Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is ultimately meaningless, but commenting “AI slop” on every AI post does give me some minuscule sense of peace 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am cognitively non-functional after the shift I just finished 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You ever follow a recipe to the letter, try it, and realize that you fucking hate it? 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think everyone has a moment when they get their first attending paycheck where they buy something stupid. I want you all to know I bought sauté pans 240
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You ever try to untie your shoes and they somehow get tied into a new and exciting knot 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 18/08/2026At what point during your first year out of residency do the nightmares about being sued and losing your license stop? 020
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Gonna think a lot about Pixel, the corgi, for the next several days 051
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Demon Copperhead and Space Bug are the only two books I’ve read over the past couple years I’d recommend to other people. I’ve read several others, but those are the only two I really wanted to keep reading 191
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The thing right now that bothers me the most about being an attending isn’t the medicine, it’s the fucking Epic EMR. It is so convoluted and unnecessarily complex 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Didn’t take long for me to finish a shift and thing “wow I’m a big dumb idiot fuckhead” 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Going from meditech to epic has been frankly overwhelming 140
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Don’t forget to comment “looks like shit” in as many ai slop posts as you can 000
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The only time I tell people a doctor is when I don’t want them to feel bad for me that I’m at a restaurant alone 020
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with some tweezers 100
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Yeah, I guess you could say I live life on the edge 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Anybody on this site remember when Irish river dancing was a thing? 120
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Once I’m like 6+ months into my attending job I want to get a corgi and name him/her Pesto 110
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Big, huge news everyone: found out I own a pair of prescription sunglasses. This is a huge game changer 120
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Criticisms of how Argentina played and how they acted during and after the World Cup final are completely correct and valid, unless it comes from the English 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hey how’s The Odyssey doing? Anybody know? I bet everyone’s mad Elliot Page played Achilles 000
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Weird Messi looked far to close in height as Trump 100
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Rodri, captain of Spain, is 6’3” and while I will account for camera angle, towered over Trump 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Nobody has wanted to put their mouth parts on Trump’s genital parts more than Gianni Infantino 000
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Trump dropping dead in the middle of the trophy presentation would be very funny 032
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching the World Cup final and what the actual fuck is going on with the half time show 120
Reposted by Dr. Cannolilastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies. 10872481016
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Made pasta alla gricia, but used Szechuan peppercorns, and I gotta say the final product was fucking incredible 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I watched season 2 of the live action avatar the last airbender series. Not bad, not great. Very much just an ok thing 000
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Went to dinner with friends and just realized my shirt is inside out. Nobody said anything to me. I feel betrayed 010
Dr. Cannoli @drcannoli.bsky.social · 09/06/2026We start life as a liquid but transition to solid form 000
