knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“i grew these myself” you say and discover in that moment all that’s truly beautiful in life isn’t something produced in isolation but something emergent since forever you need to find ways of relating to so you can be buddies. 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026we realize all along we never had to be on our phones, we were just addicted to wondering if we’d be one of the first to know when It Happens. we pet the dog’s perfect snoot, not too much, just the right amount and say “you’re a good doggo” and offer the doggo’s human a handful of grapes. 100
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026when a person approaches with news about politics, they get bludgeoned to death. not too much, just the right amount. the clouds hold water against the wind and the earth’s aching branches sound like pulsing streams up above. a dog arrives with the perfect snoot. 100
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026imagine a world that exists regardless of election cycles. it’s a world with trees and also weather. there are squirrels but not too many, just the right amount. people in this world are talking to one another slowly and listening well. there are birds but not too many. 100
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026imagine being a us senator and going to 7/11 at midnight and wearing a hat and sunglasses so the overhead lights don’t ruin your relationship with marijuana 010
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“imagine being a us senator” is how i’m going to start all my hypotheticals from now on 120
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i want all of the remaining money in the world to go to these promotional ads, i will melt down all of the jewelry in the world to make this happen 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026relational is the new thing people say but don’t really know what it means 010
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026typing the word “ideology” into my kindle search function until it literally explodes into a plume of skull shaped smoke 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you’re all invited to my house i’m making the gruel they eat in the matrix, bring your best dirty thermals 080
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026christians rule at generic brand medical delirium 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yes and i only listen to hitler speeches to study charismatic public speaking 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026absolutely lol, the light of god could only reach so far 020
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i think i understand what work is but can someone please eli5 what is physical activity 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol this and also is he wearing a fleece zip up turtleneck thing under his blazer? if so that’s very low t 150
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i’m just happy two people found love in this crazy twisted world 091
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if somebody tells you look both ways before crossing the street now you can have ai tell you 050
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have to come clean, i am the person who has been eating all the cats and dogs 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if the goal is ai sentience i think they should try making it tired all the time 020
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i am ready for the final battle with you by my side donald 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026donnie: “why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?” frank: “why are you wearing that stupid man suit?” 010
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026these are the types of people that always lose on the show alone 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026that’s a grab bag of examples of violence that differ wildly, like the weather underground targeting government buildings isn’t the same kind of violence as mcveigh specifically targeting people? or maybe i’m having trouble understanding the article 2141
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026if you don’t eat roadkill or lichen off your neighbor’s porch boards, you’re rich 110
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i think a lot of us open bluesky just to see if it happened yet 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i’m going to go sunbathe my measles next to the slime 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the future is ai bots having no desire for food making food signs for other ai bots who have no desire for food 000
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026to dumb to experience certain kinds of anxieties that require an awareness for others / the incredible scale and complexity of the world 110
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026they’re dead within two minutes of being alone with their thoughts and nothing new to buy 010
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i am stocking up on bullets so i can shoot the apocalypse 110
knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026oh so i guess running from your emotions just isn’t “cool” anymore 010