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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 15h

My friend, who is new and very into warhammer, pronouncing Adeptus Custodes as “Adoptis Custoides”

Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I could have any super power I think being able to identify any pill based on a patient’s description would be pretty helpful

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think my problem is that there’s too much AI

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Got dumped (she’s struggling with CRNA pre-reqs and made the right move for her career, sucks but I support her)

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These thoughts brought to you following an encounter with a patient that is understandably frustrated about their outpatient care.

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is not because we don’t want to diagnose you, it’s because we’re here to make sure you don’t die

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Many people believe that if they come to the ED we will diagnose their ongoing medical problems for which they do not currently have a diagnosis. Instead, we will tell you that you are not dying, we don’t know why you have your current symptoms, order a CT scan, & provide you outpatient follow up

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is ultimately meaningless, but commenting “AI slop” on every AI post does give me some minuscule sense of peace

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious intelligence

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As a nephrologist, are you allowed to do this?

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Adding me to an epic chat is an act of violence

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I can update you right now. I love them, they’re amazing, and I’d highly recommend them (MadeIn) if you want to splurge on cooking gear

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m very excited to use them

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think it’s important that every time you have the opportunity to call out AI slop you do it, because the people promoting it deserve swirlies and shame

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am cognitively non-functional after the shift I just finished

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You ever follow a recipe to the letter, try it, and realize that you fucking hate it?

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m very excited for them. I really like their sauciers

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

MadeIn this time got some casti iron from them. Cooking has been a thing for me for a very long time, and I’ve accumulated MadeIn and Sardel pots or pans throughout the years. I highly recommend both

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think everyone has a moment when they get their first attending paycheck where they buy something stupid. I want you all to know I bought sauté pans

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Did he pronounce it “pineal” or “pineal?”

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Does anyone actually know what a left shift is?

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You ever try to untie your shoes and they somehow get tied into a new and exciting knot

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bored ape nft but it’s the gorillas from evolution

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

You ever wonder who comes up with all this stuff?

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dolly Parton, Tim curry, and now Peter Cullen?

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Had to do a figure of 8 stitch, iykyk

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

She’s perfect and if anyone disagrees they should be given the worst wedgie ever

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

At what point during your first year out of residency do the nightmares about being sued and losing your license stop?

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Gonna think a lot about Pixel, the corgi, for the next several days

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Demon Copperhead and Space Bug are the only two books I’ve read over the past couple years I’d recommend to other people. I’ve read several others, but those are the only two I really wanted to keep reading

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Pixel is an angel who deserves the best

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Got to pet a corgi today, its name was Pixel

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The thing right now that bothers me the most about being an attending isn’t the medicine, it’s the fucking Epic EMR. It is so convoluted and unnecessarily complex

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Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026