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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My favorite Shakespeare I’ve ever seen was this one where the guy was holding the skull and saying some bullshit but then he dropped the skull and it bit him on the dick and balls

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’m glad Walton Goggins became an actor, because he’d be a terrifying butler

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

John Fetterman freaks out every time he sees a windmill because he’s terrified that villagers with pitchforks and torches are gonna chase him inside and set it on fire

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Philosophical Frenchman voice: “Ze balls are ze heart of ze groin.”

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Piss vampires drain the piss directly from your balls with their piss vampire fangs

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

My archenemy Garrett from the HOA is once again making a big stink just because he’s jealous of how may Three Stooges mannequins I can fit on my porch

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I am 100% certain that hiring a very tiny man with a very tiny power washer to clean out the inside of my ears would fix me

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I’m at the Applebees in Petaluma and my episode of Americas Most Wanted came on the tv and everyone is cheering and buying me drinks

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charles entertainment manson @rexcoolguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Any word on the brave villagers who strung an anchor chain across his front door and lured him out of his house with a roasting ox

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Trying to get a hunting license specifically for those disgusting toilet paper bears.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Here he comes Here comes Paul Reiser He’s an actor who’s real

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Dating apps are terrible because sometimes you’ll be browsing and see someone that looks promising, but then there’s a picture of them with their partner who looks like he took third place at the racism championships

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The whole endeavor was scrapped due to Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day being a smash hit, and worries about brand confusion between productions.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The film culminated with America declaring war and the US Army invading Halloweentown, where the citizens fought back by scaring the soldiers and unleashing Oogie Boogie against the General in command of the attack.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

After the success of Nightmare Before Christmas, there were plans for a sequel “The Nightmare Before Independence Day” where Jack Skellington hijacks the Fourth of July.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

He called back and asked if there was another scary movie that’s my favorite and I told him I also like Night of the Demon (1957) and he yelled “Fuck!” and hung up

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Ghost Face called me on the phone and asked me what my favorite scary movie is and I said The Changeling and now he’s scouring antique shops for a turn of the century wooden wheelchair to kill me with

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Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I loved this so much that I added visual

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

“I’m on a juice cleanse.” I say before taking another drink from my gallon jug of blue Hawaiian Punch

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

My life has once again been ruined by the gang of roving theater kids who have started doing a production of “Come From Away” in the mail room of my building

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Giving the city of St. Louis a bad Yelp review because they wouldn’t let me go in the bottom half of the big circle

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

(SPOILERS) A Different Man ends with him getting the monkey surgery and become a British pop music sensation

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

It turns out that 9/11 was actually a gender reveal party, but they forgot to color the smoke.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I want the Sting sword from Lord of the Rings so that when it starts glowing I’ll know there are goblin short stacks nearby

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

There’s an old Christmas song called “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” that goes out of its way to make sure you know it’s NOT a sex thing, which only makes me more suspicious.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Any and all questions can be directed to my attorney, Howard Clownstein; Clown at Law.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

The guy whose job is to make sure that kids don’t climb inside the magical wardrobe and go on a grand adventure and live full lives, only to come back at exactly the time they left as children again: “Goddammit”

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

THERE IS NO FORCE ON EARTH THAT CAN KEEP ME FROM LISTENING TO MY BOOTY JAMS

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

My favorite part of Star Trek TOS is when Abraham Lincoln says “What a charming negress.” and Uhura goes “Get bent, you old turd.”

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

Declaring “I don’t believe in trains, and they have no power over me!” as the NJ Transit commuter train comes barreling down the tracks towards me, horns blaring

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

At a gender reveal party where they cut into the cake and thick green smoke poured out of it. I think that means they’re having a Joker.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

Explaining to the guy at the car parts store that I want to buy the engine part that gives a car a soul like Herbie the Love Bug so I can be friends with my Ford Taurus

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

Pulling a great prank on my stomach (taking a drink of a hot drink, then taking a drink of a cold drink)

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

The proper medical term is neither “crotch” nor “groin”, it’s “frontal underpants region”

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

I’m currently on the run from the FBI, CIA, NSA, and Chick-Fil-A after attempting to file a patent for self-lubricating robot buttholes

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Got another detention at the Jedi academy for calling Anakin “a major turd burglar”

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

Going to the Ben Franklin Museum today, where me and my hot cougar tinder date are gonna have sex in the bathroom. It’s what Ben Franklin would have wanted.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

A good life hack is to always carry some tin snips with you in case you get your head stuck in a mailbox. IMPORTANT NOTE: This will not work if it’s one of those big mailboxes shaped like a fish!

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

My new invention has been fully funded by taxpayer money because I said it’s a robot that cops can use to break up protests. What it actually does is launch bocce balls at extremely high velocity, targeting the nearest police officer’s groin.

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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 09/04/2024

My favorite confederate flag - the one Minnesota took from them in battle and refuses to give back to this day. In response to the 2000 resolution asking for it back, Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura stated "Why? I mean, we won" and that "We took it, that makes it our heritage".

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since. Although various groups in Virginia have requested that the flag be returned, beginning as early as 1960, Minnesota has repeatedly declined to return it, with Governor Jesse Ventura (serving 1999–2003) asking "Why? I mean, we won."

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/04/2024

tonights shower game: close my eyes and i am one thousand feet tall. the world government constructed a ufo that sprays plasma energy to clean the rocky surface of my body because i am the "giant that smells bad"

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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

every crew got one of each

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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 06/04/2024

The truest wife guy is still at it

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

I have been removed from the premises of the Nintendo theme park for incessantly asking about the Candy Kong meet and greet.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

Apparently teaching all the residents about how the snack machine on the third floor will sometimes give you two bags of chips is less important than showing them how to put in an IV.

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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

Me, to the other guys in the genetics lab at Jurassic World Theme Park: “Hey, maybe we SHOULDN’T put Jack the Ripper and Hitler’s DNA into this dinosaur?”

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/03/2024

In 1994, Alan Moore wrote a brief song about being Godzilla, and Arthur Adams illustrated it It's wonderful

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