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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I often rewatch the same movies as @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social while doing joke punch-ups for his recaps, and was pleasantly surprised that the first "Carrie" holds up remarkably well. The other three Carrie movies? You'll have to watch the video to find out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJf...

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I explain all 4 Carrie Movies to learn telekinesis and have a fun night at the prom

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Get caught up on Carrie's movie past before the new Carrie show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJf...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Which Carrie Thumb you clickin' on Monday at 4:15 EST?

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain all 8 "Resident Evil" Movies to take down every evil corporation ever (yes, including the one you're thinking of), using the power of being a real doctor and a few jokes written by me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtL0...

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I explain all 8 Resident Evil Movies to take down every evil corporation ever

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I watched all 8 Resident Evil movies (even the new one): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtL0...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which Resident Evil thumb would YOU click tomorrow at 4:15 PM EST?

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain all the "RoboCop" movies (with a few jokes in there by me) that explore weird, sci-fi concepts like police departments that are under instead of overfunded. Details here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz84...

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I explain all 4 RoboCop Movies to recalibrate my malfunctioning, murderous camera guy

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I watched all the RoboCops and I feel great: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz84...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Which Robo(Cop) Thumb you clickin' tomorrow at 4:15 PM EST?!

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I dunno it's what happens with every stick I've used

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

An engineer: "What if deodorant sticks self-destructed when you were almost done with 'em?"

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explains all SEVEN "Wrong Turn" movies (w/ a few jokes by me), thus continuing his quest to make hundreds of thousands of people ask "Wait, they made how many of these?!" youtu.be/ja8u0wBlqkU

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I explain all 7 Wrong Turn Movies because some inbred cannibals think I’m related to them

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Apparently there are SEVEN Wrong Turn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja8u...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Which Wrong Turn would you click Thursday at 4:15 PM EST?!

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Guess I better start downloading all the videos I made and articles I wrote.

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

All my crap from 2017 on still exists, but it wouldn't surprise me if they gave up on older stuff (and authors? I can't even find his page).

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Haha I WISH they'd put this song in God's Not Dead

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hey @lionsgate.com is there any chance you'd include this song in the credits of your upcoming Leprechaun movie? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xcq...

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Lie With Me Love (I'm A Leprechaun) | Official Music Video

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Felt time to upgrade the Leo Great Gatsby meme.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social is once again explaining a terrible movie to his pregnant wife, which is the entertainment of the future. In a few years, all movie recaps will involve pregnant women. And maybe all of them will feature a few jokes written by me? Watch it here: youtu.be/u0mI6iLAG1o

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I explain Amityville Backrooms to my poor, pregnant wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Technically, I don’t think this counts as a “movie.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0mI...

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social recap "Obsession" to his pregnant wife (with a few jokes written by me!) No other channel has this hook! Watch now to capture the magic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAh...

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I explain Obsession to my poor, pregnant wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is probably the least essential review of this movie, which is saying something! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAh...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Obsession movie (this is a one-off video)

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Which you clickin' on Thursday at 4:15 PM EST? "No no no no no NOT THAT ONE!" - My wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I've read the entire book — enjoyed it a lot — watched the movies, and found the first one to be one of the best movie-going experiences I've ever had. The second movie sucked, but I don't necessarily think the problem was "story accuracy."

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Just a reminder that "faithful" adaptations mostly suck. Just stick with the original source material if you want exactly that original story. Let other mediums do other things.

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Oh interesting! It's not really "my" project, but maybe I could pass it along to the actual people who were affected (and still made something anyway!)

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The "Phantasm" movies are some of the weirdest goddamn things I've ever watched while punching up @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's recap of the entire franchise with dick jokes. Please watch the video so that the confused suffering of all involved isn't wasted. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvHP...

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I explain all 5 Phantasm movies to appease the Tall Man and his flying balls of death

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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What Jordan fails to understand is that Phantasm helps process grief by making you laugh when you hear the cartoon "bonk!" sound effect when the hammer hits Jodie's foot

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Phantasm movies are insane. BOY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvHP...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Which you clickin' on Thursday at 4:15 PM EST? BOYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

When the waitress pours water in his scotch haha

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