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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 18h
… and that company hired me on in the same role at the same place for my expertise and continuity. 😅 the nice thing is... now I don't have to worry about all the backend stuff I was juggling before. i can relax a little now... I think. but now i gotta figure out how to excel again.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 18h
ooooof. yeah. while not in an official engineer role, i became so good at my job that I made myself an essential part of the entire system. job security guaranteed, or so I thought. they ended up contracting with an external company to take over the whole of what I did…
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 04/10/2026
it should be pretty obvious that Lang is a paid agitator in service of a systemic agenda at this point.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 04/10/2026
idk, but it's fucking annoying. it's like playing whack-a-mole, but with only one hole. (blocking them, i mean).
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 04/10/2026
"sir, another Julie has hit the skyline."
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 04/10/2026
*sigh* portland peeps, we got white supremacists visiting. be on your guard.
text, and then pictures of their flyer. 

Portland friends — heads up. A white-nationalist gathering calling itself the "2026 Oregon Event" is happening in Portland this weekend, Oct. 3-4. The program lists speakers including Jared Taylor and Peter Brimelow, along with talks promoting "racial consciousness" and a whites-only community project.
They were reportedly kicked out of a downtown establishment last night, and their own event program says the group plans to have brunch tomorrow at Clarklewis, 1001 SE Water Ave.
Clarklewis folks, you may want to know who is apparently planning to show up at your restaurant.
Sharing so Portland businesses and community members are aware.
Feel free to share.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 03/10/2026
putting down a thumper at the bus stop, hooks in hand, waiting for the bus to appear out of the flowing sands of traffic.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 03/10/2026
"Live long and lock her." "I realize that Locktober does have its fascination, even under circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of being caged nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever logically needs to be done.”
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 03/10/2026
i'd like to opt in as well. i cannot countenance rape in any form, it absolutely turns my stomach and just the thought that i'm not online enough to know who I might be following that has been found to be a predator... I would really like to be told. I will sever that connection myself. 💖
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 03/10/2026
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." 1/22/27.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
Chicagoland friends, I have a favor to ask. I have a pro bono client, a Black woman, who is currently facing charges for allegedly pointing a gun at her abusive ex - who admitted to raping her. I would love if there could be a show of support for her at her next few court dates.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 30/09/2026
that's HUGE. way to go, grace!! and super smart to keep a battery jumper around. also, glad you're ok (from the Bad Event) 💖
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 29/09/2026
@infinitescream.bsky.social this you?
a label that printed out from a newly installed label printer. the default setting apparently is to cover the whole sticker with the character A in different sizes, as if the sticker printer was expressing its inner torment at life.
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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Updated fash cards to help people recognize the violent far-right trolls, chuds, and agitators that often show up to Portland events:
Brad BoleyChuck BarnesCurt GalliaDebbie Ireland
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 29/09/2026
sounds like someone just learned about solar farms and just HAD to capitalize on it. 😝😉
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 29/09/2026
the line between knowing you did the right thing without acknowledgement, and the pull to the dark side of becoming a "not all men" guy is fraught with peril. 😄
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 29/09/2026
also, if you're following me from a starter pack, cool. but please be a real person with real posts and replies, otherwise you're coming across as a chaser account and will be blocked.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 29/09/2026
i'm sorry, but if you're obviously a bot reposting random comments of mine you will be blocked. major faux pas, buddy.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 29/09/2026
i mean, people do have public and private personas. or they create tulpas.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 28/09/2026
the world would be a better (and cleaner) place if more men sat the fuck down to pee.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 28/09/2026
allowed? hell, girl, i _demand_ you be weird and random and Mae. 💖
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 28/09/2026
i make pizza out of bolillos and french bread, why not naan? sounds scrumptious. hmm now i wonder how hummus would do as a sauce option with veggie toppings.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
I promise there is a mamdani in your city too. You can find him and turn him into the mayor. He’s just trying to make it as a rapper right now
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 28/09/2026
we live in glorious times. instead of warming ourselves over fires in empty oil barrels, we can bask in the warm winter glow of burning data centers. wearing respirator masks, of course.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 28/09/2026
like, maybe utilize the internal controls to make sure the AI doesn't go rogue instead of making us p.. oh, right. capitalism. it would be really funny though if lawmakers glommed onto this like "see? it's possible. let's mandate th..." ... oh, right. dark money lobbying.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 28/09/2026
When they tell you socialism doesn’t work, ask them who it doesn’t work for and why.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 28/09/2026
dude, this post is two years old. you're just the whole sandwich, ain'tcha. bless.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 27/09/2026
the just obliviously casual bigotry from straight white male "liberals" in supposedly safer spaces is so fucking grating. 😬
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 26/09/2026
far as I'm concerned, you've got the three queens - Anne Ramsey, Kathy Bates, and Margo Martindale.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 26/09/2026
The before and after projections of missing children on milk cartons would be absolutely unhinged.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 26/09/2026
call em and demand a refund.. "did you put jesus in my food?! it's all contaminated now, doesn't taste the same." 😄
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 26/09/2026
ew.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 26/09/2026
did they.. hand-write the verses?? that's super weird. I know In-and-Out Burgers has bible verse references printed unobtrusively on all their packaging, but they wouldn't be able to give you anything WITHOUT the verses pre-printed.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
thank god lol i was like "am i doing a friendly fire? this feels off." 😂 i also forgot to take my brain meds today lmao
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
OHHH. lol. i'll fuck on off, then. 😂 i am so bad at picking up on this stuff sometimes. thanks! 🤪
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
was replying in earnest but now am thoroughly confused
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
"no other system is as good as" ... or have we just not allowed other alternatives to have a serious chance? I see you have "Kropotkinist" in your bio, which is a little puzzling. Maybe I'm misunderstanding your post. If so, apologies. Not trying to attack. www.hamptonthink.org/read/peter-k...
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Peter Kropotkin's Anarchist Critique of Capitalism — Hampton Institute
By Jon Bekken Peter Kropotkin devoted a major part of his prolific anarchist writings to two related themes: examining the actual workings of capitalist economies and developing the broad outlines...
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
i'm really fuckin' high and can't tell if this is real life or anime 😅
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
now, when you win your race (and you will), i will accept double what you paid Carville to give you the antithesis. or just fuckin' donate it to palestinians or trans folks in need.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 25/09/2026
why the everlovin' fuck Dems keep this relic around, much less think he has ANYTHING of value to say, i will never understand. transphobic fuckin' third-way bullshit. my consultant advice: want to win an election? ask Carville what to do, then do the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE.
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Brooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 24/09/2026
They say I gotta respect a system, but there ain’t no respect in that system for me
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 23/09/2026
the peculiarium is alright. was cool the first time i think, but iirc hasn't really been maintained much and with the higher prices has become more of a tourist trap. maybe i'm just irritated because they don't bother to make the alien autopsy look real. 😂
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bulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portland/PDX/Multnomah County folks - any good date ideas in the area you've been on or thought about lately? Bonus points for something off the beaten path, but not required. Now that I've got someone to take I am now hungry for good ideas :)
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 23/09/2026
i've been wanting to take a date to the Skeleton Key Odditorium for a while, now. www.skeletonkeyodditorium.com/odditorium
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Odditorium | The Skeleton Key Odditorium | Portland
The Odditorium is an Oddity Museum. The Odditorium aims to present unusual and unconventional historical elements of human history through interactive and educational themed exhibits, for example; His...
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 23/09/2026
need to be having more intra-community conversations about care and support. How can we include people, rather than center ourselves and damn the rest? That is the conversation we need to be having, not long covid denial and disdain. I still mask, because I care. Plus, I don't want to tempt fate.
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 23/09/2026
having these spaces. Most people I talk with are willing to lower their masks/adapt as the situation requires to talk with me. The inconvenience to me pales in comparison to the forced quarantining and abandonment of others. To say otherwise is counter the idea of true inclusivity. Obviously we
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 23/09/2026
they're weaponizing this to an abusive, scorched-earth level. I can empathize with the disappointment and frustration, though, and think better conversations and compromises could have been had around this. I speak as one who is extremely alienated by masking (Deaf, lipreading) but I still support
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⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 23/09/2026
I think it's fantastic that there are places that still care about masking up indoors. This is part of a greater commitment to inclusivity that shouldn't be ignored, IMO. It's not selfish to desire such spaces. I disagree with the weaponization of inclusive language by the individual in the article;
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