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Drew Lawson

@drewlawson.bsky.social
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A gray haired nerd in Ohio, after way too many other States. BTW: Don't try to chat w/me. I'm not agreeing to KMS's terms of service or data collection.

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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 14h
I want that sculpture to be real.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 14h
It was a cool story. A major feel good story. Had it been true, it would have lasted forever. But, meh.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 15h
I am proud (in the non-hostile way) of my ancestry. That goes hand-in-hand with knowing how much less I have accomplished than the 3 prior generations that I have details on. Maybe these guys should, um, something about bootstraps.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 15h
Motherless dot com is a smut site that has a reputation for posting/hosting content that includes abuse of assorted levels. I haven't looked at it for at least a decade, so I'd sort of forgotten about it.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 15h
Reportedly he was discontent while working on Lost in Space because he felt he had greater leading man potential. And I think his career backed up that belief.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 16h
"Moderation does not include whipped cream." Nor should it.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 16h
It's a decent city, though I support the failed proposal to rename it Favor Town.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 16h
No one ever explains Jesus saying "Take up your cross."
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 16h
Interviewer: Can you explain this Gap in your resume. Applicant: I was folding and restocking casual wear clothing.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22h
This is the most accurate anyone has ever described Elon Musk.

Rod Hilton @rodhilton@mastodon.social

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 16h
I didn't realize that motherless was still a thing. It's been ages since I was anywhere that even spoke about it. (Allegedly reddit will lock your account for posting the full name.)
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 16h
Mine was Harry Chapin. I saw him in concert that summer. We had tickets for the next summer, but sadly he was unable to be alive then.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 17h
Thanks, I hate it.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 17h
He was the only reason that I watched that show. Saturday late night had been a string of sometimes good but often boring shows. But for Carlin? Anything was worth the risk.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 17h
No lefties? Otherwise nothing to criticize.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I knew this was Ally before I even clicked. And then it was from the Dublin Irish Festival! I was 3/4 back in that crowd. Too old for mosh dancing, but not too old for music.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thug == outstanding traffic tickets. Makes sense.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish I could vote for this man. But all I got was the opportunity to vote AGAINST Ramaswamy. And for Acton, because she is genuinely a good choice.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wouldn't that be "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"?
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And they even have the Muslim as designated driver.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Constitution was written in an age where, at least among Statesmen, shame could be assumed. There was plenty corruption and savage greed, of course. But a Gentleman wouldn't dream of having that be seen. Dirty laundry wasn't for public view. Now it is pay-per-view.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm cool with fungi. And as I'm waiting for my sourdough to rise, I am equally fine with bacteria. But I draw the line at mites. And don't even ask about that one with the cheese maggots.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She has a much stronger "North Korea smile," but that may just be that she isn't worn down yet.
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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@suewho82.bsky.social
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Forget the trump pic. Baby Got BACK. Lord protect my bank account.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll take "True But Irrelevant" for $1000, Alex.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WE did not have one. Dad had one. And don't touch it.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is my favorite part of that entirely enjoyable movie.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's previously downplayed the severity of sex trafficking as long as the girls are at least in their teens. ("Not really a pedophile")
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm a pumpkin spice convert.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unique, certainly. But I only spotted about 4 outlets in the whole place.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where were y'all when I was young?
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They think they are Aragorn, but they are Smeagol murdering his cousin.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My Kroger doesn't even sell single sticks of butter. I think the smallest they carry is a half pound (2 sticks).
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still love this so much
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get the popcorn for the previews. I don't want the distraction during the movie.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is high in "you're too ugly to rape" content, which I think her cult leader has said to multiple women.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For a data point, I just checked the app. Store brand is $3/pound, Land-o-Lakes $4.50. Dayton-ish, Ohio
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Congratulations and sympathies. I think we went 6 months with the basement setup of microwave, toaster oven and barely usable hotplate. It wears thin, even though I'm not much of a cook.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That absolute beauty is ready to rip my throat out if I get too close. I love pallas cats.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was this unusual in some way?
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is like The Truman Show, if Truman had been dropped on his head as a baby.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was my core Fleetwood Mac era. I only discovered the Peter Green stuff (all good) a few years later.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If only we had some sort of standard time on which to standardize.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF is a "government plant"? He thinks the Federal government has factories?
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just looked. I never realized it was over 3 hours. I am curious to see it, but not 3 hours curious.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huskies gonna husky.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Learned this with "No Sugar" ketchup. Impossible to eat. Sucralose is fine, but in moderation dude.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't forget prep schools. Just ask Brett Kavanaugh.
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Drew Lawson @drewlawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have an album from Rathkeltair. I first listened to it on a road trip. One of the songs has a background sound like when you put playing cards in the spokes of your bicycle. Freaked me out until I paused it.
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