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Gasoline Gourmet

@drinkgaseatass.bsky.social

Radon basement enjoyer. Unregistered tractor-trailer enthusiast. If I stop posting for any reason, search for my body at the bottom of Lake Winnipesaukee. You will find the title to an AMC Concord tucked between my dick and balls.

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Some say you can see the ghost of Mao swimming in the Merrimack River right about now

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Prepping with a touch of menthol and sending my love to the boys in the form of a cool refreshing urethra

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

You ain’t gonna hit your target if you ain’t loading your ghost gun with spooky bullets

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

*me, your dying dog asking for one last wish* The cum sock… May I eat it?

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Finally ingested enough petroleum products that I’m transitioning into a primus cowboy

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

May your soil and ground water have Monsanto’s blessing

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

We have “acquired” the local figure 8 track for our 5th annual trampoline park carnival. Jump from trampoline to trampoline on our parading flatbeds. All corners have been cut and we pass those savings to you! If your trampoline has gone missing from your yard, it will be coming back next Friday.

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Protect yourself from identity theft with three warrants, no credit, and thirty thousand dollars of unpaid fines.

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Smoking is good for your health with enough deliberate practice; also it makes you look cool

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Possessed opossum @possessedopossum.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Some traditional Ink sketch wips featuring: ssssmokin' 🔥

Supersexyactionfurry's deer character smoking a stick of dynamite

Rivkah's puffin character relaxing on a rock, smoking, and gazing out into the ocean.

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

At Topsfield Fair, anyone need anything at the bootleg toys and Kirk store?

Pretty sure you’re supposed to hide your nips in the appendages of this Mario hat

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Eating a pot full of my classic “pink slop chili” and having my favorite tiny lesbians hit me in the stomach with a baseball bat This is where the propulsion leads me to blast off the ravine Evil Knievel style; chunks of slop spewing on spectators below.

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Launching my boat off an Interstate 93 overpass to stop the Labor Day tourists from crowding up my favorite shitting and pissing place in the NH Liquor and Wine Outlet

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

County fair season is soon upon us. I will be exhibiting my famous "Pin the Tail on the Industrial Lathe" game in Deerfield and Topsfield this fall!

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Gasoline Gourmet @drinkgaseatass.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Finally awake from my coma after a rather impressive beehive fucking incident.

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