as the doctor uses his special power to help make his surgery a success.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Mr. B may never recover from this one. www.cleveland.com/news/2026/04...
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oh, come on. I swear the writing these days is just lazy. Did the Fates just get drunk this decade or what? Did one of them stub their toe on the loom and is too pissed to put any effort in anymore?
"All I know is I want to start terror bro"
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Same energy:
Scene from The Dead Zone with a crazed president getting biblical in launching nukes.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'd assume so. At release, there was a lot of excitement for a new season, only to end up getting effectively the same episode every week for nearly two months. I can't believe someone actually signed off on doing it. By the end of it,
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Screenshot from the animated series The Tick, as The Chair looks up at the Moon, etched with the word "Cha" across its face.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And I'm sure he'd tell us, except
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Scene from Chopping Mall, a movie with no chopping but plenty of mall.  Robot guard dogs are ready to vaporize some teens.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Man in Warriors t-shirt with gold soray paint on his face.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I can't wait to see Spirit Halloween Octaman in action.
A mockup VHS box for Sting of Death in the style of a Rhino MST3k release.
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Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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