HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The more I learn about Peter Thiel the more I understand is that’s he’s an almost perfect inverse of Ted Kaczynski 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It would be hilarious if at the end of all this shit superintelligence is just like “do communism idiots” 100
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Looking at BYU’s roster and realizing that such names would exist without Mormonism moving west after all the child wives 100
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Well you see, it’s very simple: [the dumbest shit you have ever heard] 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026George Washington would be foaming at the mouth like a rabid raccoon at what’s going on rn 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026You guys don’t get it, we need to destroy large swaths of land to build data centers. That way, AGI will tell us how to stop destroying large swaths of land, and then we’ll all be saved! 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I just let my posts fucking fly. You don’t have to think it through people, social media is just a box in the bazaar you get 4 seconds to say shit on. Drafts are a type of storage for beer 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026*Bombs a school for baby clams* “Operation Sea-Eagle Firestorm was a resounding success” 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I for one am not particularly enjoying the greatest grift in human history 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026These two people demand to share your location, what you doing? 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Everyone is stupid in their own special way. I say this with all the love in my heart 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026So many denominations, but one thing’s for certain: my Jesus would totally dunk on your Jesus. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If you threw some 8th grade math at Clavicular he would melt like a snail getting salted 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Trump opened the Bush playbook, forgot he couldn’t read, and then asked Bibi what he should do 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 23/03/2026How do I know AI is bad? All of the great “nerd” professions are shrinking. Art, music, and programming have been been made accessible to the “dorks” and “dolts”. The damage will be irreparable 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 16/03/2026This probably goes hard if you’ve never left the NY metro area 001
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 13/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a hot dog costume stands in front of a group of peopleALT: a man in a hot dog costume stands in front of a group of people 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Cheating at the casino by secretly not being attached to material wealth. I also count cards but that’s just because numbers are fun 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Back-to-back world war champs to back-to-back-to-back dementia presidents gotta be one of the goofiest stumbles in political history 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Ohhh noo my educational video is too free my steak is too juicy 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 23/02/2026“They’re getting close”, says official in 1992, and 1994, and 1998, and 2002, and 2003, and 2009, and 2012, and 2018, and 2023, and 2026. But I guess we’re going to war this time… 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Dune becomes a little less serious when you realize the Fremen are lore-accurately shitting their pants throughout 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 20/02/2026After many hours of reasearch into many political facets I can confidently say the world is ran by dog men 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 04/02/2026This is like, 8% of the Epstein files? At this point Peppa Pig gonna get implicated 020
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Entering a golf tourney dressed as Trump and shooting a 60 every round because I’m just that good and if you think I’m cheating you’re a dork loser 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026NFL should just name the all pro players and get a bunch of air buds to play the pro bowl. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026We should find the most intelligent and whimsical person alive and make them god-emperor. They will achieve world peace and their palace will have swirly slides 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Societal Collapse? Now? Uh, I don’t think so. I have bread and there’s NFL football tomorrow. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The American Way™️ is legit just printing paper and then throwing at literally anything deemed a problem 100
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I should make an app that lists all homes that realtor influencers have done TikTok dances in. Those homes should be free to take 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Just saw the Housemaid and man. From a storytelling perspective, it is way nicer to watch a bad book than to read one. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 06/01/2026If I had 3 wishes, one of them would be for every billionaire to shit their entire ass every time they appear in a piece of media. 100
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I have heard from sources that the delay from the DOJ is because they ran out of black sharpie, and that they have their best out on an Office Max run as we speak. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Still wild that the world is investing one shit zillion dollars into AI while the final product is just throwing an energy-hungry Clippy into software that actually impedes every menial task instead of helping. 100
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 17/12/2025America’s economy is doing the financial equivalent pissing on itself for warmth and now I have to work until I’m 75? Splendid. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I be goofing in imperceptible ways. I just be doing hijinks in ways unbeknownst to the general populace. I’m pioneering new innovations in tomfoolery. 000
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 24/02/2025“A rising tide lifts all ships” is a good proverb until you realize most people aren’t able to afford a fuckin’ boat. 100
Reposted by HunZaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard] 897630923
Reposted by HunZawint @dril.bsky.social · 04/02/2025" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you 547209582
HunZa @drizzyh.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Funny how “goverment efficiency” means some South African guy with Aspergers gets to access my data and not holding the pentagon accountable for never passing an audit ever 000
