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Dov

@drnelk.bsky.social
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All fire, no chill. Husband/Father. I philosoPHizeD about Ethics @ UVA, and ever true to Brown. I teach text and thought to HS students in NYC.

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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't believe Curtis Yarvin is milkshake duck, if the duck was originally wearing a swastika when it first went viral.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is he describing what he did to the reflecting pool? And offering to resign?
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"[M]en do not trust themselves any more, and when that happens there is nothing left except perhaps to find some strong sure man, even though he may be wrong, and to dangle from his coattails." Steinbeck, East of Eden
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
11-yo Andrés lived with his dad in Texas—but was deemed “unaccompanied” by ICE and sent to foster care. “They’re kidnapping people’s kids and keeping them in government custody,” a former Biden official told us. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unreal.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
9th graders staring at me like I'm speaking Aramaic when I referenced Mean Girls.
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Gretchen So Fetch
Alt: Gretchen So Fetch
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hegseth, presumably: ENCRYPTION is LOW T LOSER SHI
techcrunch.com
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't stop thinking about the Kaveret lyric "טוֹבְעִים הַשְׁנַיִים מִן הָאֶחָד"
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From the geniuses behind DOGE and the saints who brought you Project 2025, it's the Federal Universal Computerized Klan-approved Election Disenfranchisement—Updatable Process
Supreme court allows expansive voter screening tool ahead of midterms
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, so they ARE basing their rulings on historical understandings. Checkmate libs
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Before and after you discover the subreddit...
youtu.be
before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby
YouTube video by ProZD
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(God forbid)
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Teaching V for Vendetta as a crypto Frankist
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sweater weather becoming sweaty weather on public transportation is the worst part about cities.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh yeah well I'm directing a new minions movie where the minions all speak Nadsat
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Anna Kendrick: I Need You To Step Up Jillian
Alt: Anna Kendrick: I Need You To Step Up Jillian
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wood
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We sit somewhere between scatology and eschatology
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's just got to be a journalist's error, although it would be amusing to see it be real. But Tswift and Gnomeo proved audiences really want the Georg Benda version.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it just me or has autocomplete and even swype gotten continously worse as AI has advanced?
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let's keep the next generation of tech geniuses away from any education that might lead them to let humanity get in the way of the bottom line.
wsj.com
Exclusive | The Tech Elite Is Funding an Alternative to College
The venture-capital firm is spending $35 million to back the two-year academy, with other Bay Area tech giants on board.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What in the Handmaid's Tale is this?
theguardian.com
Meta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminism
Theatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/arul...
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess I suspected bluesky dropping science bombs was unlikely
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It just expects a skydiving joke to fall out of the sky?
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is super cool, as is any time settled science is upended. That said, did nobody try growing a cell from the brain stem before now?
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
May you find comfort in a sweet and joyful new year.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If only we had historical records from the most prosperous period in American history when the ultra rich were taxed at 90%+ rates. Alas.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm beginning to understand why these people are so impressed with AI outputs.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I *do* feel guilty about it.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump (lying): they're eating the dogs! Kash: Depending on what you mean, the FBI is hiring.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm looking forward to your paper on AI giving Frank Silver and Irving Cohn
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's called freedom, Hadas.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On the helix out of nyc Lincoln tunnel
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What in the black Cybertruck did I just see?
El abogado judio, with stylized chasidic man depicted. On a black Cybertruck.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The world did not end because WE DID NOT LET IT END The atmosphere has no hole in it BECAUSE WE FIXED THE HOLE WE BUILD THIS WORLD FROM DUST; IT WILL RETURN TO DUST THE MOMENT YOU STOP BUILDING IT anyway, yeah I've been thinking a lot about age and why it's important to talk to older people lol
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pick-up artist subtly substituting a comma for the vav in שנה טובה ומתוקה and seeing who responds...
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Merde, she wrote.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"my secret for youthful torso skin?"
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If Trump hadn't been elected, social media would all be filled with delights like this.
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"It feels like we’re genuinely watching his brain rot in real time.”
Indeed, the images he posted over the Labor Day weekend included one with his face on Hulk Hogan’s rippling body. Another posted a day later imagined a grinning Mr. Trump easily winning an arm wrestling match against Mr. Hogan, the flamboyant wrestling star who died last year.

“He floods the zone with so much of it that we’ve become numb to just how bizarre it is,” said Sarah Matthews, Mr. Trump’s former deputy White House press secretary. “An 80-year-old president is spending a ridiculous amount of time consuming and reposting endless A.I. fan fiction portraying him as the biggest, strongest and most important person alive. It feels like we’re genuinely watching his brain rot in real time.”
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When a roach escaped by lifting a cup that had a volume of Encyclopaedia Brittanica holding it down, I must say it gave me second thoughts about sleeping in dark.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NYC commuting costs don't seem as expensive when the bus includes a free sauna experience. #informmynextofkin
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Almost afraid to look at "literally."
Quote from Strunk White Kalman: Unless you are operating such a truck and hence are concerned with the safety of children and illiterates, use inflammable.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OneGPT to Rule them All.
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
שנה טובה!
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You've stared into the void. It stared into you. Relieve that thrill with
Void no 2
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/09/2026
A couple days ago, Mike Johnson mocked Thomas Massie for suggesting House leadership could keep Congress out to avoid the new Epstein Files Transparency Act, calling the idea “stupid” and “nonsensical.” Now he has canceled the final two weeks of September.
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