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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 24/08/2026

I never update bsky but I did update my website. It's still not great but it's better www.drawmeanelephant.com Also I maybe wrote my own system to publish the thing. Also maybe wrote the rendering engine for it. Rabbits gonna rabbithole.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 17/07/2026

Dogfish Head typewrote me an elephant.

Elephant drawing and typewritten poem from April 8, 2019
by Nikolina Maleska
Song at Sunset' - Walt Whitman

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 21/11/2025

@jackschlossberg.bsky.social pretty sure this is just because she’s finally coming to her senses and wants to be with you.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 25/09/2025

Theaters will continue to bury their heads in the sand that it's not because it's more expensive to watch in theaters than own or subscribe to a whole month of streaming.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 25/09/2025

Well he only got the Road Rules position due to being in the Real World: Boston first so kind of unqualified for that too.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 25/09/2025

They ran it through a diverse focus group.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 09/06/2025

📸 Ad placement crime scene: Freshworks just "uncomplicated" the entire top 80% of Ars Technica. Feels less like an ad and more like a SaaS hostage situation. #Freshworks @arstechnica.com what happened to margins? To shame? #adshaming #uxsin #bannercrime #oldwebmourning #commanderTacoWouldNever

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

Temu rifles and vehicles from the 1950s. Maybe they can secure some old Yugo hatchbacks and really turn this thing around.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

That'll put some spring in your step!

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

I was trying to dig up images of when France was occupied to see what those Nazi collabs looked like. I feel like they have plenty of "That wasn't my proudest moment" moments that I'm blissfully ignorant of.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

I posted that then looked and saw you already did. Great minds think alike. I had people explain this building to me before smartphones and how terrible they are a company and it was just a fun wild romp.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

I'd honestly like to see him do a hard pivot into TikTok dances or something just fun and absolutely tone deaf that ignores any of the past. Maybe would be a plus if it involved Candace Owens and they just talked about how fun the 90s shows on Nickelodeon were.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

Okay so this is a new one and I don't think they are on Bluesky but it's from Karas Kustoms and Gee I think specifically there with a purple G2 refill. They make pens out of Arizona including this one which is a Vertex. The elephant is pretty good. Running out of characters to type #drawmeanelephant

Blue fountain pen from Karas Kustoms called a Lost Batch Vertex with a double broad nib and a red grip section. Elephant drawing on box features a purple elephant done with a Pilot G2 refill presumably on some Karas Kustoms rollerball pen. It's a straight on elephant that's somewhat unremarkable but a solid effort no less.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

They say the first million is the hardest. I am betting the first deal is with the Heard Island and McDonald Islands and the only thing in the way of cementing the deal is two small issues 1) not speaking penguin 2) they brought tinned fish and the penguins don't have fingers

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/04/2025

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 22/04/2025

I'm so excited. The first person I checked was @lizzobeeating.bsky.social and she was indeed checked. Sadly @lizcheney.bsky.social seems to have given up on us :(

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 18/04/2025

Lizzo thirst traps on Bluesky before GTA6.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 05/04/2025

I liked the idea of it but Matt Mullenweg and Mark Zuckerberg being big parts of it doesn’t give me the same vibes. Sort of glad Bluesky isn’t part of it.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 05/04/2025

When the Switch 2 gets tariffed she won’t be laughing.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 04/04/2025

There’s a root found in Nambia that’s gonna cure all of our ailments from cancer to diverticulitis to bone spurs to wokness to heterochromia.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 15/03/2025

Seems super excessive. Maybe a simple pencil drawing at most.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 15/03/2025

Me too. I thought she did great. Smerkonish kind of seemed to answer tweets responding to the protest that were clearly about Gavin's guests and that felt sort of like a big miss. JoJo was a big hit though.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 15/03/2025

I think what's important is that everyone has fun.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 09/03/2025

Maybe the planes just have bird flu and we could give em ivermectin to fix everything.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 08/03/2025

I feel like someone should be yelling "you're not allowed to park here" at some of these vehicles.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 08/03/2025

Great job. I expected it to be a little bit Jersey but that was palpably Jersey. Thanks for clarifying that Central Jersey is, in fact, a thing.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 08/03/2025

I'm hoping for like 12 Monkeys meets the Purge meets Tank Girl but way worse music.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 07/03/2025

Have we tried just giving the birds Ivermectin?

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 06/03/2025

Used to be a lot more cool beans than it is these days.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 04/03/2025

You can never have too much praise.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 04/03/2025

I’m certain I’ve rewatched the Sony box thing that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to and MacBook Wheel videos more than he’s seen at least three of his kids.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 03/03/2025

Buzzfeed listacles really suffer the most. The 31 tweets that were funny last weekend really were the lifeblood of journalism and are now just an empty shell of their former self.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 03/03/2025

More of the consensus than a hot take.

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 02/02/2025

The bots from the owners of networks are wild but the real question is how many other parties are playing the game without permission?

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Draw me an Elephant @drawmeanelephant.com · 31/01/2025

I explicitly avoid learning about elephants but love to ask places to draw them for me. I found out African elephants are the ones with the bigger ears against my will.