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Dr Koning

@drkoning.bsky.social
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Sandgrownun moved south. Crunchy deviant. Not a real doctor.

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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 3h
No. No you can’t make it better. You *can* (and I dare say *are*} make it less shit though. It’s not the same, but don’t underestimate it.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 3h
Age yourself with a childhood crush 🥰🥰
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Bewitched: Samantha's Nose Wiggle Spell
ALT: Bewitched: Samantha's Nose Wiggle Spell
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 3h
Oh man. Glad she’s home. Nothing you can do but be there I’d imagine. My two are too young for it but fuck man the pain of it is visceral, isn’t it?
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 5h
Ooof. We all remember that. Poor kid. Good that he’s got you as a dad though pal.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 7h
Is that for real?!?
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 8h
You don’t *have* to….
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 8h
I thought that might be in some way a companion piece to this: youtu.be/mmHZRj8NrhI?...
youtu.be
Caroline Says
YouTube video by Marc And The Mambas - Topic
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 8h
Also, and I’ve just noticed, you follow a fuck tonne of people; how on earth do you keep track???
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 8h
space to do with what I wanted to do with it. This is *your* space too, and you do whatever you want. Block and / or unfollow who you want to if it helps you. Switching reposts off helped me too; less likely to get drawn into others drama. So there you go.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 8h
Well your smiling face always puts a smile on my face, Stace. But it’s funny (not funny) how one shit interaction can overshadow lots of good ones. I disengaged with this place a while back cause of an unthinking comment that someone had said. Took the cajoling of pals to realise this was my
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 16h
I am in no way creative, but I still think this rings true.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 17h
Very smart, sir. Hope you have a good one.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 17h
Safe trip. Just think, the longer the journey, the more time you get to spend with the boy. (swift trip back though!)
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 17h
Excellent! Yeah, was nice. Especially with the rain on its way which will inevitably mean I can’t get back in for a few days.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 17h
Oooh. Can I finally perfect my Scaramanga costume??
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 17h
Hahah! I’m imagining you being serenaded by Nigel Kennedy.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 17h
You too, lady.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 18h
Righto!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 18h
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy birthday! (Sorry it’s late, I felt sure I’d done it but I hadn’t) Hope you had a good one!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 18h
Morning! Been for a dip and am now at my desk and raring to go! Well, I’m at my desk at least. No rain here, yet, but it’s coming… Tea would be lovely, please. I’ll come get it in a minute. Cheers, m’dear.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 18h
Well there you go then. I will add it to the list! Cheers Zee.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 18h
Hey! How’s it going fella?
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 20h
Morning, lads.
The sea at Hoveactually
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh really? Not seen Digger, but that’s largely cause I find Cruise curious looking.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well done.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good looking boy.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really??? Christ. Yeah, me too.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s photoshopped, surely??
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very nice too.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m still not ok with her being called “Queen”. Felt like it was snuck in. And don’t get me started on that ghoul Archer.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh man. I know it was an inevitable next step, but I guess it feels, well, it feels all manner of things. Sending Big Love your way, fella.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no it isn’t!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks awful.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would! Come on down!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah but you swim in a lake!!!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, it had it coming. (Hope things pick up for you soon!)
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheers Tony, you too!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheers Ginny. You too!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lovely isn’t it? Made me glad I’d got out of bed for it!
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Isn’t it?
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ha! Possibly! My swim buddy had donned gloves, think I’ll be digging mine out.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning, lads
The sea at Hoveactually
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow. Thats quite a piece, Neil.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. I might need to look into it further. It doesn’t help that I am massively impatient, as well as being fairly impulsive with my agricultural whims. And that she knows I’m an idiot.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I told my wife of my plans. She think it’s just going to be like the time I tried to grow an avocado. I fear we will not be growing pomegranates.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fair dos man, I quit after the first Ep in S5. That was enough for me.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You look pretty pleased with yourself.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw that they were growing them in the garden of the Natural History Museum! Thought I might give them a go on our allotment. Just presumed they were a hot country only kinda fruit.
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, the Jump-the-shark-ometer was a logarithmic curve on that show! Shame. S1 was pretty awesome. (and yes, I know that “jump the shark” refers to a singular moment rather than a period of time, before some fucker jumps on that bit)
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Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bloody estate agents eh.
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