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Tobias

@drfunky.bsky.social
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This is my dumpster fire

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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Alright explain
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Does intermittent fasting still count of you eat your boogers?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Lmao finally remembered my password. Sup losers
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Sweet Raccoons ❤️🦝 @arai.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
One day they will build a homemade submarine to go see the wreckage
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Can’t get any notes done because they blocked chatgpt from the hospital computers
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Probably
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
I’m gonna keep it real with you guys, I don’t even know
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Call my dick lebron the way it’s always dribbling
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
How do guys do jiujitsu or wrestling with other guys without getting hard?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Rip to Fortunato but I would have gotten out from behind that wall no problem
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
The soy “get better sleep hygiene” vs the chad “do ambien”
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Y’all ever see the ending of The Mist??
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
It would be an honor to raise and lower your bed so you would be uncomfy
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Airbud would have been amazing at dogfights
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
opening up a submarine ride that goes to observe the wreckage of the submarine that went to observe the wreckage of the titanic
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
She’s gonna be too smart for me. I hope she into adorably stupid guys
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
I was planning on just saying hi. She’s like 5-6 my senior but i mean…
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Matched on a dating app with an attending at the hospital i’m doing a SubI at. Should I pretend it never happened or?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Just learned about periods. How could god do this to women??!
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Who’s that?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
It’s short for “Greek God Apollo”
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
It’s just one of my many skills you know
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
*At a museum* Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old Crowd *losers*: wow! Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Your mom
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
My urethra so tight it comes out like a mist
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Morty is short for Mortyferth
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
He’s my bestie
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Awww fake tears
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
I don’t make the laws!
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Does anyone have an extra code so I can invite my best buddy Kevin Bass to skeeter?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Please no
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Dogs can’t drive!
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Just gotta get past this week and then things will be okay
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
How do i delete a skeet reply?? I thought these were private
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Can i buy your socks?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Who up skeeting?
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
You want a fish? I have extra
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Me: well you know what they say there’s plenty of other fish in my pocket
Fesh is the plural of fish
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Hope the government finally comes clean about the lizard people
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
@realqrampage.bsky.social taking me to the euthanasia clinic
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Who up making their skeetes??
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
You can’t do that, it’s illegal
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
This is how real alphas do their finances
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
It’s friday and people are gonna go out and just waste money partying and drinking. You know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna invest my money by going to the casino and doubling it. Then I’m gonna use that money I earned to invest it in crypto currency. Then I’m gonna use it to buy real estate. Then-
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Oh hey arai is here
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
That doesn’t look like a plain white van with no windows
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
The manager didn’t seem to think so
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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Getting my toes sucked at the walmart
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