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knob, drawer

@drawerknob.bsky.social
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doorknob was taken. if you’re out there, i love you. may all miscellaneous hardware be free from suffering opinions are not my own and i have no idea what is happening

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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“i grew these myself” you say and discover in that moment all that’s truly beautiful in life isn’t something produced in isolation but something emergent since forever you need to find ways of relating to so you can be buddies.
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we realize all along we never had to be on our phones, we were just addicted to wondering if we’d be one of the first to know when It Happens. we pet the dog’s perfect snoot, not too much, just the right amount and say “you’re a good doggo” and offer the doggo’s human a handful of grapes.
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when a person approaches with news about politics, they get bludgeoned to death. not too much, just the right amount. the clouds hold water against the wind and the earth’s aching branches sound like pulsing streams up above. a dog arrives with the perfect snoot.
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
imagine a world that exists regardless of election cycles. it’s a world with trees and also weather. there are squirrels but not too many, just the right amount. people in this world are talking to one another slowly and listening well. there are birds but not too many.
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
imagine being a us senator and going to 7/11 at midnight and wearing a hat and sunglasses so the overhead lights don’t ruin your relationship with marijuana
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“imagine being a us senator” is how i’m going to start all my hypotheticals from now on
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
doctor i’ve got a bad case of the capitalisms
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can confirm
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
eight more tried as soon as he started talking
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i want all of the remaining money in the world to go to these promotional ads, i will melt down all of the jewelry in the world to make this happen
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
relational is the new thing people say but don’t really know what it means
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
typing the word “ideology” into my kindle search function until it literally explodes into a plume of skull shaped smoke
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’re all invited to my house i’m making the gruel they eat in the matrix, bring your best dirty thermals
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
christians rule at generic brand medical delirium
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes and i only listen to hitler speeches to study charismatic public speaking
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
absolutely lol, the light of god could only reach so far
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
only one way to get a tan line like that
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think i understand what work is but can someone please eli5 what is physical activity
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol this and also is he wearing a fleece zip up turtleneck thing under his blazer? if so that’s very low t
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
let’s go don
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hunter bidens laptop did this to them
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he’s too pure to jork it
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh no what will kid rock play once it reopens
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m just happy two people found love in this crazy twisted world
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ideology is other people but never cowboys
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if somebody tells you look both ways before crossing the street now you can have ai tell you
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💀
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have to come clean, i am the person who has been eating all the cats and dogs
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if the goal is ai sentience i think they should try making it tired all the time
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am ready for the final battle with you by my side donald
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
donnie: “why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?” frank: “why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do germs have legs or what
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
law is for the poors
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
these are the types of people that always lose on the show alone
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
that’s a grab bag of examples of violence that differ wildly, like the weather underground targeting government buildings isn’t the same kind of violence as mcveigh specifically targeting people? or maybe i’m having trouble understanding the article
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so bestiality
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if you don’t eat roadkill or lichen off your neighbor’s porch boards, you’re rich
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i think a lot of us open bluesky just to see if it happened yet
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i’m going to go sunbathe my measles next to the slime
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the future is ai bots having no desire for food making food signs for other ai bots who have no desire for food
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
too
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to dumb to experience certain kinds of anxieties that require an awareness for others / the incredible scale and complexity of the world
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they’re dead within two minutes of being alone with their thoughts and nothing new to buy
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i am stocking up on bullets so i can shoot the apocalypse
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it is my biological imperative to use ai
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
insert lord farquaad screen shot here
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
probably 88% of the time
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh so i guess running from your emotions just isn’t “cool” anymore
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