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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wife: Who's that actor Me: Greg Kinnear Wife: Why do I know that name? Me: *Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear*! Wife: HE'S REAL?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Took my kid to the beach for the first time and it was rainy and gloomy and deserted and perfect. There were hundreds of seabirds, she filled all our pockets with shells and seaglass, the water was warm and the waves were low

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Small shoretown restaurant and the cook dragged an entire play-kitchen outside to our table for my kid to play with. 10/10

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Been in a depressive episode lately but it's really nice that I have the means to support my child's wildest dreams* *Eating sushi at the grocery store and shouting "Go Birds!" at everyone wearing green

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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie discuss Noel and Crystal's second date

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So anybody else's boss having a pizza party for 9/11?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just finished building my kid's new bed and it has a SLIDE

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Starting to notice a lot of "fancy" Indian street food shops opening up. Is dosa this era's sushi/pizza/poké?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh hey wonder whats inside this tree

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My kid's "uncle"(my best friend) surprised her on my birthday with an intricately crafted muppet puppet and it definitely - for better or worse - unlocked something in her

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wife asked me what I wanted to do the morning of my birthday and honestly the first thought was take little misschief out for a tea party at an actual tea room

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So let the party and the sounds rock on/ We're gonna shake it 'til the life has gone/ Rose tint my world keep me safe from the trouble and pain

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Went to the national zoo today and got this amazing 7th grade yearbook-ass shot of Bao Li the panda

Bao Li the panda munching on some bamboo with uncomfortable eye contact

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Played hooky from work yesterday and took my kid out for a rainy day at the fair. Was mad about spending $50 on ride passes until I realized no lines meant 4 nonstop hours of carnival rides. Definitely worth getting a little wet, and when it really opened up we got to pet baby bunnies for an hour

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me: Alright, any last questions before I get back to my own work? Apprentice: Yah, what's this next piece I need? Why do they make these blueprints so hard to read Me: Okay, first off, it's a 2B-EL857.5, secondly, you're holding them upside down

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Something I learned this year is that if the job will fall apart without that's MORE reason to take a day off because when you come back everybody will suddenly become a lot nicer to you

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Dude almost died on the job yesterday because he didn't know the panel he was working on was live. Can't wait to find out if tomorrow's mandatory safety meeting will be about Electrical Safety or "Don't try to murder your coworkers because they forgot to Lock-Out/Tag-Out"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

we just got a random dude from Indiana on the job. He sheepishly told me he thinks he's being paid the cheaper Indiana rate and I had to tell him "If you told me you were making triple my rate for the same work I'd tell ya "good job brother, get that bread"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Watched my gruff, taciturn Ron Swanson of neighbor let my toddler color his hair and paint his nails

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Was struggling to hire a facepainter and my wife suggested we just let the toddler's paint eachother, that way there's no line. So that's $200 saved

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Ethnic jokes and trans punchlines are lazy conversation tools for those who aren't clever enough to have an original thought We should have just let these guys keep doing the Borat "MY WIIIIIFE"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The guy who keeps showing everybody pics of trans people as a punchline finally got fired and I should admit I didn't try very hard to save his job

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As much as trump hates when someone else has the headlines, I'm betting it's Newt who completes the series

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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

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The first panel of today's Swan Boy. Rona is stressed about fireworks. "I can't take these fireworks. Fuck America. Fuck the 4th of July. It's the 7th, when will this end?"

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

i didn't know a fully swollen eye could switch one day to the next. Latest reason I. want to stop being shop steward

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The moment my daughter nervously stepped out on stage, saw me in the audience and screamed "DADDY!!" before starting her dance was when I stopped feeling guilty about leaving work early

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"All temporary staira built after March 1st 1991 must-" okay OSHA class, I wasn't planning on building any temporary stairs before March 1st 1991

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My friend's tween Rock class had it's "graduation" today. I had to explain to one of the kids that a "mosh pit" has nothing to do with mashed potatoes and now feel they should have their credentials revoked

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Being shop steward takes all the fun out of a coworker calling out sick then GPS auto-texting the foreman their ETA to their dealer's house

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Americans warning Europeans about our transportation infrastructure like Australians cautioning visitors about the wildlife

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

A fairly conservative neighbor just died and am rocked by the family asking for donations to trans charities in the obituary. Like, I'm going over every conversation I've ever had with him because this is New Information

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I showed my friend Swanboy and she excitedly exclaimed "That looks like Dilbert!" and it feels like I'm in an Old Yeller situation here

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The kids getting a bed with a slide for her birthday. Am I going to regret this?

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I don't know what's worse: That my wife bought raspberry mayonnaise, or that it tastes so good yet we have no idea what to use it on

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Found out my East German project manager likes to build model WWII tanks. I was telling him about my grandpa's tank destroyer battalion when he cut me off "Your side's not as fun" I'm really hoping it's soviet tanks he's building

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Furniture stores are extremely depressing. Beige ornamentation depots for house flippers. Not a single heirloom that could root into your life

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Kiddo snuck into our bed for the first non-vacation time. Shes snoring like a bulldozer and I LOVE IT

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mrg / greg v goebel / NAFO @gvgoebel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The two concepts are not mutually exclusive.

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I know FIFA is corrupt but damn

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

For her first theatre experience, the Goof was super excited to meet a "real live princess" and insisted she had to wear her "special princess outfit. It was jeans and a flannel

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Every day I go to work I have the potential to cause tens of millions of dollars in damages and every day I don't they should thank me

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/04/2026

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Shittiest guy on my job is out with the flu and I feel bad about how funny I'm going to find it when he comes back to find his hated work-enemy was made foreman over him in the other building AND they just hired a woman. I think they hired her because they want to fire him

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Surprised my wife and her siblings with Easter baskets filled with coffee, hot sauce and H-Mart snacks. Huge success!

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I've been saying "Thank you" instead of "Sorry" lately and I feel like I've found the Konami code of life

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Mixing Goo-Gone and isopropyl alcohol at work to make The Forbidden Screwdriver

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The karmic beauty and torment of Swanboy Dandolos is that he's what you deserve, which is why Rona gets a steadfast friend, Cassie an earnest yet low-pressure fuckboy, and for Noel, Juggalo Bugs Bunny

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