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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Unorthodox?!? Is THAT what screening troops for low-t is? Or is it: irrelevant, unnecessary, nonsensical, ill-advised, and/or insane? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/15/u...

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I googled so you don’t have to: Nix v. Hedden. (A tariff case.)

Screenshot of a tweet from October 2022 by @Arial_Comedy. “Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they’re a vegetable. And there’s nothing more American than a court ruling that disagrees with science.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Mine would be most loyal fan (singular), except Maisie doesn’t have thumbs & can’t read.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

With apologies to Willem Dafoe, but… i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/b0/4...

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I also have no gasts left to flabber.** **I have tempted fate & in response, the administration will do something so horrific that I will be forced to summon a gast to flabber.

Cartoon potato with caption “life is flabbering the gast out of me on an hourly basis.” From the TruthPotato account on Instagram. Underneath, it says “I don’t have any gasts left to flabber.”

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

One of my favorite tees: www.boredwalk.com/cdn/shop/fil...

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

It can be the giant friend in my Pixar movie about leaf sheep & sea bunnies. (C’mon Pixar! They need a movie.)

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Posted by Word P*rn on FB: (Ignore their typo)

Picture says “hi, I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the 14 day free trial and I’m definitely not interested.”

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

New Year’s Day good luck foods 2-4: collard green wraps (2) with black eyed peas (3), and a pork (4) & water chestnut filling (sauce: hoisin, soy, lime, chili crisp, garlic, ginger), with carrot & cashew garnish.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

New Year’s Day good luck food #1: cornbread (with my homemade apple butter).

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I hope you find it! I’m still really salty about the Henckels paring knife. In my defense, it was apple butter season & it got covered up in a pile of apple peels that looked something like this, but bigger.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I want you to throw my toy, but I don’t want you to have my toy. #MaisieSays

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

“You put my toy away after the 4th time it got stuck under the coffee table. I am not amused.” #MaisieSays

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

If someone tries to get you out of bed, look adorably pathetic until they leave you alone. If that fails, grip the bed frame & hang on tight. Follow me for more pro tips. #MaisieSays

Adorable medium-sized red-brown dog, looking sad with her front paws on the bed frame.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Mom, I like Kurdish pide, too!

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

My friends throw a great 50th bday weekend!

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

STOP THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. (Maisie Millicent)

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

thecorners.substack.com/p/if-you-can...

“there are injustices that have only been addressed because for the first time they have become widely known through social media. At the same time, I can’t help but feel like the wiring in our brains and psyches and hearts and spirits wasn’t meant to take in all the information we consume each day.”Nadia Bolz-Weber

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Maisie won’t wear a costume, but has unlocked undead mode for Halloween 👻

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

((Insert obligatory leopards-eating-faces line.))

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

Me: why does this pic look familiar? My brain: . . . GOT IT:

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

The first week of school wore me out. I snoozle. #MaisieSays

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

I was once the president of a real-life princess.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

Also, I usually reply with a photo of Maisie.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

Maisie is tired on your behalf.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

Is it because she copied it from Michelle Obama? (I didn’t click/read the article, but when has that ever stopped anyone from posting something on the Internet?)

screenshot of a daily beast headline that reads “why Melania Trump’s book cover has a very familiar look”

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

Happy national dog day! Is my dinner ready yet? #MaisieSays

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Straight. Up. Violence. Maisie does not approve.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

Maisie’s ears are both up solidarity! Two ears up = a big deal.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Recharging to get ready for another big day. G’night!

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 23/07/2024

A friend of mine argues that slurm/diet slurm from Futurama was modeled on Mountain Dew.

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Courtesy of truth.potato on Insta.

Cartoon potato holding up a sign that says zero, and the caption reads “ the number of fucks I have left for this week.”

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Does anyone else have this conversation with themselves after a rolling stop?

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Amy Atchison @dratchison.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

I’m doing a Zoom workshop & I think the dog attached to this sweet /innocent face has figured out how to fake the prelude to throwing up (she knows I’ll move quickly when she makes that sound). #Dogsky