Reposted by Cort🎃 Spooky Brownskin 🎃 @charliebrownskin.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026You can turn it off? 002
Reposted by CortCort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just realised Ive never turn the iron off.….. I just unplug it 011
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just realised Ive never turn the iron off.….. I just unplug it 011
Reposted by CortYour_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/04/2026They separated the babies with both parents present and the "single" moms babies during Baptism. I stood up and said this is ungodly, and walked out. 061
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray. 042
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Church people after hearing one relationship update: We just gonna pray on it. 010
Reposted by Cortnatali nicole @natalinicole.bsky.social · 12/02/2026My whole life is on dark mode. If it’s available, it’s on 121
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 03/02/2026My name is APNS and bitch dependence is no laughing matter 000
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Look all I’m saying is that there no Jordan without Pippen 010
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 29/12/2025This is the fastest Christmas ever. I ain’t heard Mariah Carey’s famous “all I want for Christmas” yet. 111
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 23/12/20252025 is almost behind us What are you most grateful about? 010
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Man to man: When your brother teaches you how to fish, don't fish in his pond 010
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 23/10/2025You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss? 062
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone 020
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998 111
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time. 010
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 01/10/2025When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you. 021
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them. 011
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 29/09/2025#MondayMotivation You don’t know everything and you’re not always right. 021
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/09/2025As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off 000
Reposted by CortJuneteenth Edition NaClKnight @naclknight.blacksky.app · 28/09/2025It reallly is that simple 011
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist. 011
Reposted by CortSoundz Of Blackness @soundzofblackness.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together. 072
Reposted by CortSkeet The Rainbow ♊ 5/26 @loveeternal.blacksky.app · 20/09/2025Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional. 111
Cort @dredredredre.bsky.social · 13/08/2025😂😂 A legend came home at 3 a.m., and his wife was furious. He said, I was supposed to be home by 8, but a debate broke out, who’s got the most beautiful wife. I couldn’t come home until I won. 010