Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Adobe wants to give me an AI summary of a long document... it's sheet music 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Finally finally got these things out for a maiden voyage 020
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I saw King Lear a couple of weeks ago and I cannot stop thinking about the insult "an eater of broken meats" 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I either saw three separate cybertrucks today or there's one that's stalking me and I don't like either of those options. 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm reading Prospero next week, there are worse places to practice! 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My MIL believes I don't actually have a job and that I just pretend go to work 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Lost a coworker to suicide yesterday. Having a lot of feelings about it. 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I cannot express the level of indignity I feel when I have to ask for directions to the "Safeway Breast Center" to get my mammogram. 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Using this picture right at the top is strait up shade from the NYT www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...nytimes.comRoss Douthat Joins ‘60 Minutes’ as a CorrespondentMr. Douthat, an opinion columnist at The New York Times, will join the CBS News program, along with several other journalists. 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I am a Lady of class and sophistication who has no need to scream "I told you so you dumb shit mother fuckers" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-... 010
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yesterday I spent 11+ hours in the car with my MAGA inlaws and we listened to The Beatles the entire time. AMA 100
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Fox "news" is always on at the in-laws, which is how I learned that *socialist Democrats* are going to weaken checks and balances in the American government. TIL, etc... 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Just heard a USGS representative repeatedly use "effervescent" when he clearly meant "ephemeral" and I'll be laughing about that for a while 210
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I love my coworkers but sometimes they want to talk about work when we're at work and I just want to listen to the Beastie Boys and stare out the window. 020
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If you've ever thought "hey, driving in LA is pretty good, would it be better with more people and 90% fewer stoplights?" Mexico City is waiting for you. 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I'm too old to be awake at 3AM and way too old to be awake at 3AM in an Uber listening to Weezer 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 22/04/2026My parents are going to be in town tomorrow, I asked my mom where they want to go to dinner and she said "Chinese, not too loud, no dumplings" no dumplings nodumplings NO DUMPLINGS honestly how do I share DNA with these people 100
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sorry you got chosen by me, little green friends. I can offer you only drip irrigation and neglect. Now get growing. 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 29/03/2026This fellowship I'm applying for requires me to record videos of myself talking about stuff. Watching back these videos is absolute hell. Once again, thanks to everyone for being my friend despite the fact that my face looks dumb and I have the most annoying voice in the world. 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Justin and I have been together for 21 years! Our relationship is old enough to drink, if it weren't an incorporeal idea. We drank instead. 120
Reposted by Erin Cooper Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/03/2026💚 Burnside Bridge Portland, Oregon 6893181688
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I'm in grant application hell and I forgot how much I hate it here 030
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Hey guys, I'm starting to think this might be the Bad Placeusatoday.comBuffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martiniBuffalo Wild Wings' new Espresso Proteini is infused with Buffalo Dry Jump and jampacked with 10 grams of protein. 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I'm just walking around, living my cover story of being a normal human. Then I attempt do do yoga and I am revealed to be a mutant with short little t-rex arms. Doing yoga does fill me with gratitude- that at least I can still feed myself with these tiny appendages. 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Anyone out there play Metazoa? I just want to brag that I got Tasmanian Devil in 5 guesses 100
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I'm a scientist so sometimes I do things like have a Vietnamese iced coffee at 3PM "as a pilot study" xkcd.com/242/xkcd.comThe Difference 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Just asked the feds to send me a document that's allegedly "publicly available" yet nobody can find it 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I can't wait for the release of "Nuremberg 2: Judge ICE Boogaloo" 010
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 24/01/2026If you're sitting outside at a cafe, and a crazy person comes stomping down the sidewalk, screaming nonsense at the top of their lungs, and starts ripping off their clothes, they would "win brunch" by this definition 010
Reposted by Erin Cooper NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Democrats shouldn't try to close ICE detention facilities but instead focus on fostering a culture of abundance within those ICE detention facilities 251593194
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I'm attending a Army Corps of Engineers conference (online). The theme is Technical Innovation in the Columbia Basin. 100
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 22/01/2026NVIDIA CEO doesn't want PhDs and other "well respected people" to badmouth AI... so I have my marching orders 030
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sabe es mal cuando Portland esta en las noticias de Telemundotelemundo.comDos personas fueron heridas de bala por agentes federales en Portland, OregonLa oficina de la FBI en la ciudad de Oregon inicialmente atribuyó lo sucedido a oficiales de la Patrulla Fronteriza. DHS asegura que los heridos tenían supuestos vínculos al Tren de Aragua. 010
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 06/01/2026My low-key goal for 2025 was to not acquire more books until I had read the ones I own but hadn't read yet. That was 27 books. 100
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My favorite bookstore in Canada has a "wet adventure" section 010
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 24/12/2025So glad this beach read came in just in time for vacation! 010
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Traditional December activities in Oregon include hiking to waterfalls because the rain isn't wet enough 130
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Nobody knows how to snatch defeat from the claws of victory like the Democratic establishment 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Today I learned that George Clooney is gay. How did I learn this? Because the woman at the next table over told her companion that her cousin's best friend's mom is best friends with the mom of Clooney's male lover. 100
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2025My regular barista introduced me to a new employee as a "big shot biologist" and I'm a) charmed she thinks that's a thing b) doubly charmed she thinks that if it existed it's a title I'd qualify for 000
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Truly the privations of war have come to Portland. My coffee shop was out of cardamom buns and I had to settle for an herb and cheese popover. Pray for us. 120
Reposted by Erin Cooper The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands 12955254
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I got invited to join a group of angry women who schedule time to go stand on Portland's best bridge for a screaming session and then go to a place called The Rage Room where I guess they break stuff? And then they go get drinks 110
Erin Cooper @drerin-e-c.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Today I guilted my therapist into taking a bag of quince. Is this what progress feels like? 000
Reposted by Erin Cooper Briar in Blue @auroraworeblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2025You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia 119125842873
