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Your_Detroit_Auntie

@dee-hunny.bsky.social
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Black GenX woman Been wondering wtf is going on with the world since 1984 Weird Chick since 1992 Gardening, anime, cooking & cleaning, raising future leaders, thinkers, innovators

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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 14h
A time was had, so says the Queen
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The biggest problem in real estate right now besides the prices is data centers. Can you imagine going through the hell of buying a house only for a data center to pop up nearby? You cant sell it even if you wanted to move. The house is basically worthless. Loud noise, air pollution, security lights
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michigan removed the names of 20,000 convicted sexual predators from the sex offender registry. Larry Nassar was one of em.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to get coffee and there were 3 cop cars in the Tim Hortons parking lot. Running. I asked them about it and they said they can't turn their cars off because it cuts the computer system off and they have to wait for it to reboot every time they turn it back on. In THIS economy?!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our relationship has reached a critical point where we're seriously discussing and making personal emergency preparations. Tonight we discussed the different types of emergencies and then made lists for the basics. Solar powered generator, non perishables & water filtration. This is wild
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just ordered my royal attire for Ren Faire this weekend. I went all out, purple and gold long flowing dress and a crown. Giant turkey legs & honey Meade here I come
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This boy loves water! He loves his bedtime baths and so do I. Especially after a long day of zoomies & knocking stuff over. His coat is so gorgeous
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blackeyed peas & rice, used my homegrown string beans, garlic, bell pepper, dill, chives and oregano. Fried chicken breast tenders & Kool aid. The kitchen whooped my ass today but it was worth it.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My daughter started online school and the one thing that's stands out to me is how I cant act as if I'm trying to get her to learn. I have to model the behavior of learning in order to get her to fall in line. So Im shushing her, taking notes, being a total nerd. Not a mom. #autismlife
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't get farmed for your knowledge and experience. These jobs don't need a 3rd interview they need solutions. You're a free consultant.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you want the house to smell good but you don't want hormone disruption in your system. When you want the house to smell wealthy, get you some natural resins
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Writing my great grandkids a letter today explaining why more people didn't stand up and demand better from elected officials. Why we stood by while kids were bombed with our money, why we didn't act when we had the chance to impeach this entire administration.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine finding your dream home in a dreamy neighborhood, going through the long & harsh ritual of buying from a realtor and 6 months to 2 years down the line a data center is built nearby.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hot pink is a year round color idc what nobody says. Spring- pink & white Summer -pink on pink on pink! Maybe some yellow, or purple with it Fall- every hue of pink with browns, tan, green, even some orange if coded just right Winter- pink & black (I hated pink until I had my 3rd girl)
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im the kinda person that takes joy in noticing the suns pattern changes during season changes. I know exactly how the light will hit in the house.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many poor people dont want more taxes for corporations and the rich because they have this pipe dream that they too will become rich, and dont wanna pay extra taxes.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Full Moon because the 1st time I heard it I was living it, in the club. It was one of those nights!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My sister came by yesterday with a pizza and some crazy bread. We paying much more for much less. Crazy bread used to be at least 8 inches long and would be at least 8 pieces for $1.99.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The problem I have with cremation is that the funeral home could hand you ashes from anything and say it's your loved one. They're ashes. How would you know?
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear state, federal and local authorities. Now is NOT the time to be renaming stadiums and other historical places. We dont give a fuk what yall call it! What made that a priority?! We still gone call it whatever it's original name is. Gtfoh with that bullsht. Open some homeless shelters or sumn.
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KD @kadeeja.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
I work on data center power infrastructure so that’s been the way I’ve been sharing how problematic this stuff is. Yall. The stuff I just learned about the AI itself. Please stop. PLEASE.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The general public already knows the dollar store employees couldn't care less about people stealing. They dont get paid enough. I'm seeing more packages of essentials opened on the shelves, missing some product. People who were never thieves are stealing to survive. And so it begins....
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It should be illegal for a city council or mayor to give corporations 20 year tax breaks for operating in their city. The tax breaks should only be allowed as long as the entire elected council's position does. If they're only in office for 4 years then that's the extent of the tax break
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They made an entire movie about some dude getting eaten whole by a whale and surviving the whales innards until he slides out the whales butthole and I......
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Boy Making a Funny Confused Face
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My handsome bringing me back goodies from his trip to Italy, and I still want him to quarantine for 3 days before he comes over. I dont need the Italian flu I got enough going on right now
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Taran Killam & Sarah Silverman: Lie Down SNL Sketch
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only executive order we need is one that puts a 1 year statute of limitations on blaming the last president for the fuckery America goes through
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dang it's Caturday again already? Time is speeding up I think. Throwback of baby Zeus and his brother Anakin to brighten your day
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dont get mad at me when I remind you that rent, taxes, stocks, fees, utility bills are all part of a MADE UP concept that has gone too far. It doesnt really cost us anything but hard work to live on this spinning rock. Tending to a garden, animals and your family & community is all it really costs.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight I pat the chicken dry and coated it with butter instead of olive oil before seasoning. It's an old trick to make the skin crispy when baking them. Omg I forgot how good this is! Im glad I splurged on some butta!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ain't no bootstrap to pull cause.....aint no boots. Just bare feets. Keep in mind, there are food banks but they dont have these essential items to give. Donate this kinda stuff when you can. Or gift cards. These prices are insane
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This land ain't your land This land ain't my land This lands been stolen Every lake every island....... Sing along with me children
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even keeping the house and your body clean is expensive as hell now. Buying the same items from the dollar store is an almost $80 trip where it used to be maybe $40. I cringe walking the aisles of my fave store to get personal hygiene products. This ain't feasible nor sustainable
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Homestead Act is the reason for the class war that shapes this nation. If you're a white person reading this post and never heard of it I suggest you read up on YOUR history before you go on another rant about "welfare queens" or say sum dumb shit like "get a job" again.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gather round children, let auntie tell you about a time in ancient history when Microsoft Word was free. It was standard on all home PCs and laptops and there was no subscription. But now wtf?!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only reason I was born in the North is because my paternal grandmother could read at age 5. In Tennessee, 1925 a man took his daughter to the market. She read the newspaper headline out loud, unaware of the hate that simple thing would bring. The shopkeeper heard her and passed the word...
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate microwaves and I love oven safe plates What generation am I?
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Caturday! Cleaning day for me and I guess bedroom will be last. Cant interrupt his nappy time
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being pregnant was the only time I felt comfortable eating what I wanted, how much I wanted while in public. Now it's the pause. It was the only time in my life I didn't have to hear "where you gone put all that food lil lady?" It doesnt matter your size somebody gone always have something to say.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Im gonna be the kinda grandma that will stop you mid sentence & tell you to go in there and wash ya ass if I smell you. Cause you not gone be stankin like that on my watch, not up in here
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He’s A Rickkkk House @rickykavin1213.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Every educator I know is exhausted this week and it was a short ass week lmao
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I made 2 weeks worth of banana waffles for $3.69. I already had eggs & oil. I mixed up some flour & baking powder and bought 2 bunches of bananas. A box of frozen waffles, the cheapest with 8 in the box is $3.99. Ive got 32 waffles out of this.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear British Museum, You shouldn't exist. Give everyone their shit back.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If it wasn't for all the school shootings, you wouldn't believe America has any schools. Yes I stole this quote. From a comment section where people actually believe this $5k scam
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Nobody wants to work, everyone is lazy" Says the people who get rich off your physical labor. Employment in America has always been corporate slavery.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Harvesting some dill seeds from the dill I grew from seed, is a euphoria type thing for me
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What exactly are yall celebrating? Unionized labor is under attack, minimum wage and the cost of living are long divorced and the taxes you paid from laboring are being used to kill people. Over 70 TRILLION has trickled up to the 1% from the rest of us since 1975
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Patiently Waiting for You to Wake Up
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Huh? What kinda Tauruses yall got? Im a double Taurus, sun and moon placements & Virgo rising. The most affectionate of all the signs! Double Venus type ish. I'm a kumbaya, let's all love one another, can't we all just get along kinda Taurus
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The housing market in Michigan is being promoted as a buyers dream. But it's a buyers hellscape. You spend time and big money to buy a house and next thing you know an AI DATA center is built right near you. The noise 24/7 and the pollution makes that house basically unwanted, you cant sell it.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(The Backyardigans theme song music) He's gone run & he's gone rip He gone tear up all my shit Running thru the house! Little Asshole! (Happy Caturday) blep
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