dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 36mi feel like we need to hear from the law professors who insisted it was totally real and what judges did. they spent literal decades teaching that! i bet some of them still do! 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 1hmy fave is the one where she elbows someone and then keeps swinging her elbow in an attempt to show it is not a foul 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 2hwhy are people talking about digger? like ten people remember that band 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 19hi don’t think eminem is dumb enough to write the line “make a creatine” 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22hif you live in the suburban or rural midwest and drink, i will bet my left testicle that you have committed dui 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22hon tony romo, i always find it interesting how some of the most vocal people against dui are the same people i have watched drive home drunk from happy hours people have no understanding of their bac 100
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hey whatever happened to that lady who crashed out about miami vice 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 02/10/2026again, why does everyone afford this guy pseudoanonymity? media covering this guy should be using his government name 030
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“despite both having postgraduate education” turns out to be phrased that way because one of them doesn’t actually have a graduate degree 011
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026omg you have to read their bios theneedlenews.com/the-team theneedlenews.comAbout the TeamLearn more about The Needle's regular reporting team. 020
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026have you ever been so mad about not getting a job that you write a meandering hit piece based entirely on when smart quotes appear and speculating the source of a deadname was AI? lol 260
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026who has the probable cause statement? i need to know who the artists were lol 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not only was it clear at the time, they have repeatedly said it over the past year or two 010
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i’m very over people posting rnc photos with “what did they think mass deportations meant” we know exactly what they thought it meant! what they thought it meant doesn’t comport with reality, but it is very clear what they thought it meant 120
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bear 399 is the GOAT grizzly, sorry alaska 001
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yes i am aware i combined the names of two characters to make this joke 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i like these folks on reddit discovering that “independent audits” are garbage and not at all independent 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what an ableist post. this is so people with dementia can’t lose their keys! 010
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why is everyone straight up jerking it? what about gay sideways jerking it? 010
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026couples where the man always drives and will not even allow the woman to drive when they are together are so weird. i don’t mean ones where the man usually drives. i mean the ones where it’s literally every time 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the worlds largest truck stop >>> buc-ee’s 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s time to move on from yud and switch to bullying scott 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he is terrified of the general public tying him to his posts! he deleted his whole blog because he thought nyt was going to publish his real name 100
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why won’t any of these rationalist exposes ever call scott siskind by his government name? we know he is very worried about it. why let him play pretend? why note his influence without his name? 100
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my dog just used a slur. @kenjennings.bsky.social what do i do? 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when *everything* they post is a perfect caricature, that’s a pretty big hint 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how are we on day 4 or 5 of posting this secular hijab person as if it is a real account? it blatantly is a troll 100
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don’t follow baseball but it seems like the cleveland team is going to make the playoffs and lose their first series by scoring 0 runs for the third year in a row. nice 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026put in a leaky box and given bad instructions is the story of my birth 010
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh great zohran is doing the alt nps number bullshit 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’m showing up with a 200mg thc energy drink and some absurd buzz ball flavor. get over it 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’ve seen far too many of these wtf i need to get out more 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why do ppl say “like watching a car crash”? how many ppl have seen a car crash? instead, say “like watching a plane crash into the world trade center” because everyone did that 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the new taylor lorenz songs are trash. that choosing texas song is 1000x better lol 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they’re also a thing you can stick your dick in 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026turn your back on the family. move to cleveland. work for progressive 010
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i finally listened to it and choosing texas is actually a pretty decent song. i can see why it has staying power 000
Reposted by dave’s killer dreaddave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 12/09/2026how is macklemore legal in germany lmao 101
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026so many comments say “this can’t be real” but none of them stopped to check if it was, in fact, real 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026lol reddit figured out these were fake posts *5 days ago* 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this doesn’t appear to be true based on the prices of recently sold boxes on ebay tho? 200
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hi, this week on house hunters, we have a lesbian couple. one of them is in clown school and the other owns a lesbian bar. they’re looking for a weekend home in vermont with a budget of $1,200,000 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’m at the hardee’s i’m at the kaaba i’m at the combination hardee’s kaaba 000
dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026go ask anyone at WHD what they think of the Doordash settlement. you’re going to get a very different answer than is implied here 000