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Gave kid a choice between pizza or a movie and she didn't blink

Promised my kid we'd walk to the pizza place when I got home, then got a flat tire AND a busted car battery(also got shorted on my paystub). Got home super late but I kept my promise

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15h

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First panel of today's Swan Boy. Fan-favorite Glen is taking drink orders for the table. Ah but who is drinking what? Read on at swanboy.com

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If they succeed in turning Infowars into the new adult swim this should absolutely come back

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I took my 4 y.o. and spent the whole time thinking it was too much for her only for her to look up at me during the credits to say "Wow! That was a really great movie!"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My main deal at work is building the walkable ceiling so when anyone asks me "What's up?" I dead-eyed respond "Everything I'm putting up"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Took the kid to Forgotten Island last night and it was incredible. How is there not a massive as campaign for this? It deserves to win an Oscar

Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think I'm going to do this every Saturday. Colcannon, penne vodka, chili.... reward the guys for coming in on a Saturday

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Be the future OSHA regulation you want to see in the world. Bring a crockpot to a construction site

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I brought a crockpot full of chai sweet potatoes to work for the crew and their reaction was universally 1.) What the fuck? and 2.) Oh fuck this shit is good

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Basically writing the entire Monorail episode will do that

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wife: Who's that actor Me: Greg Kinnear Wife: Why do I know that name? Me: *Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear*! Wife: HE'S REAL?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd argue it is modest compared to proposing on the Jumbo-tron

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That's pretty low, she should join a union

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think it's great the rest of the country finally gets to try our exotic New Jersey cuisine

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was working on a factory roof a couple years ago. Was able to spy on the next roof down where the 6'7" guy on our crew pulled a dude aside and said "You just called K 'She' when he's TOLD you he's 'He'. Now we're gonna be cool and say you're just slippin' but you're gonna get real right real fast"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought this was the Trenton thunder stadium and it took me a minute to understand that anything was weird

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I remember in Evolution(2001) they decided that selenium would defeat the nitrogen-based aliens because it was 2 down and one over on the periodic table like arsenic is to carbon. It bothers me that I don't know enough chemistry to tell if that's bullshit

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's clear my company and it's client want me for the next job and I'm currently trying to decide how to argue gas costs into getting foreman-rate or a per-diem

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Social media is the one thing that needs planned obsolescence. Things were better when we jumped sites every couple years

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Took my kid to the beach for the first time and it was rainy and gloomy and deserted and perfect. There were hundreds of seabirds, she filled all our pockets with shells and seaglass, the water was warm and the waves were low

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Small shoretown restaurant and the cook dragged an entire play-kitchen outside to our table for my kid to play with. 10/10

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The thing about art is you dont *need* to be good at it, you just need to do it and maybe hope it resonates with someone. The Ramones weren't virtuosos, Tom Waits sounds like a cement mixer rolling backwards down a hill and Bob Dylan is cursed with the voice of Bob Dylan. Art is not the SATs

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That would be a good idea if I didn't currently have both a 4 year-old and have to wake up for work at 4. I'm hoping to take a month off after this OT job and just veg/parent

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was planning to sign up for HBO again to watch The Chair Company but now I'm gonna wait until this show fizzles out

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I always feel like I'm fucking up everything in my life but never with her. I see that little gremlin teaching herself how to skank-dance and have no doubt I'm a great dad

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I took her to a punk/goth market yesterday and the two of us danced alone at the silent disco

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Been in a depressive episode lately but it's really nice that I have the means to support my child's wildest dreams* *Eating sushi at the grocery store and shouting "Go Birds!" at everyone wearing green

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

swanboy.com/comic/gift-c...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie discuss Noel and Crystal's second date

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So anybody else's boss having a pizza party for 9/11?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Guy at work today said "I was born in 2001" and then hastily added "In December!" like he was worried I was gonna blame him for 9/11

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just finished building my kid's new bed and it has a SLIDE

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wife's appetite is wrecked by the toddler's schedule but the kiddo gets so enthusiastic about anything I cook or take her out for. We tried Dosa for the first time yesterday and she devoured it

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love when past-self has done meal prep but there's something freeing about dicing onions and celery and being asked "what's for dinner" and honestly responding "I don't know yet"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

T-Fal apparently, the set I found was $40 at costco so I'm sure it's not the same line. Absolutely nothing will stick or burn to the skillet and knowing the woman we aren't going to rule out backwoods Appalachian magic on this cookery or it could be the pyrex/Pyrex fuckery

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My biological grandmother died in May and cleaning out her house my wife, unprepared, was asked what she heirlooms she would like so she said "the skillet" Apparently this skillet is made from mithril or something because its her new favorite thing. I finally tracked down 3 pans of the same make

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My kid is starting preschool this week and I'm emotionally unprepared for it. College is gonna wreck me

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I knew AI was evil but not "Bring Margaret Thatcher back to life" evil

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I went to a Bruce Campbell film festival at the drive-in. The organizers struggled to wrangle him back to the stage because he wanted to talk to everybody about EVERYTHING. ("What brand is that generator? What'd that cost you?") He was so That Dad

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Then again, given that the first trip references The Troubles it all makes perfect sense

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

that The Foxtrot Guy Reads Swanboy has me feeling a lot more charitable to my childhood self for his steadfast accruement of all the treasuries

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Starting to notice a lot of "fancy" Indian street food shops opening up. Is dosa this era's sushi/pizza/poké?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

MAGAmerican girl doll LabuQanon Haggerdy Ann Cyclospora-tainted Cabbage Patch Kids Bratz

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What I'm hearing is dudes should learn how to use make-up

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm trying to decide if I should bring my 4y.o. and her besties to it. I just really want to see it

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh hey wonder whats inside this tree

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I think this is why all the hate Dungeon Crawler Carl has been getting is bothering me. Yah the first book at least is Ready Player One levels of cringe but we need to let another book series eclipse HP as far as sales go if we want to see it dead For the record, DCC is super fun to read

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He spent 3 days making this for her and I'm touched that someone could understand what I wanted for my birthday so well

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My kid's "uncle"(my best friend) surprised her on my birthday with an intricately crafted muppet puppet and it definitely - for better or worse - unlocked something in her

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