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knob, drawer

@drawerknob.bsky.social
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doorknob was taken. if you’re out there, i love you. may all miscellaneous hardware be free from suffering opinions are not my own and i have no idea what is happening

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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have to come clean, i am the person who has been eating all the cats and dogs
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if the goal is ai sentience i think they should try making it tired all the time
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do germs have legs or what
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the mining company and war company are fighting y’all
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
stand by my budding theory that rfk is jfk crudely glued back together post dallas
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it used to be you get what you pay for but now it’s you don’t get what you pay for and it’s confusing
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
assholes still lighting off fireworks: the dogs in the neighborhood are miserable you suck big ass and it still Didn’t Happen
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
national mall 👀 like prada marfa if it was an ice detention center
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
there are three wolves inside me
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the prophet we were promised. when are you all going to wake up
ken klip’s smooth groin ken with totenkopf chest tattoo
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
peace is every other step
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
big shout out to antifa or the democrats or whoever for controlling the dc weather on america’s bday
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
no good reason why dinner tables aren’t at neck height
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
tfw you realize life isn’t a highway
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
yes sir she’s called the guilloteen yes sir you’re going to love her, right this way
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i think power dynamics are an essential part of understanding sampling / remix culture and that’s not always mentioned when discussing the great frankensteining 2.0 of internet content
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
digital rubbernecking will be the death of us all
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
dude if they can’t even do a reflecting pool without giving it an sti can you even imagine how shit the no-drone bunker is going to be
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
and if you want to do that well then you know less power to you
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
gods peed
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
writhe or die
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i fucking love that the right has essentially reduced life to a paranoid science fiction fantasy for all of us
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
um actually you don’t have a sign stating you reserve the right to refuse service to anyone which is exactly why i can practice beginners magic all day in this chipotle
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
can’t imagine what it’s like to be an age where the wonky demons running amok are young enough to be your grandchildren. aging is already weird as doctors seem younger (do they even know lumbago) but at least they’re not trying to use pedophile magic to unsea atlantis and turn it into luxury condos
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i’m on a strict conifer diet
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
can someone smarter than me explain the correlation between the manifest destiny caused biological collapse of our planet with the very reasonable desire most people have to die in their sleep
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i’m on a strict carnival diet
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
our oceans documentary but it’s narrated by trump
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
is he gonna drain the swamp yes sir is he gonna drain it all over my face oh yes sir yes sir
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
disrespectfully i agree
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
look i may be a tall drink of water but i’m also a human being
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i don’t know who needs to hear this today but it’s totally okay to own more than one pair of socks
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
chat, during nuremberg 2.0 are the republican cops going to take the republican politicians to republican prisons? eli5
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
a lot of bluesky discourse could be clarified by posting income, debt and assets in profile
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
if you don’t have chocolate stains on your favorite books are you even depressed bro
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
most of us actually don’t want to put our money where our mouth is
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
being tall sucks actually
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
everything sucks pretty much except everyone is getting funnier
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Boudicca @boudica24.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is such karma for the manosphere.
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
imagining what trump’s genocide would’ve looked like from the artemis
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
is anyone else getting paid a retainer fee between protests?
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
if anyone is curious what derealization looks like on a cultural scale, ta da.
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
good time to remember brent probably never gets into the good place
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“if you wish to bake an apple pie from scratch you must first learn about jenny’s digestive relationship with stonefruit, how her children and especially husband are picky eaters, disney cruises, the miracle cure for loose skin, an up close photo of a foot, a banana, an egg…” -carl sagan
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
rad that the bipartisan american system is basically would you rather be constipated or have diarrhea with nothing in the middle
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
do you think there were musicians in a digital void just chilling and then suno ripped a hole into our universe
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
guns are just guitars for people who can’t make people cum
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knob, drawer @drawerknob.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
we have semi trucks but why don’t we have full boner trucks
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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