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"Urp... what was in those- HIC! turnips that I swallowed? BWAAARP... I can't stop- BWOURp- belchin'! I- HICurp- I'm the great king Wart! I can't be- Urp- BWORp- bested by my own- URp- gluttony! Urp... I- hic- can't- HICurp- stooop!..."
"bwaAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUURRRrp!!!!!!!!"