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L.D. Tudge

@dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk
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Humourist/storyteller—not necessarily both at the same time, or either at any time. Writer-ghostwriter-consultant I've lent my pen to Steve Martin, National Lampoon, Ripley's Believe It or Not!, and untold more. www.dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk

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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 29/09/2026
​A sudden #reprieve from Canterbury’s shadow— the old bishop died. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #booksky #blueskypoetry #books
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Not slaking pit, nor priggish #purifying fire, can scour this damned spot. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Feed a fever, starve a cold; #nurture an ague from malarial marsh mould. #vss365 #poem #micropoem #poetry #poetrycommunity #writing #vsspoem #dpp #prose #emoetry #poets #verse
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Grieving over gold, old Silas stayed weaving flax to #nurture a child. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #booksky #blueskypoetry #books #literature
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Sorrowed souls stumble into Baba Yaga's den, #nurturing her spite. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #blueskypoetry #fairytales #stories
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Youth, as I #reckon, curt recalls, gaps, spent seconds. Curt? I don't recall. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #blueskypoetry
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 25/09/2026
A few, perhaps only one or two, hostile guests were wrecking a hostel room at the Reckon Inn—a collegiate wrecking, one assumes, though the Bursar might prefer to enter it as unfair wear and tear. One, and maybe more, expects, I #reckon, there to be at least one reckoning, possibly two. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 24/09/2026
The beauty pageant entrants vowed to end #hunger for all but themselves. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #blueskypoetry
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Hungry, hungry hippos. Are these hippos exceptionally hungry? Constantly hungering? Hippos with endless, insatiable #hunger? Perhaps they a unique species of hippo—the hungry hippo—and this particular group of hungry hippos are hungry, in the normal sense, craving grass and watermelons. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 22/09/2026
#Monitor lizards are as dangerous as their unmonitored kin. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #blueskypoetry
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 22/09/2026
A journey #embarked, in a canoe skinned with bark, and a quiet dog. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 21/09/2026
It was clearly dark, but don't bore me with #stormy— it was a light rain. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 21/09/2026
It was a dark and #stormy night—then it got darker. The storm? Stormier still. Truly, one of the darkest and stormiest nights I have dared describe on paper, and I've read Paul Clifford. In fact, I have a signed copy. It's signed "Owen Meredith", but therein lies the dark and stormy charm. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 21/09/2026
The South China seas were, to say the least, #stormy, which made for stiff tales. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #verse #poetrycommunity #booksky
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Sir John Barleycorn, buried 'neath dirt clods, scythed and flailed to make our ales. #vss365 #barley #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #verse #poetrycommunity
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Mind and flesh collide— flawed moral combatants joined in pointless #conflict. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #poets #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I care not—nor do I care—for face fillers and botoxifiers; a face is a face is a face, and that face has no place filling its face with face-puffing products. Now I'm no pomologist, but one can achieve the same result biting into a Bramley, an otherwise #marvellous puff-pastry apple. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
​A copy of Elwyn Brooks White’s "Charlotte’s Web", a #marvelous read, rests on a dusty shelf, draped in cobwebs. Alas, there are no words woven into their silk. #vss365 #poem #micropoem #poetry #poetrycommunity #writing #dpp #prose #emoetry #poets #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry #books #booksky
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I sign and represent myself with initials, partly to ward off hand cramps, and partly because my #marvelous publishers, editors, and clients remain stubbornly reluctant to accept a personal chop, stamp, or seal. #vss365 #writing #writers #prose #poetry #dpp @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
When broth needs a #boost, Introduce a splash of juice— sorry, I meant gin. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #poets #haikucommunity #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I wondered what Samuel Johnson had to say—and, perforce, to write—about the word #marvel in his original copy, or indeed any copy of the original "A Dictionary of the English Language", and was distinctly less than astonished with the result, and as a reult, feel my wonder decidely wane. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
​What man dresses poor words on deckle-edged sheets? The paper is no more the poem than the vatman is a poet. A crusted turd— garnished with buttered spuds and sprouts— is still a turd. #prose #emoetry #writing #poets #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Do not #envy us; the envious covet us— jealous, covetous. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #poets #haikucommunity #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 18/09/2026
A dark cave #explored, 'neath the chine, along the shore, Gunn's gold lies not there. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #booksky #blueskypoetry #books
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What realms remain for us to #explore? What lies beyond weathered oak doors? Pray, let those stubborn hinges swing; unhook the latch; let wonder in. Unless we look beyond—or within— the black dog lets himself in. We shan’t let intrusive thoughts rule: better to be foolish than to be fooled. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 17/09/2026
One #vss365 #prompt each day is #sustainable; two are unmanageable. Three words in a single day? #Unfathomable — unless one has ready access to a submersible, preferable one not operated with a wireless game controller.
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 17/09/2026
The school choir was then in its #infancy. Several years elapsed before it found its stride, coming together properly only once the children were of an age to sing. #vss365 #writing #prose #humour #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I had my orders, but these recruits were just #infants— barely out of their diapers. Sure, I had four decades in uniform, but was I old enough to lead them? I was barely back into diapers. #vss365 #infancy #scifi #sciencefiction #writing
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 17/09/2026
​At my birth, I skirled; through my #infancy I mewled; now, I mostly grumph. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The trend it was bucked, when the #deer (doh!) struck the truck, right between the lamps. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Those smug senior clerks, cocky inner #circle jerks who rubbed the wrong way. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Announcer announced: "The commencement will #commence: anon, hence, and once." #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 16/09/2026
A #frog and black cat atop a turtle's back sat— alas, that shell cracked. #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 15/09/2026
One can accept the inevitable approach of the #autumnal years, provided one is not beckoned to affirm when those years begin. #vss365 #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 15/09/2026
She made me humble; in the back seat we fumbled— #autumnal tumble. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 15/09/2026
​Proud August years pledge cold #autumnal quietude ere a hushed winter... #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Common earthworm, #chilled deep to its own boneless bones in frozen tundra. #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #poets #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 14/09/2026
The Count of #Sanguine was turned vampire as a teen, which made his life suck. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 14/09/2026
My first (and only) screw-down letterpress cost a pretty penny—far dearer than typical pennies. Little else could a (dreadfully) poor #writer do to guard their work from unscrupulous reviewers. I had considered a #chop, but an earnest editor warned it was a certified path to the slush pile. #vss365
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Grandiloquence is #esoteric foppery for clever people. #VSS365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 12/09/2026
#Eloquence is an actor's gift and a #writer’s trap—letting your nonsense sing, Eloquent speakers can take your most leaden #prose and make it dance right past the audience’s good sense and taste. #vss365 #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #dpp #emoetry #poets #poetrycommunity #blueskypoetry
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 12/09/2026
It paid well to be a performance consultant, ex tempore, tho not 'well' in the monetary sense. "All right, professor. You sat out there on an aisle seat on my nickel. Stop blowing smoke about the curtain call and tell me the truth: where did the middle of Act One die, and why was it Chico's fault?"
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 11/09/2026
#Naivety is an amateur pastime for the green and young— a parlour diversion to pass the idle years before gout, rust, and skepticism fully settle in. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Baskerville's dark hound, tracking Dartmoor's muddy #ground o'er freshly washed floors. #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #booksky #blueskypoetry #books
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 10/09/2026
O meddled #mélange— mixed, mingled, mishmash medley of miscellany. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #help #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 10/09/2026
"Help!" yelped the young whelp, whelping for help—swathed in kelp, washed in by the sea. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #help #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 09/09/2026
"Instinct is the nose of the mind, oft-clogged with gorgons—the boogers of thought; #intuition is knowing the proper moment to pick it." — Delphine de Girardin, with my liberties, L.D. Tudge #vss365 #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 09/09/2026
My full college costs were paid for #intuition, the price foreknowledge. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp #blueskypoetry
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 07/09/2026
​Never give an #inch when a barleycorn offers as much for a third. #vss365 #HaikuFeels #verse #DailyHaikuPrompt #Senryu #Haiku #HaikuSky #Poetry #MicroPoetry #writing #poem #prose #emoetry #inkmine #BlueskyPoets #dpp
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L.D. Tudge @dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk · 05/09/2026
When the afternoon’s connoitering turned out rather under-connoitered, we fetched our boots and connoitered it all again. But the fresh #reconnoitering was as poorly connoitered as the old connoitering had been, and frankly, we’d have been much better off having a nice biscuit instead. #vss365
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