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From the banks of the Ōreti to the mighty Yarra. Surgeon for little people. Educator for big people. Inventor of the elder-flower martini. Standing in authentic wonder... He/Him. This is all off the record, right?

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 7h
Is she recording a lot of new material???
Release radar
Catch all the latest music from artists you follow…

Featuring a picture of Nina Simone
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 8h
I can’t wait to see the deep fryer video
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Frozen Turkey Deep Fry Experiment
Alt: Frozen Turkey Deep Fry Experiment
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 9h
🤦‍♂️
reuters article:

Al's race to transform the world before the money runs out
By Stephen Eisenhammer
October 3, 2026 3:06 PM GMT+10 • Updated October 3, 2026
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 10h
What’s up with the superpowers man?
Russia has some sort of plague out breakThe US has antibiotic resistant sexually transmitted shigella
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 10h
Do me!
Jerry Chen liked my post
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 11h
simpsons don't make me tap the sign meme with my pinned post
John Donne
"each man's death affects me
for I am involved in all mankind"

From the no man is an island verse
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 11h
Execution TV? Pete Hegseth has taken the once ‘greatest democracy’ to a horrific new low | Paul Daley
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Execution TV? Pete Hegseth has taken the once ‘greatest democracy’ to a horrific new low | Paul Daley
A proposal to livestream the killing of Nidal Hasan by firing squad opens a window ever wider to the Trump administration’s complete moral vacuity More fool me! Here I was thinking nothing that America’s Trump administration could do or say, no matter how politically and morally bankrupt, no matter how venal or violent, was capable of shocking me any longer. Then I woke to today’s news that one of the Trump cabinet’s bigger boofheads – the uber Christian nationalist, crusader-fantasist and “secretary of war” Pete Hegseth had announced that America would have a public firing squad execution of murderer Nidal Hasan. Paul Daley is a Guardian Australia columnist Continue reading...
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 12h
It’s always Tuesday somewhere
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 12h
Correction bsky.app/profile/drne...
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 12h
They don’t want a levy on rural properties to pay for rural fire services It would appear they are here as Rural landowners who in fairness are the volunteer fire services
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 12h
Yes…but as far as I can tell they are protesting against being funded…
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 12h
Some of them look a bit like antiques…I think that might be what they are protesting about.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 14h
What the F***k?
Fire trucks!!! A whole street full of them
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 14h
Wampire Veekend Mwaa ha ha!!!
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Count von Count from Sesame Street
Alt: Count von Count from Sesame Street Laughing
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 14h
When I see how dumb some smart people can be I wonder if *Natural* General Intelligence is even a thing
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 21h
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 16h
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Pew Pew Motherfucker
Alt: Pew Pew Motherfucker Someone is black mask dark eyewear ear muffs Shooting a pink gun (weirdly in half the gif it has some sort of pink teddy bear charm hanging off the handle part)
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hometime
View from the train station 
Bright blues sky
Late afternoon sun
Thin strip of suburbia across the bottom
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you settle for nothing now then you’ll settle for nothing later
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If rents increase to reflect increasing property values…shouldn’t they be going down??
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sign on the inside of the gate at the naturist club.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m more talking about the way the headline is written that the “put leg against window” part is alleged and salacious …and the rest is just a “bland” statement of fact You are right about the video just looks like someone (quite anxious?) fidgeting
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone left a burning paper bag of discourse on my front step …
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time they talk about beneficiaries they should be asked, what is your target unemployment rate? What are you doing to achieve that? What about the x% of people that are unemployed and you just said that was what you were aiming for?
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just think it’s revolting how airline passengers put their feet anywhere other than the floor!
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Brave Sir Robin Ran Away
Alt: Brave Sir Robin Ran Away (Monty Python holy grail gif)
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, they can’t leave it up there forever!
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She put her *legs* against the what now!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s real. amp.dw.com/en/naked-tru...
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Naked Trump statue goes on display in Strasbourg
Titled "The Orange Plague," a gold-coated statue presents Donald Trump sitting on a smaller man's back. The Danish artist blamed Trump for getting in the way of efforts to address climate change.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💥🎃🤣
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ubiquitous nature of this complaint leads me to suspect it’s not a matter of niche preferences being uneconomic rather that making decent products is un-profitable
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s probably your hearing aids playing up 😉
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was thinking about annus horribilis the other day and wondering if anyone else was still chuckling about it…I’ll take this as a no
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ata mārie
Pre dawn (sunrise in 30 mins) glow on the horizon a crescent moon a couple of stars (one might be a plane)
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My anus got no better
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It feels like these rental agency have high staff turnover over but 28 minutes? …wow
My email in box

2:33pm
Melbourne Real Estate Pty Ltd
Disregard recent email - Introducing your new Property Manager, Andrea Muscat

2:05pm
Melbourne Real Estate Pty Ltd
Introducing your new Portfolio Manager, Andrea Muscat
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎶 Drink crappy Starbucks sugar's free diabetes? there's enough for everyone🎶
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no, what we mean is the sugar is free.. we aren't charging you for that ingredient. you're welcome btw
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Less is the new more' could be the motto of the 2020's
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my goal is to be them to be with you 1) used predictable text, clearly shows that ‘be follows to’ as a rule (no creativity …but) 2) turned out unexpectedly creepy tbh
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should make a tower of circular apartments & each floor can be rotated independently. Then you can choose which room is in the sun. You could always get up & go to bed with the sun, or not, depending on preference. Watching tv? Move the lounge into shade. Reading a book? Spin it back to the sun
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
with regards to the significance of this there are two schools of thought -one of them is wrong- …
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
McSweeney's should not be the ones posting this much truth. Read and share this.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Three decades of songs about Constantine!
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody with resources to fund that many people, and uniforms etc etc is up to any good
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmmm hotdog fritters
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Drooling Homer Simpsons
Alt: Drooling Homer Simpson’s
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you'll have to take that up with the editor of the Cambridge Dictionary... although I will note the definition said the food had to be chopped up then reconstituted so it wouldn't cover battered stuff such as schnitzel onion rings, large chunks of things fish fillets etc ...nuggets remain in tho
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You may not do politics, but politics will do you."
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...just saying
Fritter: definition vegetables cut up, pressed together, covered in batter, fried + sounds a lot like what is being erroneously labelled a scallop (isn't that a shellfish) or a cake (mmmmm cake....)
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and another thing, it’s virtually impossible to have a decent game of 500 these days … everybody wants to make it no trumps, regardless of their hand
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