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@drcarroll.com
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🩺 Doctor and screenwriter. 🧠 I write what I’ve lived: trauma, tech, satire & human messiness. 🎬 Creator @ Animulus Forge ⚒️ | Open to rep & production collabs. Educational content only. Not medical advice. Views are my own.

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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 3h
The words you meant to use are "indict and impeach".
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 24/09/2026
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/09/2026
Amazing news! A Taste for Lunacy was just selected by Hollywood Horrorfest via FilmFreeway.com!
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 16/09/2026
Or better yet, buy physical media. Vinyl!
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 02/08/2026
The most insecure man that has ever existed.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 14/07/2026
Realize that a 20% fee trickles down to consumers. He's imposing yet another tax.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 11/07/2026
Amazing news! A Taste for Lunacy was just selected by Mesa International Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com!
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 25/06/2026
That took me too long. During Pride month. @nytimes.com #wordle Wordle 1831 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 24/06/2026
Arrested for what? RWB? Retired While Black?
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 22/06/2026
I have no doubt. A sentient bag of steer manure would make a better president.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 22/06/2026
Mullett.
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Boy with Mullet and Glasses
ALT: Boy with Mullet and Glasses
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 21/06/2026
For free on Discord! Get your Gen Z or Alpha kid to hook you up. @nytimes.com #wordle Wordle 1828 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 21/06/2026
You know they're going to start selling cups of the "Trump Reflecting Pool Algae" on his website. It'll be sold with an NFT, guaranteeing its authenticity. RFK Jr. will start drying it out, putting it into capsules, and encourage daily intake to "get your dose of political health" daily.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 21/06/2026
This is not what everyone means when they say "Drain the swamp." www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/u...
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Trump, Claiming Vandalism, Says Reflecting Pool Will Likely Need to Be Drained
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 21/06/2026
So he's draining the swamp?
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 20/06/2026
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Spaceballs: The Flamethrower Scene
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 20/06/2026
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What The Hell Is Wrong With You Eric Cartman
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 19/06/2026
Optimism is a fickle beast.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 19/06/2026
How ironic is it that the war with Iran has so overwhelmingly been a negative intervention that it may actually lead to regime change... here in the US.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 19/06/2026
Yeah, but consider the possibility that thousands of bot influencers in other not so nice countries are putting that out. And the cultists bow and pray to it.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 19/06/2026
Every single one of them declare their loyalty to Trump before they make their following statement. It's like a doctrine of supplication. They all do it. Cabinet meetings are like a Caligula orgy of sycophancy. Why can't they just say, this sucks, fix it?
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 19/06/2026
Agreed.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 19/06/2026
Sounds more like the two Step-Brothers are disagreeing about what was agreed to.
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Step Brothers: You Should Be Medicated Scene
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 18/06/2026
That was a spiky fart.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 18/06/2026
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Rodney Dangerfield: Tough Crowd
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
AI generated "without botox". Actually, she looks a lot better imho.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
Just call it "Eat The Rich".
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
We all die. How long do you think people like that could survive trapped together underground with no view with limited water and food? No medications. No Ozempic. No botox. Social media limited to just the tenants. It's not going to be long.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
He is the world's worst misogynist.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
Should be a McDonald's in the foreground, and a launching SpaceX rocket in the background.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
Like when you step off of an elevator in a hospital, and someone says, "What's THAT smell?"
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
Like when you step off of an elevator in a hospital, and someone says, "What's THAT smell?"
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
"But you know who's even stupider?"
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Donald Trump Makes Funny Faces
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 17/06/2026
Now a smart President would see this as an opportunity to harvest the algae and turn it into a fuel product. apple.news/A9DYqIE19QrK...
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Was hydrogen peroxide dumped into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? — USA TODAY
The water in Washington DC's Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has turned green, and National Park Service officials are turning to drastic measures.
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Byron @johnnyboyapril.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 16/06/2026
I have created another dashboard showing for-profit payers stock prices, profits, and premiums on consumers and employers, along with the denial rates for prior authorizations. countdown-to-nero.vercel.app/payers
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The Payers' Ledger — Countdown to Nero™
The Payers' Ledger: live share prices of for-profit US health insurers, set against rising premiums and rising denials.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 16/06/2026
Then what is their incentive to adhere to their side of the deal, if we have no obligation to adhere to our side?
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President Camacho's Three-Point Plan
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 16/06/2026
"Countdown to Nero" is a ticker website--our national debt, trade deficit, etc. AND net worth rising of Trump family and top 10 richest individuals, daily rise, and the dwindling of Social Security and Medicare. @wellborn.net @atrupar.com @markhamillofficial.bsky.social www.countdowntonero.com
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Countdown to Nero™ — While Rome Burns
Countdown to Nero: a live ledger of American debts, deficits, and dynastic fortunes — fiddling while Rome burns.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 16/06/2026
CINO
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 15/06/2026
Algae thrives with certain wavelengths of light. "Studies have shown that green algae grow better in blue and red light because..." So the reflection of blue light (absorption of other wavelengths by the paint) is likely helping that algae growth. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Effect of temperature and light on the growth of algae species: A review
Algae are fast growing biomass and can be converted to Biodiesel fuel. The demand of biodiesel is growing worldwide. Microalgae need a light:dark regi…
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 12/06/2026
And they freaked out about this well, dressed, man...
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 12/06/2026
They should sit him in a chair in front of this and make him watch. They should also make him hold a stack of $100 bills from his bank account and make him put them in a bucket every minute of the restoration of the sign to pay for staff time, equipment, safety, etc.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 12/06/2026
I wouldn't buy a Dell if the Pope told me to buy one.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 11/06/2026
A LOT of knowledge about Maine Lobster from a guy whose primarily life staple is Filet-O-Fish.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 11/06/2026
Hell of a shot. Damn.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 11/06/2026
Checked out, like Ronald Reagan checked out, or like snorting coke off a toilet seat checked out?
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 11/06/2026
The guy burning sage outside of MSG really DID get rid of the bad DJT juju.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 10/06/2026
Is there some secret code in that the first letter of each of your sentences there spell PORN?
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 10/06/2026
The element of surprise is no element at all.
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Dr C @drcarroll.com · 10/06/2026
If there is a violent lightning storm over the Capitol that evening, I'm going to a bar and ordering a round for everyone.
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