Sign in

dreadpiratedave.bsky.social

@dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
134 followers 57 following 365 posts

“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.” ~Thomas Jefferson

PostsRepliesMedia
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 11h
And for an explanation of what that "service" might be, we go live now to Stormy Daniels.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 11h
Sorry, Monica, you're "not his type."
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 11h
“Just say thank you” Vance to Zelensky 02/28/2025 “...Democrats disagree with our policies,” Vance said. "What bothers me is that they don’t show gratitude for the United States." 06/18/26 "... advice to Joy Reid is that you'd be a much happier person if you showed a little gratitude." Oct 2025
140
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 12h
I'm a "janitor" but I can't say I'm a "custodian."
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 12h
Another Hatch Act violator.
010
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 12h
He saw this on Trump TV. It stars him, is written by him, directed by him, produced by him, and only broadcasts inside his head. So far it's won 317 Emmys. In his head.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 12h
As I was saying... youtube.com/shorts/RBsBZ...
youtube.com
Rep. Andy Harris lashes out at reporters after debate
YouTube video by The Baltimore Banner
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You know, like Kristallnacht. No big deal.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Only the best people...
010
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
010
Reposted by @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 14/10/2026
NEW: Inflation data came in and Donald Trump’s failed economic agenda has raised prices for Americans by 5.9%. That means families are paying $3,772 more thanks to inflation under Trump.
10524371058
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks, John.
110
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Serpentine, Shel!"
020
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watching the Harris Schwartz debate for MD 1st dist. Could Andy Harris be more of a condescending prick? Not only does he talk down to Dan Schwartz but also to the audience and the hosts. He worships Trumplethinskin and talks like him too.
100
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lt Aldo Raine- "We don't like that. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. And that don't sit well with us. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off."
000
Reposted by @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Warren: "This has been their argument every time -- they cut taxes and say, 'Ultimately it's really going to pay off for you.' What's happened every time? The academics study it very carefully and say, 'What really happened is the richest people got richer and everybody else got left behind.'"
24092532997
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, dear. Whatever shall they do without the forgiveness of Desus?
050
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every parent has the ultimate solution for protecting their kids from what they find objectionable on TV. It's called an "On/Off" button.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I need to be alive to spend the money I stole from Medicare."
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welcome home, darling!
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do I suspect these guys are going to be involved?
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best quote ever about Trump. "It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face." Anthony Citrano Sep 7, 2020
010
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
011
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who knew Bill Burr could act? I'll watch just to see him do more of this.
020
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I AM THE CODE. Thank you for your attention to this natter. - Donald J. (Mr Smith) Trump
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SENATORS, CONGRESSPEOPLE, WHITE HOUSE STAFF When the history books are written, do you want to be a Haldeman/Erlichman/Mitchell character in the narrative or do you want to be a John Dean? SPEAK UP NOW!
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And an electrified fence! So they have to choose shark or electricity. SHARK OR ELECTRICITY!?
010
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You think his family would intervene and get him the help he so obviously needs. But having Donald as a father, husband, or grandfather, I get why they don't.
000
Reposted by @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m a national security expert. I handle clearance matters every day. Not a single one of the quoted “experts” do clearance work as far as I can tell. They all appear to political operatives at think tanks. None cite information that would be viewed as disqualifying (or even reportable!).
1615644
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To snipe whom exactly?
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But did he do the dance? That's what brings it all together.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would call it reminiscent. "I pledge eternal allegiance to Adolf Hitler. I pledge unconditional obedience to him and the Fuhrers appointed by him"
000
Reposted by @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.
4347401000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donnie and the Magalettes 🎵Oh, yes, wait a minute Mr Postman, Oh, yeah (if there's a ballot in your bag for me) Please, please, Mr. Postman (why's it takin' such a long time) Oh, yeah (for me to hear about that vote of mine?)🎶
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How would one go about purchasing a hot tamale truck? Asking for an amigo.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
HAVE YOU SEEN ME? #milkcartonmitch
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm kinda old but I'm sure we used to educate girls on how not to become pregnant from 15-19.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe he could focus on doing America's work. It is, after all, his job.
000
Reposted by @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pete Hegseth is using OUR OWN TAX DOLLARS to pay conservative social media influencers with large followings to go online and troll all of us to help the Republican Party with their PR nightmares. I 👏🏻HAVE 👏🏻BEEN 👏🏻SHOUTING 👏🏻ABOUT 👏🏻THIS 👏🏻FOREVER. wapo.st/4x0p3pf
wapo.st
Pentagon secretly installs military influencers in civilian roles
Conservative veterans with large social media followings have been hired by the Defense Department and are amplifying Pete Hegseth’s culture-war fights.
25776398
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gee, maybe we should just lobotomize people and hide them away and lie about what happened to them like his Aunt Rosemary. Or let them take a car ride with whoever is this generations Uncle Ted. Brain-worm Bob needs to STFU & go back to collecting roadkill. He's a disgrace.
000
Reposted by @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know something has gone terribly wrong when 94% of teachers have to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies while the average Wall Street employee got a bonus of $246,900 in 2025. Hello?
398132433977
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Next he'll wanna change the name of the Atlantic Ocean to Lake Trump. "The biggest lake anybody's ever seen! Everyone knows it! They say, sir, it's the most beautiful lake I've ever seen. Big tough guys with tears in their eyes." (accordion hands)
020
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For context.. One million seconds is about 11.5 days, one billion seconds is about 31.7 years, and one trillion seconds is about 31,700 years. So, $40 trillion in seconds is 1,268,000 years. And here I am worried about paying this month's electric bill. Silly me.
011
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The most obvious "major deviation and anomaly" is that anybody at all voted for this dimwit.
040
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And yet the Strait of Hormuz is still closed. 🤔
020
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
READ THIS IF YOU CARE ABOUT OUR FREEDOM.
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Perhaps they should be greeted by the Danish Military.
110
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Next up on Donnie's "Redecorate America" list- Lady MarALago. "Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,I lift my lamp beside the golden door, where ICE is waiting to deport you!"
000
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Cassidy got emotional announcing his affirmative vote for Todd Blanche. The emotion was caused by his soul leaving his body permanently.
010
dreadpiratedave.bsky.social @dreadpiratedave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My reaction to anything Peter Navarro says, "Bwahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahaha!"
010