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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain all 8 "Resident Evil" Movies to take down every evil corporation ever (yes, including the one you're thinking of), using the power of being a real doctor and a few jokes written by me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtL0...

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I explain all 8 Resident Evil Movies to take down every evil corporation ever

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I watched all 8 Resident Evil movies (even the new one): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtL0...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which Resident Evil thumb would YOU click tomorrow at 4:15 PM EST?

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain all the "RoboCop" movies (with a few jokes in there by me) that explore weird, sci-fi concepts like police departments that are under instead of overfunded. Details here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz84...

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I explain all 4 RoboCop Movies to recalibrate my malfunctioning, murderous camera guy

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I watched all the RoboCops and I feel great: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz84...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Which Robo(Cop) Thumb you clickin' tomorrow at 4:15 PM EST?!

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

An engineer: "What if deodorant sticks self-destructed when you were almost done with 'em?"

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explains all SEVEN "Wrong Turn" movies (w/ a few jokes by me), thus continuing his quest to make hundreds of thousands of people ask "Wait, they made how many of these?!" youtu.be/ja8u0wBlqkU

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I explain all 7 Wrong Turn Movies because some inbred cannibals think I’m related to them

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Apparently there are SEVEN Wrong Turn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja8u...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Which Wrong Turn would you click Thursday at 4:15 PM EST?!

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Guess I better start downloading all the videos I made and articles I wrote.

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hey @lionsgate.com is there any chance you'd include this song in the credits of your upcoming Leprechaun movie? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xcq...

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Lie With Me Love (I'm A Leprechaun) | Official Music Video

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Felt time to upgrade the Leo Great Gatsby meme.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social is once again explaining a terrible movie to his pregnant wife, which is the entertainment of the future. In a few years, all movie recaps will involve pregnant women. And maybe all of them will feature a few jokes written by me? Watch it here: youtu.be/u0mI6iLAG1o

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I explain Amityville Backrooms to my poor, pregnant wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Technically, I don’t think this counts as a “movie.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0mI...

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social recap "Obsession" to his pregnant wife (with a few jokes written by me!) No other channel has this hook! Watch now to capture the magic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAh...

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I explain Obsession to my poor, pregnant wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is probably the least essential review of this movie, which is saying something! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAh...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Which you clickin' on Thursday at 4:15 PM EST? "No no no no no NOT THAT ONE!" - My wife

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Just a reminder that "faithful" adaptations mostly suck. Just stick with the original source material if you want exactly that original story. Let other mediums do other things.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The "Phantasm" movies are some of the weirdest goddamn things I've ever watched while punching up @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's recap of the entire franchise with dick jokes. Please watch the video so that the confused suffering of all involved isn't wasted. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvHP...

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I explain all 5 Phantasm movies to appease the Tall Man and his flying balls of death

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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What Jordan fails to understand is that Phantasm helps process grief by making you laugh when you hear the cartoon "bonk!" sound effect when the hammer hits Jodie's foot

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Phantasm movies are insane. BOY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvHP...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Which you clickin' on Thursday at 4:15 PM EST? BOYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Ross Reelachart @rossreelachart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My sleep rotation: Grimbeard, @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social, Napoleon Blownaparte, @1900hotdog.bsky.social or Big Feets, Tomatoanus speedrun breakdowns, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social. or MST3K, any episode.

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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I've known, for decades, that there are 3 Neverending Story movies. This video is why I learned more about the third movie than I ever wanted to know (anything).

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The NeverEnding Story has it all. Great practical effects (except the 3rd one), an original plot (except the 3rd one), and a perved-out dog dragon + a total dweeb main character. @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social has more details in his video (with some jokes by me!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz3...

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I explain all 3 The NeverEnding Story Movies while riding Falkor to save my depressed horse

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I watched all the NeverEnding Stories and I should not have done that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz3...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Which thumb will you click to defeat THE NOTHING today at 2PM EST?

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Massive praise for @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's educational channel. It makes you think. About long poops!

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

With the recent release of his recap of ALL the Mortal Kombat movies (with a few of my jokes in the mix), @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social has successfully demonstrated the duality of man. Being choked, choking, mistakes, great choices, female thigh, guy arms. It all comes in twos. Makes you think.

Two YouTube video thumbnails. The top one shows YouTuber Dr. Jordan Breeding being choked by Sonya Blade's thighs from the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie. The title of the video is "I explain all 4 Mortal Kombat movies so Shang Tsung won’t fatality my butt." The thumbnail features a colorful text that says "I made a MISTAKE"

The lower thumbnail shows Dr. Jordan Breeding choking out a guy. The title of the video is "I explain both The Raid movies to learn Pencak Silat and defeat Mad Dog." The colorful text on the thumbnail is "I made a GREAT CHOICE."

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Yes, I watched every Mortal Kombat including the new one. No, I would not recommend it: youtube.com/watch?v=FpOW-YKyAuE&feature=youtu.be

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Which thumb will make you GET OVER HERE tomorrow at 5:15 eastern?

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I remade Avengers: Endgame with a $20 budget, clearly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMV...

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Which thumbnail should lead our $20 return on Wednesday?

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I don't doubt that this is true but also there hasn't been ANY Star Wars movie in SEVEN "years" so that's a goofy qualifier.

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

YouTube Studio's AI has a real way with words.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Are you man/lady/NB/other enough to withstand the awesomeness of @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain every Phase Three MCU movie for over FIVE HOURS? Try to guess which jokes in the video are mine for a chance to win a feeling of Je ne sais quoi. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aslF...

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I explain all 14 Marvel Phase Three movies and one-shots for $20 to remake Avengers: Endgame

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

This is the longest, most expensive, hardest-to-make video I've ever done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aslF... (Also, make sure you watch the whole thing as there's an entire secret video hidden in there somewhere).

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Which thumb you clickin' at 5:15 ET on 4/24/26!?

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Reed A. Saur @readasaur.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

You are exactly right! And it was noted by Dr. Jordan Breeding in his review of the series. youtu.be/uE_9aYZlRqM?...

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I explain all 9 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movies to appease a hungry Leatherface

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Dr. Jordan Breeding @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I can't stop writing my poop joke scripts while listening to the Oppenheimer soundtrack. It makes me feel important. Special. Powerful.

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Gary @boggartauntiealy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social Your tireless work as Arby's #1 hater has finally paid off

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If we get this video (which has a couple of my jokes in it) to 100K views, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social promises to release his explanation of all Phase Three MCU movies by the end of the month AND to get everyone a puppy that never dies. What a deal! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofDd...

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I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget

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