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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I love it when Uncrustables are at that perfect stage of thawing where the jelly is liquid but the peanut butter is still solid and it's like eating a fancy ice cream bar 😩😩😩

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

People tell me to choose better and expect better, but when I do and they don't meet the criteria, they get mad at me instead of rising to the occasion.

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

This year is so fucked up that every time I see a celebrity name in a headline my first thought is "oh no, did they die?"

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Is there anything better than canceling plans and becoming a blanket burrito on the couch? 🥰

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Right foot let's stomp! Left foot let's stomp! Freeze! Everybody clap your cheeks!

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

A cigarette may take 10 minutes off someone's life, but a work day takes 8 hours

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I saw a can of air freshener labeled "country fresh." Girlypop, if you're going to the country, fresh ain't what you're gonna smell

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This sweet boy 🥹 I love him so much, I can't even 😭

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The book store is way too peopley right now

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

A retail store/restaurant but it's like planet fitness, but instead of a lunk alarm there's a Karen alarm and footage gets uploaded to the company's website for the public to watch.

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

"It's called a manic episode, and you're getting three more seasons!"

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

What if an asteroid hit the earth in 2032 and I had a cotton stick in my princess hole?

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Vanilla cake but instead of frosting it's drywall mud

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Therapy Made Me Worse So I Started Writing Fanfic

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Nothing like ending the year on a "positive" note

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

*slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I pet them*

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Enemies to... well they fuck?

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haunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

this is not my beautiful strife

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Controversial opinion: The Barbie movie is Mattel's too little too late response to the Disney movie Life-Size

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DoctorMrsTheBookworm @drailluos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The internet likes cat photos, right? This is my boy, Ronald Fleasley. He is blind in his right eye, has PTSD, and has feline AIDS. Worship your feline overlord

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