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Colton.Royle

@drmadhatten.bsky.social
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Playing Gen 5 games right now. Avid Reader. Compulsive writer.

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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The answer to many political and economic problems is taxing the rich. Anybody who tries to convince you otherwise has whiskey on their breath.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why are boomers so obsessed with accountability these days? Its like some projection for the crazy shit they pulled as they die laughing on a mattress full of money.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was the last Christian.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The secret history by Donna Tartt Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes Both are very Gatsby coded.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Man fuck this AI with its natural language attempts, thinking it knows anything, owns anything that it didn't suffer with evolution for thousands of years to develop and reify into the elastic, composite, diachronic thing we have today. Its undead pantomime. Leave us alone. You're dead already.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
God damn
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Look guys, buy one of those android handhelds, or pick up the SuperStation One, get a CRT from Facebook marketplace or your local electronics waste establishment, and just get out. Get out of the rat race of wealth extraction.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You've got to fight For your right To play games
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The waste cannot be overstated.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We're in a gaming recession, the kind that makes you wonder if the gaming history you lived through up to this point was really a sort of primordial pre-history, and the future will be so unrecognizable and imperturbable to explain to your grandchildren.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Once you realize that Stephen King introduces colloquialisms in the same way (official term, x, which Y often calls Z) you cannot unhear it. It is everywhere.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My SuperStation One has finally arrived. Took me all day but I managed to get it going!
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If God exists then Earth is to him like the bacteria that formed from the banana peel he threw away.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Strange to be sitting here on the sidelines, now that ive enjoyed my time with Marathon, wishing I had started playing Destiny 2 all those years ago. Because it may be the case that the Bungie i love for the past 2 decades+ is over and will never come back.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The hair resetting each cut is an amazing touch. Bravo
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You rarely see these public personalities say things like, "I'm learning, I was wrong, I'm sorry." I guess it's because it's not on brand and it's not a good look. But these kinds of phrases are important for every day life out here in the real world.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Everyone's shrugging their shoulders wondering what we should do, when if we simply taxed rich people a lot, we would have money to do the most basic things we take to mean society.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Despite all its problems, the human brain IS one of the most complex objects in the universe. It's an honor to house it.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One of the biggest deaths in modern gaming is the loss of game modes.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hahahah. Damn!
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Love how in teaching, when you say "I quit!" You're still there for two to five months, lmao.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
theatlantic.com
States Are Learning the Wrong Lesson From the ‘Mississippi Miracle’
A phonics-based curriculum is only one part of how Mississippi went from worst to first in education. The other part is much harder to pull off.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"Ridiculous the waste sad time."
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I kmow it sux to bring up Arc Raiders but in this context it works because the binoculars can see farther than any gun in that game and I think thats brilliant. Bungie got their arena sniper rifles in an extraction game and thats bonkers.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Remember when the Steam Machine was supposed to save PC gaming about 3 months ago?
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Perimeter duos was just fine but I really enjoyed Dire Marsh duos a lot more. The pacing felt more breathable, yet still having those tense shootouts. Very impressed with my time there.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You almost feel like the "No Kings" protest has just grown into protesting existence itself. I mean what ISN'T on the table at this point?
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Zizek thanks you.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Why is a single man destroying the world? Why is this allowed? What are we doing? Stop him. Stop him now.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Gaming has gone from physical to physical with digital goods to digital to digital with digital goods to digital with digital goods that may not work universally with the digital good. The diminishing returns rivals Zeno's Paradox.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
lmao. Yea we've got this in the bag.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Cool. Already to the bargaining phase.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Zizek's concept of "too late to awaken" seems totally apt right now. It easily feels like we slipped into apocalyptic behavior and didnt even recognize when we crossed the threshold.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
4 days ago, NPR reported that the Trump administration is still withholding, in violation of the Epstein files statutes, 37 pages of documents that implicate him in the rape of a child. This should end his presidency. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
npr.org
Justice Department publishes some missing Epstein files related to Trump
The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Suddenly even more grateful to drive an EV when gas prices shot up 30% in two weeks.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Okay Im spitting drinks over here.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I hear ya! Lol
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
When is it time to Impeach!? When? Is it now? Is it now? ...Is it....now!?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thanks Knute!
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's sad when the gaming environment you grew up in is no longer sustainable. I know the burden of proof is on me to let go and let gaming become whatever it needs to, but it's hard to unsee the amount of hurt and anguish that came as a result.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I bought this on a whim and ive never seen it before. Now everyone is saying its an amazing 4K remaster. God im so excited!
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A continuation of THE political scandal of our times. Let's fucking get him.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gamers frothing at the mouth for G-Sync Pulsar when you can buy a CRT on Facebook Marketplace for $25 and get better technology, lmao.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
All the warehouses should be scrapped, and we now know what works.
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Colton.Royle @drmadhatten.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
People I talk to are under no illusions that the Epstein conspiracy is and will likely be the biggest political event of our times. We're going to have to explain this in history class to students 50 years from now and we'll have to say, "well, um, you see..."
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