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Drew Gilbert

@drewgilbert.bsky.social
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Emotional support daddy. I post bad advice in a good voice. DJ. Delusional. Occasionally shirtless. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll need therapy.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #StuffIWishDadSaid #DarkHumor #GayContent #Instagay #RelatableAF #SnideWisdom #ChaosGays #UnstableIcon #FYP #ForYouPage #ViralContent #FunnyAF #ZaddyEnergy #EmotionalSupportDaddy
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Nobody’s falling for it anymore — except their donors, who still think bigotry is a family value. Today’s Fucked Up Thought: If hypocrisy was a currency, Congress would’ve ended the deficit decades ago. ⸻
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
TEXTUAL HEALING Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Today’s Fucked Up Thought Maybe hell isn’t fire. Maybe it’s just being stuck at a church potluck where everyone brings tuna casserole and lectures you about sin.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you’re quoting Leviticus at gays, but your brunch order includes bacon and polyester, you’re not holy — you’re just a hypocrite with a bib.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Textual Healing: Religious edition. Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #GayTok #GayMen #GayContent #GayHumor #LGBTQCreators #DarkHumor #MetalHeads #HorrorCommunity #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy #UnstableIcon #ChaosGays #YourDadNeverSaidIt
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Heavy Homo Iron Maiden — The Number of the Beast (1982). Still iconic, still louder than your panic attacks. Final Fucked Up Thought “Happiness isn’t real, it’s just anxiety on mute.”
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Textual Healing If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer. Queer Fear Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Today’s Fucked Up Thought: If you can’t outrun your demons, at least teach them cardio. #TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #DarkHumor #GayContent #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #FeralEnergy #SnideWisdom #WTF #RelatableAF
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Textual Healing If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible. Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled. Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sorry for the short episode, it’s been a hectic day.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Textual Healing — “Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.” Today’s Fucked Up Thought: “If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.” #hashtags: #TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷‍♂️😂🍑
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayMrBeast #DarkHumor #EmotionalSupportDaddy #FeralEnergy #GayContent #WTF #RelatableAF #SnideWisdom #HotMessEnergy #FuckedUpThoughts #GayHumor #Instagay #MetalHeads #TechHouse #UnstableIcon
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
🎸 Heavy Homo Hopeless Grey — A Killer’s Confession. Dark, grinding, and way too on brand for your midweek spiral. 💀 Final Fucked Up Thought Some people say “everything happens for a reason.” Yeah, the reason is usually you didn’t pay attention to the warning signs.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Textual Healing Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall. 👻 Queer Fear Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Final Fucked Up Thought 💀 You don’t actually heal from trauma. You just get better at pretending your scars are tattoos. ⸻ #TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayMrBeast #EmotionalSupportDaddy #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #DarkHumor #FeralEnergy #YourDadNeverSaidIt
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Queer Fear 🩸 Amityville: Where the Echo Goes — because apparently ghosts can’t take a hint either. ⸻ Heavy Homo 🎸 Castle Rat – Sun Song A doom-drenched fantasy metal track that feels like getting seduced by a vampire LARP troupe in a moldy castle basement.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Textual Healing “Your dad never said it, so I did.” “The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Major hard pass on the medicine ball…. I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#DirtyPop #DancefloorDaddy #KpopDemonHunters #GoldenRemix #GayDJ #ClubKidsUnite #MashupMadness n#YourD
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹 Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶 God said, “let there be light.” I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥 Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#QueerFear #AlienEarth #Chestburster #GayHorror #TextualHealing #FeralEnergy #HeavyHomo #BetweenTheBuriedAndMe #GodTerror #FinalFuckedUpThought #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy #DarkHumor #GayContent #Viral
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Heavy Homo — Between the Buried and Me — God Terror. Absolute annihilation. Perfect soundtrack for watching civilization quietly lose its mind. Final Fucked Up Thought We all hope the monster shows mercy. Monsters are better at honesty than people.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Textual Healing Y’all really thought survival was on the menu? Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Heavy Homo Spinal Tap – Devil’s Just Not Getting Old. This one goes to eleven, but your taste still stops at five. Final Fucked Up Thought If the devil hasn’t aged out, what makes you think your trauma ever will? #GayHorror #QueerFear #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Textual Healing You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening. Queer Fear @fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Get exposed?
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬 I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty. #FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
🧠 Final Fucked-Up Thought Most of us don’t want closure. We just want them to admit they ruined us, so the ghost in our head feels justified. #TextualHealing #QueerFear #TheFetus2025 #HeavyHomo #AtTheGates #SlaughterOfTheSoul #GayHorror #StuffIWishDadSaid #YourDadNeverSaidIt #EmotionalSupportDaddy
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
📊 Daily Poll: If your friends texted “We need to talk,” do you: (A) Assume someone died, (B) Assume you’re being dumped, (C) Hope it’s both so you can finally rest?
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
🤘 Heavy Homo: At The Gates – Slaughter of the Soul A Swedish death metal masterpiece that still rips flesh nearly 30 years later. Rest in brutality, Tompa. 🖤
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
👻 Queer Fear: The Fetus (2025) This is less horror and more a 90-minute Planned Parenthood PSA gone wrong. The only thing terrifying here is the script. @fangoria.bsky.social — stop pretending this deserves column inches.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
🙄 You’re back again? At this point I’m charging rent for the emotional damage. ✨ Textual Healing ✨
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #LornaShore #GayHorror #MetalHeads #StuffIWishDadSaid #YourDadNeverSaidIt #EmotionalSupportDaddy #FeralEnergy #GayMrBeast #ForYou
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🧠 Final Fucked-Up Thought Sometimes the scariest ghost is just the version of you who still believed in happy endings.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🤘 Heavy Homo: LORNA SHORE – Prison of Flesh A sonic guillotine. Choirs that sound like heaven, riffs that feel like hell, and breakdowns that will remind you your therapist was right about your control issues.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Textual Healing 🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead. ✨ Textual Healing ✨ 👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Not a cry for attention. A cry for survival. Read it twice. This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see. Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Final Fucked Up Thought 💭 Some people don’t want closure, they want a sequel — even if it kills them. ☠️ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #GayMetal #TherapyInACaption #GayCulture #Instagay #UnhingedWisdom
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Queer Fear 👻 Forgive Us All (2025) 🙏🩸 A film where guilt, religion, and gore hold hands — and none of them let go. Heavy Homo 🤘🏳️‍🌈 Track of the day: Brojob – Size King 🎸👑 Sometimes metal is gay, sweaty, and proud — just like it should be.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Textual Healing 🩸 Terms & Conditions 📜 Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂 No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I won’t celebrate his death. But I’m also not gonna cry about it. I hope his kids grow up to be gun safety advocates. Maybe take their father’s hatred of others and do something that benefits society as a whole.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Final Fucked Up Thought: Everyone claims to hate drama, but the truth is: no one logs off when the house is burning—especially if they lit the match. #TextualHealing #QueerFear #StuffIWishDadSaid #HeavyHomo #GayMrBeast #EmotionalSupportDaddy
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Terms & Conditions: Symphorophilia — a fetish where arousal comes from witnessing or staging accidents, crashes, or disasters. Freud would’ve had a field day. ⸻ Queer Fear: Bambi: The Reckoning — the childhood deer now stalks hunters like prey. Think antlers in the gut, Disney trauma weaponized.
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Textual Healing 📰 Question of the Day: Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?
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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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