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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every two minutes is Monday
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ronaldo kinda cheated on us
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🎃 Spooky Brownskin 🎃 @charliebrownskin.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
You can turn it off?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just realised Ive never turn the iron off.….. I just unplug it
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just realised Ive never turn the iron off.….. I just unplug it
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How many more years of this shit we gotta take
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They separated the babies with both parents present and the "single" moms babies during Baptism. I stood up and said this is ungodly, and walked out.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Church people after hearing one relationship update: We just gonna pray on it.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
What are you excited for this weekend??
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This man ate the Judge role #lincolnlawyer
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natali nicole @natalinicole.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My whole life is on dark mode. If it’s available, it’s on
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Blessings and guidance for this new day
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Damn Serena went from a stallion to a pony
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My name is APNS and bitch dependence is no laughing matter
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Look all I’m saying is that there no Jordan without Pippen
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
2025 photo dump, anyone?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This is the fastest Christmas ever. I ain’t heard Mariah Carey’s famous “all I want for Christmas” yet.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
2025 is almost behind us What are you most grateful about?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Yall remember when we all first get there? 😃
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Man to man: When your brother teaches you how to fish, don't fish in his pond
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Blessings and guidance for the week ahead
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Some seasons are for roots not fruit
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What y’all excited for this weekend?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’ve started lecturing part time.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Mirror selfie?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happy Saturday!
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
#MondayMotivation You don’t know everything and you’re not always right.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off
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Juneteenth Edition NaClKnight @naclknight.blacksky.app · 28/09/2025
It reallly is that simple
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A-Wax @p1z4t.blacksky.app · 28/09/2025
- A prophecy
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I like money and dislike not having money
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Soundz Of Blackness @soundzofblackness.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together.
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Skeet The Rainbow ♊ 5/26 @loveeternal.blacksky.app · 20/09/2025
Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional.
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What y’all excited for this weekend?
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Okay I’m ready for the remainder of this year
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Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
😂😂 A legend came home at 3 a.m., and his wife was furious. He said, I was supposed to be home by 8, but a debate broke out, who’s got the most beautiful wife. I couldn’t come home until I won.
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A-Wax @p1z4t.blacksky.app · 06/08/2025
Mannnn
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