Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 4hBecause I cherish the Constitution and deeply believe in democracy, I used to resist the idea of restricting voting to people of normal intelligence— but not anymore. Americans should have to pass the same exam immigrants do when applying for citizenship— and most clearly could not. 262
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 5hIf the only awful thing that Trump had ever done was to hire a fascist immigrant who’s in the U.S. illegally and give him a federal agency with the power to dismantle our government, that’d be reason enough not ever to elect another Republican. 182
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 6hMAGA: I’m really stoked to watch this live execution on the web. I haven’t actually seen anyone die since that time my neighbor asked me not to block his driveway with my car. Q: Wait— WHAT?!!! MAGA: Oh, did I say that out loud? My bad. 011
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 7h“If you were ever MAGA, you’ve always been a pathetic fucking loser.” There— I fixed it for you. 1151
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 8hWhen Donald Trump appeared at a Make-a-Wish medal ceremony, it instantly ruled out any possibility that the rest of us have had our wishes come true. 110
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 9hDemocrats have to cover their children’s ears when Trump is on TV to protect them from hearing the U.S. President cursing and demeaning women and disabled people. Q: Don’t MAGAts have to do that, as well? A: No— without vaccines, their kids won’t be around for long. 061
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 10hICE has been executing people on the street since America re-elected a fascist dictator who installed a Cabinet full of Nazis— the killings just haven’t been scheduled in advance & available to watch online before. Good work, America. Most of you should never have been allowed to vote. 232
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 11hThe Pentagon will livestream an execution-by-firing squad on Dec. 3rd. Q: Why has this never been done before? A: Because it’s a disgusting spectacle, befitting a primitive third-world dictatorship. Q: Why is America doing it? A: [see the answer above] apple.news/AZ_SndhJHQYK...apple.newsPentagon Says Fort Hood Shooter Execution Will Be Livestreamed — The Wall Street JournalHegseth says he wants to ensure ‘people are able to watch it;’ firing squad is planned 161
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The demented, lying fascist that MAGA has squatting in the Oval Office is promising $5K to voters if Republicans maintain control of both Houses. Q: Isn’t that bribery— buying people’s votes?!! A: Indeed. It’s unconstitutional, but the Republican Party is fine with corruption. 020
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Q: Why are things like this happening? Why are so many Americans suddenly afraid of the very vaccines that could keep them healthy? A: Because MAGA— where ignorance and stupidity reign supreme— has taken over the national consciousness. 055
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When you join MAGA, and get your welcome kit (a copy of Project 2025, a noose, and a how-to-build-a-gallows flyer), you’re also encouraged to learn a little German. Every loyal MAGAt should know how to say, “Ich bin ein Nazi-Bastard.” “I’m a Nazi bastard.” 161
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Texas carried out the first death sentence since TN mercilessly botched the Christa Pike execution. This time, before succumbing, the man appeared to suffer extreme brain damage. Q: How was that determined? A: He mentioned wanting to vote for Ken Paxton. 020
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The question posed was, “Does Susan Collins think Mainers are stupid?” Why, yes. Yes, she does. And so do I— along with any still-sentient voters left in America. 132
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Since news of the Cornell 7 story broke, I’ve been asking college males what they’d do if they found their friends gang-raping a woman. While a few gave the answer you’d hope for, the most common response was, “I’d get the hell out of there.” No rescue, no intervention— just silent complicity. 451
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Every anti-vax parent in America should be charged criminally with child neglect. Oh, sorry— that’s what a civilized country would do. I forgot that the U.S. no longer falls into that category. 140
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026MAGAts would do this even if it were their own children in the videos!!! 2124
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Okay, let’s be realistic. You can’t possibly expect any Republican leader to speak out against deranged nonsense while simultaneously fellating Trump— and that’s the only reason any of those three worthless political whores were ever appointed. 262
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cretinous MaIners are incapable of voting intelligently. They’ve re-elected Collins for 30 consecutive fucking years. 221
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today’s Republican Party: Elect us, and we’ll work together with Iran to nuke American cities. You’ll never get a promise like that from Democrats!!! Voters: Hells yeah!! 033
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The inbred cretins of Maine re-elected Susan Collins continually since 1996, despite her incompetence and mendacity. Her vote to confirm Kavanaugh allowed SCOTUS to reverse Roe v. Wade and to rob women of bodily autonomy. Republican women consistently vote against their own best interests. 264
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She doesn’t support trans athletes in sports, but is generally supportive of trans people, especially youths. Don’t subtweet disinformation on my posts. 210
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t care how many ICE agents are standing around when I vote, or what weapons they’re holding. No one is going to stop me from voting. I haven’t missed a major election since my 18th birthday, and I’m not gonna start now. Redneck cavemen can go fuck each other while I vote. 272
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey, American voters! Donald Trump suggested Iran target Los Angeles and San Diego for nuclear strikes. There was ZERO pushback today from elected Republicans. They’re apparently just fine with the idea. In 28 days, ALL Republicans need to be voted out of office. NO excuses. 121
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also Rep. Kiley: As an Independent, I don’t want to criticize a Republican President who clearly meant to say that nuclear power is good for California residents, just like it’s good for everyone— except maybe those still living near Chernobyl. 123
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just for the record, compared to Trump, Charles Manson was a sensitive and gentle empath. 051
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Darline Graham, the moronic hick Trump hopes will win her late brother Lindsey’s Senate seat, is up against Democrat Dr. Annie Andrews. Andrews isn’t transgender, but supports trans rights, so Trump calls her Annie Trannie. Q: Will Trump’s bigotry work in SC? A: You betcha. 3125
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump: It’s still two hours before dinner, and I could use a quick snack. Send a staffer out to get me four or five of them. 000
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Q: What’s the single biggest difference between MAGA and the Nazis in WWII Germany? A: Most MAGAts don’t speak German. In fact, they barely speak English. 2151
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Aide: Sir, you may have just torpedoed any chance of Canada becoming the 51st state. Trump: Was it something I said? Aide: Well, yes, of course— you just invited a hostile foreign power to nuke two American cities. Trump: And you mean, the Canadians won’t like that? 2178
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here’s the President of the U.S. suggesting that Iran could take out Los Angeles or San Diego— and the crowd of MAGA morons cheers. I realize that as a Dem or an Independent, you have no intention of bothering to vote on Nov. 3rd, but maybe you should get off your ass this time. 162
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Q: Why do things like insecticide and paint thinner have warning labels that say, “Not to be taken internally?” A: To protect Republicans, of course. 091
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What a shocker!! Psychopathy is prevalent in MAGA!! Were you fooled by Jan. 6th actions like crushing and beating police officers to death, or blinding people by stabbing them in the eye with a flagpole— into thinking MAGAts were kind, responsible members of civilized society?!! 173
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If James Talarico beats Ken Paxton (“If you ain’t corrupt, you ain’t no damned Texan”), I’d have to acknowledge that not everyone in the No Star state is mentally challenged— and after 30 years of empirical data proving that they’re all impaired, that’d be quite an adjustment. 2168
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Q: If Project 2025 was a blueprint for destroying America, why did 77M MAGAts vote for Trump?! A: Some didn’t believe he’d do it, many didn’t care if he did, and most didn’t know about Project 2025 at all because FOX News didn’t cover it. 4446157
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every word— every single word— out of Trump’s mouth is a lie. His statements are all weapons of crass destruction. 031
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At his best, in the 1980s, I’d estimate that Trump’s IQ was probably in the low to mid 80s, dropping into the 70s when he ran in 2016. Now, powerfully affected by dementia, he is profoundly impaired. 131
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At his best, in the 1980s, I’d estimate that Trump’s IQ was probably in the low to mid 80s, dropping into the 70s when he ran in 2016. Now, powerfully affected by dementia, he is profoundly impaired. 000
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Here’s a primer about IQ. An IQ of 100 is average— the 50th percentile. Two-thirds of people are between 85 and 115. 130 is the 98th percentile— the top 2%— and is where we label people as ‘gifted.’ Anything below 70 is now called ‘Extremely Low.’ You can guess Trump’s IQ. 5113
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Of course, the only people who haven’t figured out yet how stupid Trump truly is are the painfully-imbecilic, racist cretins who voted for him. 912443
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I caught that, too— although, tbh, it’s worse in there than you can imagine. 220
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The roaches tend to crawl into their ears at night while they’re sleeping, btw. It’s worse than what you see in the movies. 110
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was fresh out of graduate school, and was willing to take any psychology job. I did that for a few years, along with teaching at several colleges (simultaneously) until I got hired by a huge private practice. Several prisoners (there on murder charges) told me “I’d never leave that cell alive.” 030
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Years ago, when I used to go into the Miami jails to do sanity and competency evaluations of prisoners, I learned to keep my feet moving at all times to make it harder for the roaches to run over my shoes and up under the legs of my pants. Not a place for the faint of heart. 7154
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Republicans aren’t smart enough to have the slightest idea how to help improve people’s lives, and they’re dedicated to avoid doing so at any cost. But they’re absolutely correct in believing that voters will eagerly re-elect them even though they’re worthless, scumbag seditionists. 182
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This isn’t rocket science. Trump speaks like a crude, vulgar playground bully because 77M developmentally-arrested redneck imbeciles eat up every word and will do ANYTHING he tells them to do— as he proved on Jan. 6th. 182
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dr.: After your heart surgery, you’ll be in Intensive Care for up to 10 days, and then you can recover at home for the next 4-6 weeks. MAGAt: Wait!! If the school custodian can do sex change operations during a kid’s lunch period and send ‘em home an hour later, why will this take so long?!! 81254249
Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Q: What does it say about America that most Republicans will be re-elected 30 days from now? A: The nation is controlled by ignorant, imbecilic hicks, whose love of fascism, racism, and corruption will be the undoing of our democracy. Q: Is there any hope? A: A meteor strike. 0111