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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 10h
I always wondered why that was so prominently displayed. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 17h
Tesla is a real innovator in the field of "Exciting ways to turn yourself into pink mist and/or charbroiled burger."
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 19h
Looks more like falling with style 🤷‍♂️
SPCX is down 2% today. 
TSLA is down 3%.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 21h
Oopsie 🫣
TSLA is down 0.24% this morning. SPCX is down 1.35%
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 22h
Also - LOL, LMAO
TSLA 1-year stock chart. It's down 15%
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 22h
It "popped" 2% at open, then everyone immediately offloaded their bags.
Screenshot showing SpaceX and Tesla stock this morning. SPCX is down 2.59%. TSLA was briefly up about 2% but had since dropped to +0.35%
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🙄
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Funny Cartoon Farting Man
Alt: Funny Cartoon Man levitating by farting
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"mistakenly" Buddy, I got some news for you.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Brian from Family Guy Sighs Deeply
Alt: Brian from Family Guy Sighs Deeply
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The 'her' is an inclusive touch, but is there literally *any* example of a female common owner engaging in this behavior?
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine if they added it as a stock mission
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How many of those livestream them? 🤔
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Military service being advertised with cutesy Disney princess vibes is by far the most offensive portion of that ad.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The US government is a sex cult, apparently.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Use Mouth Smoke Im Listening
Alt: Man with a cigarette in his mouth slowly blinking
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah.... It was the "other than standard" part that raised my suspicion.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the hell is "other than standard orange wine"? 🤔
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The world could really benefit from a good old fashioned Old Testament smiting 🤨
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exactly what I was thinking - this isn't going to change their production costs, or increase domestic demand. It's just going to reduce total sales volume - and thus reduce revenue. So refiners get to hop on the economic struggle bus too, yay 🥴
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEW: Flock is offering employees "generous" buyouts as communities across the US push back against the surveillance camera network, @wired.com has learned. @peard33.bsky.social and @dmehro.bsky.social with the scoop: www.wired.com/story/flock-...
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Flock Offers Employees Buyouts as Customers Flee
As dozens of cities end contracts for its controversial license plate readers, Flock is rolling out a voluntary severance program, WIRED has learned.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You just know he was absolutely thinking of this in terms of *himself* being "repressed" by the journalists.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"THE TECHNOLOGY HAS SOME VERY VALUABLE APPLICATIONS," he shouted over the whirr of the orphan grinder.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sounds like sabotage
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Meanwhile, the embarrassment in chief is buying votes for $5k/ea
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just order a new one, duh! 🤷‍♂️ ....what do you mean they don't make them anymore???
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Weird choice to have the hand-jets supported solely by the users arms. Seems like the perfect application for exoskeleton tech. Imagine having to aim a rifle after you just held a bodyweight dip for a ~minute.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They seem to have leaned *hard* into the "video game quest" aesthetic... and absolutely nothing else.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Other labels are pointing to the wrong building entirely. Sometimes things don't even come up when searching. This is a shockingly bad experience for a new user. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just tried MapQuest. Apparently their mapping in my area is absurdly incomplete. Stores that have been there for *decades* don't have labels on the map. Even searching for "groceries" is pretty hit or miss. I'd love to use another mapping provider, but... they gotta deliver on the mapping!
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Key difference: They aren't asking for money.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Onion's pivot to hard news has been a little concerning.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We don't claim him
Hung Cao, born 1971
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Skinny cargo pants with combat boots? Menswear guy would have a field day.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Emperor Palpatine: Your Hate Has Made You Powerful
Alt: Emperor Palpatine: Good! Your Hate Has Made You Powerful
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mine was just like: "Hey, I can't give this out without a documented reason. Can you just check one of these boxes real quick?"
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm just gonna quiet quit
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Aladeen
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We say it a lot but we truly live in the stupidest fucking time.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just as god* intended.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Biblically accurate legal pathway.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That's no moon...
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Young Man Says Po-ta-toes
Alt: Samwise Gamgee says: "Po-ta-toes"
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My vocabulary has expanded against my will. 🤢
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's a good start bsky.app/profile/toob...
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pretend you're a 15th century goldsmith and try reading it again.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Businesses need to ban these from their premises.
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen
Alt: Mega anime face palm
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He said the thing
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Say The Line, Bart! Classic Simpsons Moment
Alt: Say The Line, Bart!
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DL @drewblagrim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No, that'll come two weeks later.
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