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@drkramer.bsky.social
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
me too twin 💔
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
STEVE-O COME BACK. STEVE-O THERE IS WEEN NEWS
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
thank you hockey jesus for this stadium series
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i’m ahead of the game
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i use mine as paperweights
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
YesssmeToo!!! what’s hisname.. Jonathan… No.. Jordan Binnington! Yes! Chicago Blackhawks Legend Jordan Binnington!
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
spencer knight shutout on toews return
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
comeon man
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i like the part where ned killed bob
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
jonathanvtoews 😭😭😭😭😭
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
kramer tracks of the week 😛😛😛
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Ryannjgenthopkins
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
EDMONTONOILERS!!!!!
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
emdmrinton oilers
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ITS NOT!
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
WOULD YOU RATHER. Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt OR Shower
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ilya sorokin get out of the fucking way
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the edmonton oilers are preventing me from watching hamnet
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
That makes sensei can’t belp it
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
yesss i love hockey lots and lots of swedes in hockey tuah. wow do i . i would’ve never thought. 😭😭😭😭 what kind of American things
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i Also hope so thank you Ani from Bluesky
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
yes it s so great i love hockey so muchZ its really great but i also refuse to root for the usa so ive been feeling very patriotic for canada . you know. as a los angeleno who has never left the country
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
yes jets are winning but they also love to have the lead and then lose. 11 game loss streak for the jets right now 😹😹😹
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
YESSS Sweden just won the world juniors.
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
and don’t forget about all of the pps. Lots of strong pps in hockey! 😇 Sometimes they just keep ramming them with the pp but it just can’t seem to finish
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i love hockey😇😇
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i believe you
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
maybe
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i am SO funny
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
those heated rivalry guys are very endearing. almost makes me want to watch the gay sex show
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Sorry i ever doubted you vampirical from canada
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i haven’t showered since 2024!! 😹
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
ok
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
do you think paul mccartney and ringo starr know that people draw them having sex on the internet
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
bank robber #1: fuck the cops showed up.. did any of us manage to get anything. bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!! Jack Shit: hey guys
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Jack Shit: Nice to meet you, I’m Jack Shit.
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
guy who watches gay porn critically : not a lot of women in this…
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