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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

TEXTUAL HEALING Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Textual Healing: Religious edition. Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Textual Healing If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer. Queer Fear Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Textual Healing If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible. Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled. Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Textual Healing — “Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.” Today’s Fucked Up Thought: “If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.” #hashtags: #TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷‍♂️😂🍑

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Textual Healing Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall. 👻 Queer Fear Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Textual Healing “Your dad never said it, so I did.” “The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Major hard pass on the medicine ball…. I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹 Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶 God said, “let there be light.” I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥 Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Textual Healing Y’all really thought survival was on the menu? Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Textual Healing You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening. Queer Fear @fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬 I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty. #FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

🙄 You’re back again? At this point I’m charging rent for the emotional damage. ✨ Textual Healing ✨

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Textual Healing 🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead. ✨ Textual Healing ✨ 👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Not a cry for attention. A cry for survival. Read it twice. This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see. Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Textual Healing 🩸 Terms & Conditions 📜 Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂 No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Textual Healing 📰 Question of the Day: Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions: Objectophilia — yes, that’s people falling in love (and marrying) with inanimate objects. The Eiffel Tower has had more committed relationships than most of your exes.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions: Vorephilia Bankruptcy — when your fetish for being swallowed whole extends to your checking account.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

McDonald’s really sent me FOUR meals on Uber Eats and yes, I ate all of them. $12 well spent. Even the fries were kinda decent. Now excuse me while I projectile baptize the airplane restroom with the Oreo McFlurry that I didn’t order at 345 am. However, the apple pie sucked balls. Worst ever. SAD!

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Justin Timberlake walked… So I could run…. McDonald’s didn’t sponsor this but they should’ve—limited time only, comes with extra sauce free of charge. ( Thanks Friend of Dorthy Wellness )

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I think I’ll be ok though… Note to self - wedding cake … epic epic ness

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I mean, I thought everyone would leave at 2:45 like normal…. So I hit my vape a tad hard…. Now… ugh

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

My Deconstruction mix of Demon Hunters - Golden …. And join me tonight at the Eagle Wilton Manors.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

This city looks gorgeous from up here, but give it 5 hours and half of it’s making bad decisions on Grindr. #flashbackfriday to San Diego last weekend!

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions – “Alien Hand Syndrome” — when your hand acts on its own, like it’s possessed, and does things you didn’t tell it to. Queer Fear – “Hell House LLC: The Carmichael Manor” — lineage of found-footage horror, proof that clowns don’t need balloons to ruin your night.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Don’t worry, I make worse decisions than you do. In fact, the CDC just classified me as a natural disaster. Wait… do we even have a CDC anymore?”** #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayContent #CertifiedDisaster #UnstableIcon #HotMessEnergy #ZaddyDamage #FeralButFunctional #GayChaos #EmotionalSupportDaddy

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

This little fucker is snoring like a chainsaw and I gotta be up in an hour to catch the damn DART train. Send help.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions “Formicophilia” — a rare fetish involving arousal from insects crawling on the body. People pay extra for the ant farm deluxe package. Friendly Flamer I think “masc4masc” guys only want twins because they hate themselves so much they’re trying to date a mirror.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions Xenophilia — sexual attraction to strangers, foreigners, or anything perceived as exotic. Rare, taboo, and unsettlingly common in the shadows.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions “Stendhal Syndrome” — when overwhelming beauty in art, music, or even a person causes dizziness, fainting, or hallucinations. (So yeah, he’s literally so hot it made you sick.)

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Textual Healing Monday Edition Terms & Conditions Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) – an extremely rare condition where men experience spontaneous, persistent arousal and even unwanted orgasms without desire. It’s as miserable as it sounds — I promise.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

T minus 5 hours and 15 minutes til work. If I’m lucky I can sleep and maybe eat before my set. Prob just sleep. I can eat after work at 10. I’ll cope.

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

🍭 DIRTY POP is back at Rich’s San Diego! 🍭 Friday, Aug 29th | 9PM–2AM Main Floor: Drew G bringing the heat with Dance Pop + EDM. Front Room: Moody Rudy spinning Hip Hop, Pop + Latin vibes. ✨ Rainbow pops, dirty beats, and the wildest Friday in San Diego. Get your tickets now: richssd.com/dirtypop

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Drew Gilbert @drewgilbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Textual Healing ( Textual Healing is now Mon-Friday only. Weekends off for work.) Terms & Conditions Cotard’s Delusion — a rare, horrifying condition where people are fully convinced they’re dead, decomposing, or missing internal organs while still alive. Basically: walking corpses with rent due.

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