Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Normal saline tastes: a) just as salty as you think b) saltier c) less salty 270
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Every surgery is reconstructive if you fuck it up first 040
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Roses are gray Violets are a different kind of gray Radiology 0153
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Neuroradiology is so dumb like you see this T2 smudge in the nucleus of Crocodilus yea only GARDASIL polyleuconeurodystrophy does that yeah ok bro 090
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Does your hospital parking lot have this too or is it only my gross workplace? 6151
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025My wife couldn't remember the name of the cartoon and said Dalmatians 101 so we're now officially launching an introductory course next fall semester 0120
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Just noticed nobody has been asking for my ID when buying alcohol lately. Actually it's been a while. Don't know what that's about. Any day now 0120
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Best thing about Thanksgiving is that when it's done we can move on elf on the shelf puns 041
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Twitter added location info and all the annoying accounts are from Ohio!?!? 4404
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?! 150
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair" 71079
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day? 050
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks 020
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 27/06/2025People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 260
Reposted by Dr. LongissimusOxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex* "Aha, I've been expectorating you." 182
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today" 4260
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes 5120
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case 1170
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 24/01/2025They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy) 71532
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions" 1383
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If you're having trouble starting drafting a manuscript, write down "More research is needed." and work your way backwards. 2101
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Starting every dictation with "this is off the record" so that I can't get into trouble if I miss something #lifehacks 0130
Reposted by Dr. LongissimusPublic Defendering @foddery.bsky.social · 01/01/2025A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies. 452436599
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup: Step 1: put soup on spoon Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood Step 3: suck wood 11343
Reposted by Dr. LongissimusProf Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 29/12/2024OMG I would be tempted to murder someone arranging their airport security tray aesthetically and then taking pics of it for insta. I think even the security guards would turn a blind eye if I punched her. 7535
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Imagine how much you could've accomplished if you didn't spend this much time on social media this year 1130
Reposted by Dr. LongissimusRetired EDMD @scholerined.bsky.social · 24/12/2024My daughter made a pickle wreath for company tonight 8412
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Terrible degenerative disk disease in a young patient. 7112
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024CT scan request: pain after fall, occult fracture? No Xray Occult to what dawg? To your eyes? 2161
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024BREAKING: Alarming increase in fracture and pneumonia rates linked to local radiologist's recent visit to an optometrist, sources reveal 0290
Reposted by Dr. LongissimusDr. Autopsy, DO @drautopsy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Happy Saturday #bluesky. Here’s one of my favorite benign breast lesions in watercolor: Fibroadenoma. #pathsky #pathart #artsky #breastpath 0281
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Turmeric is wild because you open the little container and bam your house is bright yellow now 1111
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If you report a measurement as 5,6 mm on imaging straight to jail 240
Dr. Longissimus @drlongissimus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Liver is happy that it's Monday. Stupid liver. 2252
