Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 5hAfter all, fuel is dirt cheap these days, right? 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 10hA couple months from now, they'll be trying to retroactively appoint Bork to SCOTUS. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most parents (particularly of younger children) don't typically want their kids to go to war at all. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Speak", "testify". I'm sure an invite can be arranged. 011
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, reactionary politicians are what created the Department of Homeland Security 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yogi Berra summed it up best: "We're lost, but making good time!" 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I could say I enjoyed watching it 'ironically', but the fact is I simply enjoyed watching it. It's still a fun bit of light comfort viewing to put on now and then. 010
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just imagine how great things would be if the war had never started then. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The audio just needed a little work. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The latest loyalty test is so fetch. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Maybe a decade of doomscrolling has made people averse to sad surprises in their recreational media. People at this point just need some reassurance that for the next 90 minutes, everything is going to be okay. 010
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Halo doesn't need to be XBox's Call of Duty. Halo should be XBox's Legend of Zelda. Keep the mainline games as infrequent major events, but bring back the spinoff games in between. Halo Wars, Spartan Ops, ODST. Give us a Halo RTS or X-Com. Halo 2D Metroidvania. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So what exactly are we still doing there? Now they're offering to open the strait but that's not acceptable? What the fuck is the goal at this point? 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If they consider "Love Dear Leader" to be a public service announcement, we're really speed-running our dissent into North Korea. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Even your mail is sent in the form of a question. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And the rest of the world leaders see a United States completely okay with letting this continue. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Unfortunately, all the models would be underage. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah, wouldn't want all those healthy people to keep paying premiums 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I must have missed the Amendment that gave POTUS unlimited power to redefine words. I know it's far from the biggest deal, but this stupid shit is still exhausting. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Did the artist borrow Nada's sunglasses from They Live when he designed this? 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Next year: "The Navy has strongly requested the upcoming Reflecting Pool renovation that is again necessary due to RADICAL ANTIFA TERRORISTS requires military-trained SHARKS with fucking LASER beams attached to their heads to protect our glorious pool. Thank you for your attention to this matter." 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One nice thing about all the time Trump has spent as POTUS is it's made it easy to just unequivocally get rid of all the major conspiracy theories. Aliens at Roswell? He would have spilled the beans. Secret weather machines? He would gave bragged. CIA and Kennedy? Come on. 011
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe a man with a persecution complex and worsening dementia shouldn't have carte blanche to redesign our nation's capital? 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026By lunch of the first day, a manager would be having this conversation with the software guy: 010
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What was the average customer reaction after trying it? Mine was "thank goodness I can take this off my Christmas list now" 110
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does the CDC not have a newspaper subscription? 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Finally, the next movie in The Legend Continues franchise. I can't wait to see Kwai Chang Caine team up with the Boggy Creek Monster to fight dragons. 0252
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah, I'm sure his presence is critical. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I look forward to Scotty replacing the Enterprise's dilithium crystals with warp-capable oil next season. www.engadget.com/2262681/fcc-...engadget.comFCC allows Gulf state wealth funds to own nearly half of Paramount-Warner Bros. - EngadgetGreat news for the Ellisons and Saudi Arabia. Everyone else: not so much! 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Marvel introduces Marvelman, created to replace Captain Marvel (but not that Captain Marvel), to Marvel comics. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not reassuring coming from an administration that considers "Democrats" a threat. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Existing. I'm willing to turn a blind eye to them simply existing if that's the current threshold for illegal enough to abduct, keep in inhumane conditions, and shipped to dangerous countries they've never been to. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Inflation has gotten out of hand. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Could someone just dangle some keys near him for a few days? We need a collective break from him playing with whatever new toy of power he discovers. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Even giving the full quote, it's still framed in the article as some having an issue with "his association with Piker". What association? 010
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I still can't believe an entire major political party is intent on propping this up at this point. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just imagine any other president even joking about making FEMA aid contingent on election results. It would be a major story for months. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sure. Just look at how much money I saved when I stopped buying food. No more trade deficit with the grocery store for me! 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Looks like even Trader Joe's is excited for The Rifftrax Experiments this month. @rifftrax.com @mst3kofficial.bsky.social 0132
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026IGN is only as good as it is because of the people there. It would be nice if the management would understand that. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am expecting there to be one very weird FOIA request being written by someone as we speak. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seth, Brian, and now Clint? Not that I don't really like a lot of the folks still at IGN, but these are some of my favorite hosts for years getting booted. I've been enjoying Clint's podcasts since the weekly Cinefix Roundtable before they got picked up by IGN, not to mention the excellent Top 100 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Once official resources are used on their behalf, that use is fair game. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026But you fuck one goat... and you, too, could enjoy a fulfilling career in the modern FBI. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Modern video game industry: Do poor work, get laid off. Do great work, get laid off. Developers and journalists both subject to the whims of line-go-up execs. This is not sustainable. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wonder if we'll ever reckon with the fact that the presidential daily brief is likely now 50% made-up bullshit and AI images. 000
Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher) @drneocortex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It sure is an effectively way to reduce colorblindness in a population. 000
